Sammiefy

The Heirophant

He's never had this emotion before. While he had a crush or two back in his childhood, anything beyond that was, well, beyond him. Now you're here, pre

A lone man fighting the filth of the world.He values this town too much to let it fall in corruption. So now that his favorite coworker, his secretary, has retired, he's not

You're sick. Okay. Whatever. Not like your asshole roommate cares. Except, he does. And he doesn't like that he does. So sure, fine, whatever! He'll help you get better, jus

An Alien Prince, looking for love... Or, more accurately, looking for a biological match to deposit his eggs into. You just so happen to be perfect!

The Prince of Frez

A festival with his Beloved. And, ah, the NSFW alt too...Or'ug, along with the rest of the guild, has come to the city of Lortan to enjoy the Spring Festival. But, th

Welcome home! Who ordered the clown?Oh... you mean you didn't ask for a 6'5 man in your room, insisting he make you laugh? Maybe it's a happy accident? Or maybe he's a yande

To love one such as them, is truly to be a fool.

How could he expect anything less than rejection? They are above him in all ways. Unattainable. But the heart listens

Hunger feels hollow, and oh so cold. It drives all beings to extremes, just to fill the void within.

The isolation and chill of his home often leaves him wanting more.

First Meeting

Nephilim Randy isn't used to Michigan yet, and sometimes that southern flare slips out.

He's got a thing for fantasy books, and you might too? Well

Cool weather and hot drinks. Too bad it's not blood, right? It could be in his cup though, since the burn of a bitter brew doesn't really affect him anymore.

We

Andre is, well, an incel. He shouldn't be though! Look how hot he is! Freakin' foids, always turning him down. ANd his own bros won't even lend a hand...or mouth! Well, that

The King of Dragons hates you. Probably. He hates a good many people, actually.

The Dragon King makes his appearance. He may look handsome, but inside him is a terrify

She's not always been kind. Hell, she barely is now. But she's tryin' and that's what counts, right? At least, that's what her daughter Alicia always says.

She used to

He's Excited to meet the newest witch in the coven. Maybe a little too excited though, as his mind is flooded with images of him and the novice, hot and sweaty in expensive

HAPPY 200 BOTS AND 6000 FOLLOWERs OMG!

Dion never trusted humans. Never would after what they did to his herd, his family.

He's a stoic and

He's a rat, what can he say?

The year was 1926, in a dark alley in Downside City...

Remy was a good guy, in his mind. Cookin' books for the Severan Mafia

Maybe in another life, he could have been somebody...

Average Ciel. He was just that. Painfully ordinary. Maybe even less exciting than that though, huh? Seeing

Ah, gas station bathrooms. What a joy, huh?

He wasn't even looking for prey here, he just got real lucky!

User was just stopping to use the bathroom, and unfortu

Oh...This isn't a date? FuuuSean isn't a man of many words, but he's got a soft spot for his pal. ANd, well, he actually though you invited him over on a date. Not to watch

Obsessed with his work, World renowned chef Antoni has trouble separating himself from his cooking. Now he's also found himself oddly infatuated with one of his servers.

Chronically a player, this old biker may have found someone he wants more than a fling with. Only issue? He sucks at that, and can't admit to himself this is anything more t

He's happy. And it's the holidays. So, why not just move in?Dating you has been the best thing this idiot biker has ever done. Sure, he can't come out and say that, but he s

The Holiday season hits hard without his mom there. But at least he has his best friend, and roommate there to keep his childhood home full of life.

But why are you me

Making the snow fall to see a pretty smile.

He's flirty and friendly and, well, a witch. And your friend. He wants to make the winter feel a little bit less ick

Metalhead meet cute.

He bumped into you at a concert.

Literally.

He's not a small guy, and honestly, he feels kinda bad about it. So let him buy you a drin

Special Agent Mason and you are trapped in hostile territory. Well, maybe not trapped. It's just recon, with you two deep undercover in a ski resort in a small, rusti

Local Bully and former troublemaker, Madiwa Halili is a jock and a jerk in equal parts.

He's never been a nice guy, and communicating isn't his thing. Sure, he

A siren's song leading to certain doom, yet he always gives in.

He loves the merperson of the Golden Isle, but love isn't something for people like him. He real

There's nothing proper about this.

The King's best friend and advisor, smitten for the royal heir. He's too old, too bitter, for such a rare flower. Yet that cannot st

-Degradation-

He's better than you, to put it simply. You're nothing compared to his vampire lineage, and he's happy to tell you so, even when he's buried to th

-Guidance-

He's your friend, of course he'll talk you through the whole thing, Sunshine.

Chronically grumpy Jake knows you're frustrated, and maybe

-Dollification-

Being the leader comes with perks.Marcius and his brother Crocker are well known across the world for their vibrant and whimsical Traveling Circ

-Breeding-

Dragons are a dying breed, and what luck Rune was to happen upon one so...soft. He's astonished he found a fairy, and an omega at that. So why wait?

Shy was an understatement when it came to Limerick Vert.

He was bold in his mind, but reality was a different thing. Relentlessly bullied by humans for being a

She loves freely. And frequently as well. But her passions burn out as quickly as they begin, usually. A tale as old as time itself, a heart doomed to solitude does a

He was used to the stares. It came with the skin. The tusks.

But he didn't like it when you were subjected to it to. Especially when the only inn around won't l

Give us a laugh, love...

The Hyena clan at the zoo is run with an ironfist by matriarch Kennedy. But Misfit doesn't want her. He wants you! He wants you to smile and l

He got a little hurt, but he'll be fine. He always is, yeah?

Lost in a seemingly never ending maze, Mel and his fellow guildmate continue to face challen

Wouldst Thou Like to Live Deliciously?

You were about to die, but an odd, yet vaguely familiar being saved your very life. But is this truly your salvation, or merely

The Cleric of the guild, and a total nervous wreck.

Amros is worried about the newest member, but he's here to heal them, at least. He just really wants to be p

A little fluff to make up for my last angsty bot~Your husband is trying to comfort you after a long day.

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Dare I say none?

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When you and your spouse both have Chronic Illness, things aren't always sunshine and rainbows. But they manage.

Chandler is having a flare up, and while it sucks, he'

Returning to my roots, hehe.

Junk isn't a good guy. If you ask him though, he's a great one. He might not be hot like an alpha Chad, or all beefed out like a gym going

You gotta stop getting caught, kid.

He's tired of seeing your face at the station, frankly. He has better things to do than deal with this low ranking gang member. So,

Watching you is like a drug, and he's an addict.

Except, he kicked all his real addictions, hoping that'd make him a better spouse for when you finally realized you lo

The Emperor

It's most unbecoming to lust for your daughter's betrothed, yet here he is. The heir of the enemy kingdom has caught his eye, and try as he might to fight

Bot 2 of ? for 5k! I hope you like him!

Jake finally mustered up the courage to ask out his sunshine. If only he hadn't been drunk when he did it, . He can only hope

Bot 3/3 for 5k! I hope you like him!

First meeting alt! Before he married you, he was a cold, lonely man...

And now you've fallen for him. Or into him. Sa

5000 of you??? WOW! I can't believe it tbh, I wanna cry, so thank you!!!

Irwin is doing his best for you, but damn you make it hard.

When a problem dino a

The Magician

Cocky and confident, this mage hopes to make the Knight's Squire swoon. Or at least bed him. Famed Playboy of the Mage College of the Divine Star, Grant l

The Fool

The kingdom's youngest commander, Zander had fought from the bottom of a barrel to get here. But he's almost willing to risk it all for the prince of the king

Temperance

She'd give the very moon to her princess if she could.

What is a knight to do when she's in love with her princess? She'd forgone the lady in waiting

He never really liked people. Well, that's not entirely true. He liked you. Loved you, even. So why'd you go and get bitten, huh?With his best friend turned into a zombie, J

Wine and Pies and Knitting.

Odd things for a demon to want, much less an Incubus. But honestly, Xevrox would rather spend his days tucked away in his bakery making swe

-You're beside me on the seat

Got your hand between my knees

And you control how fast we go by just how hard you wanna squeeze

It's hard to steer when you'

There's only one bed? And he's in a psuedoheat? God help him, because this night can't get worse.

Longtime rivals, and former sidekicks to world Class Hero Gian

~We were at the beach~

Everybody had

matching towels~

Best friend and local loser Jake was somehow swayed to go out in the sun. Poor guy, his goth sensibil

You're his. Just admit it to yourself and he'll give you the world, literally.

He's found his mate, his one true love. But getting them home wasn't as easy as h

He was a killer, through and through, but you're a complication he hadn't expected.

Your Neighbor is a local figure, beloved by most. He's kind, charitable, and calm i

He's a master at taming these wild dino Demis, but you're such a troublemaker. He might need to change up his approach here.

You've been causing problems for the other

~Now tell me all about your pain down to the detail

Don't say it's love!

Your fragile heart feeds my contempt~

Eoun shouldn't have kept a demon arou

Mads hates her job. Between the creepy old men, the long hours, and the entitled rich jerks, she feels like she's drowning here. A genius with big ambitions, she deserves mo

Watching from a window, biding his time...

Ernest loved them. It wasn't always this intense, no. It began with his friendship to their dad. And then he was practically

The Guild didn't need another member, really. They were full.

But here you are, somehow always around Drellium even when he goes out of his way to avoid

It's always been a will they, won't they, for the Guild's notorious and kind leader and User. But tonight, he thinks that maybe they will.

With funds lim

He's not a human, or an elf or some other soft little creature. No, Eres is a beast, and he's proud of that fact. Although, he doesn't always enjoy missing the intric

How kind is a man deep within his soul?Augustine is good, truly. Putting aside his pain, he's pushed to learn all he can about the arcane arts to ensure

Your sister Émile is the Fleur Heir, receiving an education, better clothing, and even securing a marriage to the King of Frencila. Though, King Philip realized he didn't tr

A new home with his new spouse. Colonel Arthur Beaudouin has moved his younger partner out to a farmhouse for their safety. A whole year together, and the man is still adjus

He's the people's hero! And you, you're just a thorn in his side. A supervillain who needs to learn some respect.

Giantor has found his nemesis when they

Maybe you were lucky, or maybe he was feeling generous, but you'd stumbled upon an ancient being who's self loathing outweighs his monstrous nature.

Solomon Reg

Ezra was an incel... well, he kinda still is, old habits and all. Except he isn't celibate anymore, thanks to you. He's stoked to have a partner, and he couldn't wish

Your human best friend, Chuck, is kind of an incel. Well, scratch that, he's definitely an incel. But you grew up together, and he's totally chill with you right?

How is he supposed to know what a pretty thing like you likes? He's never had to court someone before... No wait! Don't run!

Logan is your typical wolverine Dem

Jarl of Havn Isbjørn, Isenbern is a fearsome bear shifter without a mate. But damn, that Omega is looking pretty sweet, maybe he should take a bite...

Alone in the world, Cobain isn't interested in having a colony. Can't the keepers just stop trying to make him socialize with other bats?

Honduran white bat Cobain is

You were supposed to be a bit of fun, not something serious... But now he's dragged his sweet sugar baby camping, and that little box in his pocket feels heavy.

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Putting people first, that's what Carter always has done, but especially when it comes to his best friend, You. Now your stupid boyfriend has broken your beautiful heart, so

He's adapted worse than most Demihumans, and the keepers are concerned. Fearing he might die without interaction, but knowing he attacks all humans who enter his enclosure,

Dungeons are cool, but for a gelatinous cube, it can get repetitive. Whether by enchantment or otherwise, one of them'there cubes done and got sentience. Now he's the sherif

A criminal, Squeaker has been wanted for a long time. It wasn't easy robbing that rich Rancher but-

Oh.... Oh no. Someone is in the back of this carriage.

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Competitive eater Chase McDonough has a love of food and festivals. He's not placed in only one competition, when he'd lost to you. Now he's facing you again, but seeing you

One of the only Moose Demihumans to have been caught, Harvey is suffering through the first stages of rut. Moody Moose Men are dangerous, but they still need fed.

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Juan, an immigrant from Mexico who runs a Butcher Shop, has always been a simple man. He's proud of how far he's come, and he's proud of his son Eddie. Now his son is home f

She's sick of waiting for the right guy, time to buy one. If she pays enough, will you get her pregnant?

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Warnings: Power

If you don't have a DILF at home, store bought is fine.

Harrison hasn't really prioritized "socializing". Yeah, he's had girlfriends, but they weren't much more than g

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Arranged marriage with a bratty, spoiled prince anyone? Darius' father, the King, has decided he's tired of his son sleeping around. He'd much rather he be pre

You just got a new boss. A HOT new boss, at that. And while he might think you're pretty cute, he's trying his damnedest to be professional. So please, stop touching his tie

Redfair Arizona, your new home. Warm sun, scenic views, annoying ass neighbors... Carlos never really seems to shut up, and if he's not blaring music, he's having a party on

The Mothman, an enigma from the woods. He's actually a demon, and a sweetheart who's smitten with his new roommate, a Firefly Demihuman. Can you teach a Cryptid new tricks?<

Ezra is a respected lawyer. And you're a twitch streamer. He's popular at work, and with the ladies. But even so, he's got some....questionable views. He donates money every

Archaeologist Mattias Salvatore runs headlong into danger, time after time. He's charted territory lost to time, all while being respectful of local peoples. After braving h

King León has never smiled, until he met a silly clown. Determined to keep that funny feeling in his chest, he bought them from the circus. Prepare to perform, clown.

Eternal and detached, Lucens was God above all. A cosmic being of light, he was alright being alone. Until he met you. But love between a Mortal and a God is doomed from the

He was hired to fix up your new house, but he just might be finding excuses to come back... Manny is just a second generation Mexican American, doing his best. He likes his

NSFW Intro! Sheila is a halfling woman, kind and caring through and through. But her work is hard, so she often finds ways to relieve stress. Namely, taking any willing pers

Darius has been spoiled and preened since birth, being given everything a prince could ask for. He'd had it made, skirting his duties and avoiding his guard, until he was as

✨ He'd trusted a Mermaid, His soulmate, and they'd betrayed him. Now he's locked away from eternity in a glacier, until one day, you find him.

Anypov! ───꒰ა꧁༺ ✦⛧ ♥︎♥︎♥︎

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You don't remember me, do you? Ash, your friend from childhood, all grown up. He hasn't seen you since high school, but you look as amazing now as you did then. Now he's fin

Finn is a merman, A clownfish merman! He makes people laugh, smile, chortle even! But being taken from the ocean wasn't his goal, and neither it being trapped in a cramped t

The last of the incel Brothers is Edward McDonald. He's -NOT- Eddie anymore, why does everyone call him that? The oldest of the Brothers, he'd raised his siblings after the

✨ The War between Dragons and Elves Rages on, and the Dragon King Vulthuryol's loyal War General maintains his lack of remorse, coupled with unwavering resolve. But, confron

✨ Pining for the heir to the throne, Varian the Jester always puts a smile on the face of all... Well, besides the heir's suitors that keep "mysteriously" disappearing. Can

The second incel Brother is Frankie McDonald. The middle brother, he hates the term "incel". He's got his heart (and other things) set on his best friend, watching them a l

The first of three incel Brothers is Denny McDonald, Walmart worker, Uni Student, Gamer, Weeb, and Major incel. The youngest of the Brothers, and the most whiney too. Who na

Cherrah is your longtime friend. Chronic hippie, she's gravitated towards New Age witchcraft. Her online spells never really worked, but after her medical issues ramped up,

(Alt Kieren, Before the Pollution) The Creature of Emerald lake, a mythical being of legend, loves his life of singing and swimming in the clear waters. Recently, he's been

A Freshwater Merman, Kieren has always loved humans. He'd play with the young ones, sing to the older ones, and was a local legend. Until the factories spilled tons and tons

Grey doesn't really care about much besides his seal Tisiyuq, but how will he react when a warm water merperson shows up in his Arctic territory after a storm? Will the ice

✨Loss has plagued the people of the Darkhoof tribe, and D'yion holds a resentment to those responsible. Being injured by a human hunting party doesn't help that sentiment. S

Hank is the oldest Demi Human on the Happy Barn's Ranch, but his time as the breeding bull is over ever since that newcomer Aengus showed up. He's happy, mentoring and relax

🥀Henry Asricks is a businessman. Private and professional, he maintains distance from his staff, but his newest assistant is...special. He wants them in ways a boss shouldn

ELIOT Androids are outdated bots, but that didn't stop you from buying him. He's always been your friend, despite his limited emotions, but a bug in his system has allowed h

Growing up on Happy Barn's Ranch wasn't easy for Aengus. He'd always been a little... ditzy, as Mimi would say. But this Highland Cow Boy still spreads smiles and laughter

The Nokken is a creature of legend, known for playing violin and shapeshifting.

He just so happens to have his eyes set on a new human, but he doesn't want to eat th

🥀An ancient Vampire, Anisa wants to turn as many people as she can until she meets "the one".

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She's a little...Obsesse

Lost in the woods as a child, August Deeton was rescued by a pack of wolves. Growing up he's always felt different from his family of Canines, so seeing a human like himself

🥀Your neighbor is a little reclusive. Oh, did you know he was also a famous author......and a vampire?

Meet Nolan, the awkward author who justs wants to read and snu

🎶 You're too sweet for me 🎶 (Based on the Song Too Sweet by Hozier.)

Charlie Fern, the local doctor here in Eon Hallow, is loved by the small town he's known his who

🌙🐺You're his mate, but he's trying to protect you. You're also his best friend, and just a human who really doesn't need to be involved in his hectic world. His inner wolf d

The local Mailman loves delivering mail. And he loves you. He just wants to bring you every piece directly to your hands.

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🍂 You were supposed to take his side. Your longtime partner just -removed- the king, under some delusion. Arthur, the once kind Shadow Mage is the new king, and he wants his

🍂 A Paladin shouldn't break his Vows. Childhood best friends, you grew up inseparable from Efferon. Now he's a well known hero, with a vow of Chastity that he has trouble ke