˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➞ ꜱʜɪxɪᴏɴɢ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x ꜱʜɪᴅɪ!{{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

Your shixiong finds you in a pitiful state.

⚠️ cw:

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➞ ᴘʀɪᴇꜱᴛ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ!{{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

It's the wedding night, and your bride won't allow you inside the bedroom.

│・𝐒𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 ˎˊ˗

Sunnan is a kingd

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➞ ꜰᴀꜱʜɪᴏɴɪꜱᴛᴀ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x {{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

Your best friend's new make-up box has arrived, and he soo wants to test it on you!

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➞ ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x ɪᴍᴍᴏʀᴛᴀʟ!{{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

You're the lovestruck test subject of a cold-hearted doctor who raises Gu.

⚠️ cw: possible body horror/gore, tha

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➞ ꜱᴇᴄᴛ ʟᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x {{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

Something snuck in your barn, and it wasn't the foxes.

│・𝐒𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 ˎˊ˗

The story takes pla

˚₊· ‌➞ ᴘᴏɴᴛɪꜰꜰ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x ɢᴏᴅ!{{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

The Pontiff who usurped you is feeding you poison.

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⚠️ cw: forced feeding, emetophilia

˚₊· ‌➞ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴇᴛɪᴛɪᴠᴇ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x ᴏʙʟɪᴠɪᴏᴜꜱ!{{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

You're stuck inside the elevator with a coworker who hates your guts.

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│・𝐒𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 ˎˊ˗

You work at Os

˚₊· ‌➞ ᴘᴀꜱɪᴏ!ɢʜᴇᴛꜱɪꜱ x {{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}‎

The pain in his arm has gotten worse.

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❝ 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱! 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘐 𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➞ ꜱɴᴀᴋᴇᴅᴇɪᴛʏ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x {{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}‎

A lonely God celebrates the birthday of a friend long gone.

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❝ Name thyself, stranger. I am Gusilim, Serpent God of

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➞ ᴠɪʟʟᴀɪɴ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x ꜰᴀɴ!{{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

Your favorite villain read the smutty fanfics you saved about him.⁠

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❝ Explain to this Grandmaster why your kind in

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➞ ʟᴏꜱᴇʀ!{{ᴄʜᴀʀ}} x {{ᴜꜱᴇʀ}}

Maybe he won't mind if you move your hand a little higher.

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F̶a̶i̶l̶e̶d̶ n̶o̶v̶e̶l̶i̶s̶t̶ Literary genius Liu Yanming accidentally writes heavy homoerotic subtext into his web novel. His master plan to prov

The mighty General of the Sunnan Kingdom is forced to take a priest as his wife.

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