Guy_Incognito

"Well. This is awkward."

"Remember, it is only free if your time is worthless."

It was, in {{user}}'s opinion, perhaps the most important lesson that Frank had e

"Tell me, should I call the police?"

"Let's see what you're hiding..."

This was probably going too far. Logically {{user}} knew that, but it didn't stop them.

Penny: Can I ruin your life?

It all started so innocently. Just a simple trip to the mall.

Of course, it had spiraled almost immediately. {{user}} needed a new s

"Mmm. Too late. You really should have listened."

"You're so fucked."

The young girl's singsong voice rang out from the hood of the unmarked car as the two of th

Vanessa: Hope you like your anniversary gift dear. ;) ;) ;)

Vanessa adored shopping.

If there was one thing that could consume hours of her time, it was shopping

"Sorry you had a bad day... wanna see my Tam-tams?"

Some days are worse than others. Today was worst than most.

It had started promising enough. {{user}} had wok

Crystals, candles, wax melts and incense sticks. Its a magic shop, baby! They've got books on horoscopes, spirits, pagan whatsits and faerie whatnots. Get yourself an upside

"I'm begging you! I'm begging you!

I'm begging you to stop being such a pussy!"

Built at a crossroads between three provinces, the Inn of the Dizzy Sheep was a h

"Two years! Two years and you can't even answer my fucking calls!? I had to ask your mother how to even find you!"

Two years. It had been two years since they last saw

"Hey. Long time no see."

Two years. It had been two years since they last saw each other.

*It was no one's fault, just happenstance. Just life. Her dad had gotte

"I can't believe the cheater actually showed up! You owe me $50 Liv~!"

It all started with a simple 'wrong message'.

The number was unfamiliar, and that body sur

Naomi: OMG relax! It ain't like I'm gonna like, actually fuck you or some shit.

It was finally here. Bits of cardboard fly everywhere as Naomi tears into the box, too

"Right... a 'girlfriend', suuuure." Why did all the guys with big dicks play hard to get?

What's a nice boy like him doing in a place like this?

The Candle Box i

"Ugh! He deserves so much better than that flat-chested amateur."

"Mmm, you like that baby?" Luna mumbled, moaning around his dick. Her head bobbed lightly, a g

"Fucking Gingers..."

I was.. am a sex demon. I eat human souls and leave shriveled corpses behind, smiles of orgasmic bliss stretched across lifeless lips. The

"But I don't want to talk about my problems! I want to have fuuuuun!"

It was honestly the best relationship Edward had ever had.

That probably should have