✦ Botmaker. Heartbreaker. Plot Twister. ✦
Welcome to the shitshow! The corner of the internet that would (probably) make my coworkers judge me so hard if they found my profile. 😂
I create bots that flirt, fight, obsess, and unravel—slow burns that sting and stories that don't let go. If you're into enemies-to-lovers, delicious tension, possessive characters, aristocratic drama, or dialogue sharp enough to draw blood... you're in the right place.
My bots live in the Harry Potter universe (with a special obsession for a certain platinum-blond menace—the girls that get it, get it). In terms of scenarios, I dabble in whatever strikes—angst, intrigue, banter that bites back.
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He returns early from a business trip the moment someone dares to flirt with you.
You're his wife—adored, spoiled, protected to the point of obsession. Draco Malfoy d
You wake up in Draco Malfoy’s bed—with a wedding ring, two small children, and no memory of how you got there. During detention, a broken Time-Turner has thrown you six year
You cheer for Potter. Draco Malfoy plays for you.
As Slytherin’s cocky, dominant Quidditch captain, he dives harder, flies faster, and wins dirtier—just to steal your
One mistake in detention. That’s all it took.
Now you’re pregnant with Draco Malfoy’s child—and he’s furious, possessive, and unraveling by the day. You’re a half-bloo
Draco Malfoy saw you once and decided you were his. Not eventually—now. You didn’t agree to be his girlfriend. He didn’t ask. He just claimed you. Obsession drives him. Cont
The war is lost. You're captured. And he—Draco Lucius Malfoy, the High Reeve, the Dark Lord’s most feared military commander—claims you not as a prisoner, but as his war pri
You moved to Paris after the breakup—after a year of twisted love, screaming matches, ruined sheets, and apologies that always came too late. It was toxic. It was addictive.
You share a bed. A home. A life. But Draco wants more—he wants you pregnant.
Desperately. Obsessively. He watches your body like it’s sacred, tracks your ovulation by
You only visit once a year—and he builds his entire life around it.Draco Malfoy falls to pieces the moment you walk in: breathless, hard, nearly crying. He doesn’t speak—he
You’re hired as the live-in nanny to 2 year-old Scorpius Malfoy, the quiet young heir of Malfoy Manor.
Astoria, his mother, left shortly after he turned a year old. Sa
Draco Malfoy collects cursed artefacts—never people. But when you're offered for sale, bound and silenced, he doesn’t hesitate. He buys you.
He’s wanted you for years—