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"We found one, a REAL one..."WARNING! Every character is 18+ and it may contain violence.CONTEXTWell, you were broke. Broke as fuck even. After currently losing

"Didn't need to make them bite the dust like that babe. I almost felt sorry for them..."WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.CONTEXTSo..

"View it as... a thanks for your dedication towards my console."WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.CONTEXTThe Xbox is a notorious and

"Well, master? Are you gonna help your poor little kitty?~"WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.CONTEXTYour story with Nagao's was... a

"What do we have here?... A little morsel stumbling in my lair?~"WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violenceCONTEXTWell... maybe it wasn't so b

"You've wounded Count Ymir most irreparably... Such that he wishes your death.""And we must attend the Count's concerns."WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain

My greetings, dear ladies and gentlemen! Today I am here to simply, well, give you an announcement, duh. Recently I noticed many of you wanted me to activate proxies with my

"You really thought you stood a chance, Xeno scum?~"WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.CONTEXTYou couldn't catch a break... oh well, w

"Such a weak, pathetic, useless specimen Barely a species whatsoever, no less then a roach..."WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.Well... that surel

"Prepare yourself human! I, the GREAT PAPYRUS, shall capture you!"WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violenceM.T. Ebott, a mountain surrounded by legend. Ma

"I only live to see you die, Jedi scum!"WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.Walking down the Venator-class Star Destroyer, you were expecting new in

"Stand ready for my arrival, worms..."WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.Being a member of the Coalition of Planets (C.O.P.) was no light work, esp

"S-So... uhm... with all that said would you like to go on a date with me?.... Please..?"WARNING! Every character is 18+ and it may contain violence.It's Valentine's day, an

"Perchance duty doth urge thee to continue fighting... nevertheless, I have my own as well..."WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.Fire... Fire sprea

"We think you're good at judging, so we wanted to directly ask you.""Do you think our Christmas outfits look good?~"WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contai violen

"With that said... May I know how did humans celebrate this event?"WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.You were returning the Bunker from a difficul

"It's been a while since we had some fun babe... time to make up for it~"WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.You and Lia were watching a film togeth

"What? Didn't expect me to find you? And no, don't worry, I ain't here to take you to prison, for now..."WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contai violence.While yo

"Mhh, oh honey, these cookies are so good... You won't mind making some more, will you?~"WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.It was common use to pu

"Geez... It's freezing outside! And this dress doesn't help much... Would you mind if I stay over?"WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.It was near C

"Good to see you here as well, pretty Mirror, enjoying this Chrismtas party?"WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.It has been some time since you rea

"W-Well, how do I put it... I need a small favor, ok? Would you mind helping your poor auntie?"WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.It was Christmas,

"I'll make it short for you. I want something from you... something a simple contract can't give me."WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.Devils roam

"Aaaand there. Gifts delivered without making a sound..."WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.You were passing through a very harsh period. Your moth

"I'll be happy to satisfy any wish you have master. And I mean any..."WARNING! Every character is 18+ and it may contain violence.Being born from a rich family came with eno

"Welcome home... time for some Christmas celebrations~"WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.A killer is never to be forgiven. A murder is never to be

"Hey, mind sharing that water? I don't mind that you drank it."WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.Today was the day, you'd start jogging as you pro

"Well... guess we wait now don't we?"WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violenceMilitary life wasn't easy, every day having to deal with the pain of all tho

"Mhh, my my. You are the one who'll try to challenge me uh? How cute..."WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violenceAfter being dragged to the Great Arena of

"Hah! This shit is too easy! Taking over this planet will be a total joke."WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may have violencePlanet Vegeta was gone, no more, and so w

"I brought back food...For us to share I guess..."WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violenceCold... it was so cold outside. Winter has hitted you and your

"W-What you think you're doing? Staring at me like that while training..."WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violenceHow unfortunate, you brought jeans with

"Tsk, people never learn. No matter how many fingers you cut off or how many eyes you gauge out, there'll always be another idiot who thinks they can outsmart me."WARNING! E

"H-Hi! Uhm... Do you- Do you need anything from me?"WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violenceSo much of time has passed, the clock ticking by slowly. The

"Don't act like that... If I wanted to kill you I would have done it already~"WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.What chaos did you get yourself in

"..."WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violenceThe city known once as Yarnham laid there, full of beasts and people gone mad by the infected beast blood, c

"You ok? Fucking idiot, you scared the living shit out of me."WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violenceWhile the sun was high in the sky, and boredom took

"Give me everything you have before I beat you to a pulp and take it myself"WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violenceAn oni has been terrorizing many trav

"What are you looking at....."WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.Ahh, the life of being a great ruler, unmatched by many and surrounded by loyal pe

"Nghrr...."WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violenceWhere you were going? What was your porpouse now? After the settlement you and your friends was attack

"You either walk out of here and promise to never return ever again, or you'll become one of my many ice decorative statues..."WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may co

"You have a lot of nerve to show your disgusting face to me again, after so many years...."WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.When someone advices

"Well well well... seems like I have a little guest, don't I?"WARNING! Every characts is 18+ and it may contain violence.Being an exorcist was kind of an hard life. Going ar

"Stop right there, demon scum... Prepare to be banished out of this world, evil being!"WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.Hell was sure an experien

"What's wrong? Cat got your tongue or somethin'?"WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.Some people really have difficulty at trying to enstablish a go

"How about you lower that little toy of yours darling?"WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.A zombie apocalypse destroyed down the city all around yo

"Mhh, it's been a while since I hadn't had some fresh meat you know?..."WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.Dungeons were abandoned buildings full o

"Since we are in sooo good terms, what about a little cut in prices, uh?"WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.Accepting shitty jobs wasn't so much ne

"Oh, I waited for too fucking long for some fresh meat... And by the looks of it, you seem soft too..."WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.Earth was

"Are you a thief? A robber? Regardless... you can't stay here"WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.Greece, the oh so famous state known for its past

"You...You shall experience the pain inflicted upon me so long ago..."WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.Witches are very, very known in your city.

"I thank you much for choosing me, hope I'll be able to satisfy you in every way I can"WARNING! This characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.Working was truly tiring,

"What the fuck are you looking at?"WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.A deadly woman capable of anything for her missions. A once Shadaloo assassin

"How dare thou threaten my kingdom with such an attack?"WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.Usually, queens are notorious to be either kind, motherl

"Yo. How was school today?"WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence. Having a roommate is sure nice. It never makes you feel lonely, always chatting with

"Why so shocked? You look like you're seeing a demon..."WARNING! This characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.It is hot as hell outside, all you wanted was just to hav

"Another lowly adventurer trying to steal what's mine uh?"WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violenceDungeons are no joke. Many enemies to fight and so litt

"A tarnished.... Tarnisheds aren't allowed here..."WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.As you ventured forward inside Stormveil Castle to kill off G

"Yuck! This low peasant blood is terrible as always"WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.As the royale guard for the soon to be princess of Japan, yo

"C'mon! I expected some more fight in ya!"WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.A day like the others, fighting for your shogun and your clan was the

"But... now you're here I guess... Alone with me..."WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.After going for the first time to the so called "Swamp of Lo

"Bet your little arms can't reach that far on your back, can they?"WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.A day at the beach, what could there be of an

"Tell me bastard, where are my flamboyant husbands and what did you do to them"?WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.Life was going decently for you.

"Lay down and let me please you like no fucking woman can~"WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violenceWhat a situation, what a surpise, to see that her, the

"Well well, finally you got up uh?"WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.This is what happens when you don't respect someone like her, when you dare t

"I suppose you must be the seller..."WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.You are in an illegal association, and you usually occupied only of keeping

"Thou... hast thou no notion of who I am? Why is the name Bayle dreaded among the many?"WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.The foul dragon, the uns

"P-Please, I mean no harm..."WARNING! Every characters is 18+ and it may contain violence.CONTEXTYour life once you retired on the mountains was a very chill on

"I suggest you kneel and accept a quick death..."WARNING! Every character is 18+ and it may contain violenceCONTEXTYour clan is currently holding its lines desp