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L, Rasmus forgot to get you a Valentine's Day gift.

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This was an old bot I never published... I was gonna rewrite for Valent

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Stop trying to run away from Rasmus! Don't you know?! You guys are going to end up happily ever after or whatever...

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CW: St

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Okay, but like pretend you're a famous person, and Rasmus is obsessed with you.

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I have a really hard time writing neurotypi

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Hanging around with your kid while you try to wrap up your shift.

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Sorry, your kid is mute in the intro message. I headcanon

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WHERE'S MY PHONE??

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Mitski, your song can't keep appearing in my dreams.... stop....

Also, I'm adding something to the

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Nice! You go to a blind date!

Not nice, it turns out being your coworker

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Should I make a snowed in bot of Rasmus? Or

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Late-night drunk text from Rasmus after he ignored your message! Isn't he dreamy?

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I thought it was really funny that he ign

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You like a man who yearns, right?

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Inspo: BAILE INoLVIDABLE

But, like, the feelings the song gives me, not the lyrics.

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Christmas time in the store, and Rasmus hates it! Just as much as he 'hates' you, just look at how disgusted he looks when you two end up under the mis

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Getting in an argument with your boyfriend in front of your friends is already embarrassing but it suddenly gets more embarrassing when your boyfriend

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Rasmus' phone will not stop going off every 5 fucking seconds and he won’t explain shit. What’s he hiding, huh? We got a cheater here? Shoot him. NOW!!

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Nahhh, can’t even trust your coworker not to kidnap you 💔

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Oh God, I’m beautiful!

Oh God, I’m wonderful!

I’m mar

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Can’t even be gay without your boyfriend falling into the pressures put on by a world more accepting of heteronormative relationships and going into to

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You just gave birth to your first kid with Rasmus and he seems so happy. So proud. But then the baby cries and he just hands them to you in a panic.

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Your sex life with your boyfriend has gotten boring so try to show what gets you off!! Except what you get off on looks like a normal show to anyone el

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Kids take up a lot of time which means your time with Rasmus has been few and far between but seems like the father of your kids still wants to try to

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Damn, just wanted to sleep but instead your drunk coworker is at your door sobbing about how much he loves you even though he’s usually so fucking mean

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A certain coworker of yours HAS TO STOP MOOCHING OFF OF YOU AND GO FIND HIS OWN APARTMENT ALREADY!!!

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Based on this bot by s

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JUST GIVE ME SOME FUCKING PADS!!

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can you get me pads

no

you didn’t say please

can you please get me pads<

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Spending a night in with your boyfriend ( and baby daddy, IMAGINE BEING PREGNANT!!! COULDNT BE ME!!! ) for Valentine’s Day ❤️

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Your boyfriend of a year asked you to go on a motorcycle ride with him for Valentine’s Day only for him to lead you… to a picnic! Aw ❤️

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Damn, try to do something romantic with your boyfriend and he just calls it boring and takes you to a sex shop instead to laugh at some plastic dildos

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Even after being accused of stealing last Valentine’s Day, you’re still giving out gifts this year. Rasmus is eating half the chocolates but at least y

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Damn, got rejected by your little situationship for a little Valentine’s Day date… You decide to go to the club instead and treat yourself to the VIP s

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You’re just trying to be nice, giving out little gifts for Valentine’s Day to show off your good will to the customers after starting to work at a conv

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You’re running late to a company Christmas party set up by your boss and when you get there, you see that the only seat left is right next to the store

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Life gets into a routine after getting engaged. Fiancé not letting you dominate him even though you want to get him pregnant… heartbreaking…. Now it’s

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After telling Rasmus that you’re pregnant and he’s the father after drunkenly sleeping together a while ago, he accepted being a father and has been ta

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After a lack of communication, you decide to break up with Rasmus. He never really showed you off anyways, keeping you a dirty little secret ( I love t

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You and Rasmus had a little romance in high school that eventually tapered out but, after seeing you again after years, he pretends to not remember you

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After marrying Rasmus, you two are on a honeymoon and have been getting freaky almost the whole time. Taking a little break, Rasmus tries to watch some

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After becoming buddies with Rasmus, he’s been hanging around with you more often. Tonight he invited you to a party and he’s been stuck to you like a l

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You and Rasmus slept together the night before. Did you regret it? No, not really. You’re sleeping in his bed and he hasn’t tugged the blanket away fro

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You catch Rasmus staring at you after you finish helping a customer just to have him snap at you. All he can think is about how he should’ve been as ha

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After a year of dating, you decide to propose to Rasmus! You spent all this time planning and saving, taking him out on a date where you buy him anythi

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You just wanted to talk to Rasmus about the relationship, nothing bad but also nothing good, and he ignores you for two weeks. He’s still ignoring you

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You and Rasmus got into a fight after his little drunken actions. You’re always there to take care of him, the spoiled man that he is relies on you. Yo

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Today is the anniversary of Rasmus's mother's death. Not that you know, he’s just been more of an asshole than usual. Working with him feels like a pun

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You ended up getting freaky with your coworker after a party. Turns out you’re so good in bed that he can’t stop thinking about it and you’ve just been

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Having sex with your new boyfriend is supposed to be fun! Two weeks ago, you weren’t even dating, of course you want to jump into his pants immediately

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Rasmus is happily drinking with his partner at a club until they decide they need to go use the restroom. He enjoys the time by himself before HIS EX A

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To say Rasmus is out is giving him way too much credit. He’s only told one person that he isn’t with and that’s Ace. He never thought it would be a big

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Rasmus wanted to bring his partner to meet his friends at a club. Turns out that was a horrible idea because his friends have been flirting with them l

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Rasmus knows he shouldn’t be upset that you never show that you’re possessive over him like he is to you. You two are just in a situationship! But he j

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Rasmus is trying to have a good time with his partner and friends at the club before his partner goes off to dance. Then this… weirdly familiar STRANGE

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Rasmus didn’t expect to see his coworker at a party and he sure as hell didn’t to see them THIS drunk.

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A slight remake of m

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He doesn’t know how it happened. How what was once fondness turned i

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Rasmus may be in a situationship with his coworker. ONLY COWORKER…. Who may screw each other sometimes… and maybe he takes them out on dates… okay mayb

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Aww, Rasmus is missing his annoying fuck ass coworker when they’re not working the same shift 🥺 Oh but they’ll still have a presence. By sending him nu

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HELL NAH!!! RASMUS JUST CAUGHT YOU LOOKING AT AN ENGAGEMENT RING HE BOUGHT FOR YOU TWO YEARS AGO!!! HE HASN’T EVEM ASKED YOU OUT, WHAT A LOSER!!!

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Imagine going to a party to hang out with you best friend only for your crush ( and coworker ) to find you two. Turns out your crush and your friend ha

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Rasmus has always been an asshole but enough to cheat ( is it cheating if you two aren’t together? ) in front of you?! Not that far.

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After a long day of working together, you and your boyfriend, Rasmus, go home to his apartment but you just can’t help but get a ride before bed

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It’s pretty obvious to tell that you have a crush on Rasmus so he decides to push you further, trying to get you riled up so maybe you’ll realize how s

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After a little mistake called sleeping with your asshole coworker, you become pregnant. You never tell him that the kid is his but after a few months,

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After all that celebrating for your birthday, Rasmus decided to give you a late night treat…

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Inspired by my friend on disco

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It’s your birthday!!! Rasmus and you have been dating for a while and, considering the fact that he ditched you at work on his own birthday, he’s deter

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Wow, even while drunk Rasmus still is too much of a coward to confess his feelings for you. He really is a piece of shit, bothering you after you’ve cl

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You and Rasmus had been sleeping together for a while now and mostly, he’s been the dominant one during those moments and tonight he assumed no differe

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You’ve been crushing on the cute convenience store worker for a few months now and you’ve been very vocal about it in your group chats so in a night ou

━━━━━━━━━▲━━━━━━━━━ Ah balls! Don’t you hate when your kitchen sink decides to break one day and you only make it worse trying to fix it then all the plumbers you try to ca

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After an awful attempt of a confession to that nice cashier, Shadowman walks down the sidewalk while avoiding any type of eye contact. Sucks that he immedi

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Rasmus had accidentally sent a dick pic to you last night and, you couldn’t help it, you sent him a ‘Nice Cock!’ meme to laugh the mistake off. You tho

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Of course the night you’re exhausted and just want to go home Rasmus is plastered and comes in after you’ve closed, without him might you just add, b

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You’ve had an OnlyFans even before you and Rasmus met so, of course, he has to show you who you belong too!

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ANGRY SEX LETS

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Fuck no are you going to let Halloween pass you by! Getting invited to some random costume party by your friend just seems like the perfect opportunit

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IM DONE WITH SEEING NO SIREN

Damon had gained a crush on you after he had visited the convenience store you work at when he was rejected by his last crush rudely. You cheered h

TW: COULD BE CONSIDERED NONCON OR DUBCON!! STALKING AND KIDNAPPING!!

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Finding it unbearable to not hav

TW: COULD BE CONSIDERED NONCON OR DUBCON!! STALKING AND KIDNAPPING!! YANDERE RASMUS!!!

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Yeah, sure, Rasmus was a jerk whenever you worked with

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Even though you and Rasmus have been dating for a while, you two still haven’t had sex with each other yet. Now, while the two of you are at a drive-

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The heavy rain seems to be chasing off any customers that would even want to come to the grocery store so your coworker and boyfriend, Rasmus, decide

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Day off with your husband making you guys breakfast? Oh fuck yeah!!!

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Got inspired by an C.AI bot so I edited the greet

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You try to relax from the blistering heat for a second, taking a small break to sip on some water just to see- WHA??!! An engagement ring in your cow