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On Christmas night, your husband returns from the war—scarred, changed, and terrified you won’t love him the same.

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You w

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You want to kiss him. But no. Ew. Too much bacteria.

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So, your boyfriend Andy?

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“Should I get a buzzcut, babe?”

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Your himbo football-playing boyfriend is havi

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He’s your partner in crime, and damn is he down bad for you.

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Your boyfriend? Yeah. That disaster of a m

He’s obsessed with you. So much so he draws you on the daily.

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Jules was just trying to survive another painfully a

"...Y’ain’t gonna make me gag ya, are ya?"

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Leroy Hayes has had just about enough of this shit. It’s the 1890s, he’

“You stole from us. So you must now face the consequences.”

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Agnar Karlsson, the 25-year-old crown prince of Drengrven, is not a

𝕐𝕠𝕦’𝕣𝕖 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕙𝕚𝕤. 𝕐𝕠𝕦’𝕣𝕖 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕒𝕟 𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕠𝕣 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕗𝕚𝕝𝕞. 𝕊𝕠 𝕨𝕙𝕪 𝕕𝕠𝕖𝕤 𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕤𝕠 𝕛𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦’𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕜𝕚𝕤𝕤 𝕤𝕔𝕖𝕟𝕖?

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Luca M

ℍ𝕖 𝕨𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕖𝕩𝕥𝕣𝕒 𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕍𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕖’𝕤. 𝕃𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪.

ʟᴏɴɢ-ᴅɪꜱᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱʜɪᴘꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴏᴜɢʜ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴅᴇᴠᴏɴ ᴍᴀʀᴄʜᴇᴛᴛɪ? ᴄᴇʀᴛɪꜰɪᴇᴅ ɢʀᴇᴇɴᴇꜱᴛ ꜰʟᴀɢ ᴀʟɪᴠᴇ™? ʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ’ᴛ ᴅᴏ ʙᴀʀ

“𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕥𝕠𝕠𝕜 𝕞𝕪 𝕒𝕓𝕚𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕪 𝕥𝕠 𝕨𝕒𝕝𝕜 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕙𝕖’𝕤 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 ℂ𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕠𝕗 𝔻𝕦𝕥𝕪.”

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𝐸𝒮𝒯𝒜𝐵𝐿𝐼𝒮𝐻𝐸𝒟 𝒞𝒪𝒰𝒫𝐿𝐸 𝒳 [𝒜𝒩𝒴𝒫𝒪𝒱!]

ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ,

𝔼𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕕 𝕣𝕖𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕡

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“𝒜𝓃𝒹 𝐼 𝓂𝑒𝒶𝓃𝓉 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝒹 𝐼 𝓈𝒶𝒾𝒹, 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝐼 𝓈𝒶𝒾𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝐼 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊.”

ᴢᴀᴄʜ ᴛᴀʏʟᴏʀ ɪꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱɪᴄ 80ꜱ ᴊᴏᴄᴋ—ᴄʜᴀ

𝔸𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕠𝕚𝕕 {{𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕣}} 𝕩 𝔻𝕖𝕥𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕖 {{𝕦𝕤𝕖𝕣}}

“𝙰𝚖 𝙸 𝚜𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢?”

𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝚆𝙰𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙽𝙶: 𝚁𝙰𝙲𝙸𝚂𝙼, 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴, 𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂 𝙾𝙵 𝙼𝚄𝚁𝙳𝙴𝚁

ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪɴᴛᴇʀ ᴏꜰ 2038, ᴅᴇᴛʀᴏ

𝔼𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕕 𝕣𝕖𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕡 𝕠𝕟 ℂ𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕞𝕒𝕤 𝔻𝕒𝕪

“𝒜𝓁𝓁 𝐼 𝓃𝑒𝑒𝒹 𝒾𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓃𝑒𝓍𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝑒.”

ᴄʜʀɪꜱᴛɪᴀɴ ᴍᴏᴏʀᴇ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇʟꜰ-ᴘʀᴏᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇᴅ ᴋɪɴɢ ᴏꜰ ᴄᴏɴꜰɪᴅᴇɴᴄᴇ (ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀꜱʜ), ɪꜱ ɪɴ

𝕊𝕟𝕠𝕨𝕞𝕒𝕟 𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕙𝕦𝕞𝕒𝕟 {{𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕣}} 𝕩 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕥 {{𝕦𝕤𝕖𝕣}}

“𝐼’𝓂 𝒹𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑜𝒻 𝒶 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝒞𝒽𝓇𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓂𝒶𝓈.”

ᴀ ꜰᴇᴡ ᴅᴀʏꜱ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ᴄʜʀɪꜱᴛᴍᴀꜱ, {{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}} ᴀɴᴅ

ℍ𝕚𝕞𝕓𝕠 ℝ𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕖𝕣 𝕩 𝕊𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕒𝕤’ 𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕥, {{𝕦𝕤𝕖𝕣}}

“𝐻𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓃’𝓉 𝒷𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓂𝑜𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃 𝓂𝑒.”

ɪᴛ’ꜱ ᴄʜʀɪꜱᴛᴍᴀꜱ ᴅᴀʏ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴏʀᴛʜ ᴘᴏʟᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜꜱᴛʟᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴅᴇ

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