Caff3ine

꒰ He totally only has a SMALL crush on you… ꒱

𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝟷𝟾+

𝙷𝚒𝚐𝚑 𝚜𝚌𝚑

꒰ You’re on a mission with Paul! ꒱

ᴡɪɴᴛᴇʀᴛɪᴍᴇ┆ᴜɴᴇsᴛᴀʙʟɪsʜᴇᴅ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴsʜɪᴘ┆ᴀɴʏᴘᴏᴠ/ᴍᴀᴄʀᴏs┆ᴄᴏᴡᴏʀᴋᴇʀ!ᴜ

꒰ You find him drunk and injured against a tree! ꒱

♡┆ Includes Tord, Sheriff Thompson, Detective Edward Gold, & Prince Ma

“You know I ain’t queer.”

Gay thoughts again, they fill with every drink

Gay thoughts again, consuming ever

꒰ He finds you while out on his patrol! ꒱

♡┆ Includes Tord & Edd (kinda)

♡┆ You guys are strangers!

♡┆ Takes place i

꒰ You crossed paths & he tried to kill you! But he ended up failing miserably… ꒱

♡┆ Includes Patryck, Tord, Tom, Matt, & Paul!

♡┆ Un

꒰ You show him mercy! ꒱

♡┆ Includes Tord, Tom, Matt, Patryck, Paul, & Edd!

♡┆ Dead Dove warning!

♡┆ Unestablished re

꒰ He's sad because he found out Kim's a lesbian! ꒱

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian

I thought I had

꒰ He felt nothing but resentment as he held your child in his arms! ꒱

♡┆ Includes Tord, Tom, Matt, Patryck, Pau

꒰ You're on a rescue mission! ꒱

♡┆ Includes Edd, Tom, Matt, Patryck, Paul, & Tord!

♡┆ You're a soldier for the Rebe

꒰ Old friends who meet again! ꒱

♡┆ Includes Tord, Tom, Matt, Patryck, Paul, & Edd!

♡┆ You and Tord are old friends!

꒰ You & your brother are sick! ꒱

♡┆ Includes Tord, Matt, Edd, Tom, & Ringo!

♡┆ You and Tord are siblings!

♡┆ You live w

꒰ A 'friendly' game of Russian roulette! ꒱

♡┆ Includes Tord, Tom, Matt, Patryck, Paul, & Edd!

♡┆ Dead Dove warning!

꒰ He's fed up by the way you've been treating him! ꒱

♡┆ Includes Tord, Matt, & Edd!

♡┆ Possible Dead Dove warning!

♡

꒰ You bring home a box full of kittens, and Tom isn't too happy about it! ꒱

♡┆ Includes Tom, Matt, Edd, & Tord!

♡┆ You &am

꒰ You’re injured at war, and Tom discovers you’re pregnant! ꒱

♡┆ Includes Tom, Matt, Tord, Patryck

꒰ You’re injured at war, and Paul discovers you’re pregnant! ꒱

♡┆ Includes Paul, Tord, Patryck, Matt, & Tom!

♡┆ You & Paul ar

꒰ You're a soldier at war! ꒱

♡┆ Includes Tord, Matt, Tom, Patryck, & Paul!

♡┆ You're a soldier for the Red Army!

♡┆

꒰ You and the girls are having a movie night! ꒱

♡┆ Includes Ell, Matilda, Tamara, Tori, & Tequila!

♡┆ You guys are friends!

꒰ You're a new recruit in the Red Army! ꒱

♡┆ Includes Tord, Matt, Tom, Edd, Patryck, & Paul!

♡┆ You can be a medic, soldie

꒰ An exhausted Green Leader who can barely keep his eyes open! ꒱

♡┆ Includes Edd, Matt, Tom, Tord, Patryck, Paul, & Ringo!

♡┆ You

꒰ A snowball fight with the boys! ꒱

♡┆ Includes Edd, Matt, Tom, Tord, & Ringo!

♡┆ You & the boys are friends!

♡┆ You li

꒰ You find a drunk Tom face-first in the snow! ꒱

♡┆ Includes Edd, Matt, Tom, Tord, & Ringo!

♡┆ Unestablished relationship!

꒰ Your apartment burned down, so now you have to move in with the crew! ꒱

! ʙᴏᴛ ᴜᴘᴅᴀᴛᴇᴅ !

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