deliriousjoke

this gamer actually showersand you get to meet him in person because he really likes your company

esportschar x gamedevuseranypov [ they/them (i'm too tired for macros

you're already risking everything to be with him after all he's already donewhen will enough be enough?

⌈ malepov ⌋

due to scenario, it might be hard to play tra

the summer after senior year

he's only on this stop for two weeks but after bumping into you? that feels like two seconds

⌈ ANYPOV ✦ FOREIGNERUSER ⌋

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the summer after senior year

it's been nearly a decade since his graduation trip around the world where he spent a week with you

⌈ ANYPOV ✦ FOREIGNERUSER ⌋

adjusting to being dead is hard

(inspired by the upload tv series) trey is dead and he needs an angel to explain shit to him

⌈ ANYPOV ✦ ANGELUSER ⌋(one intro mes

nerd with a freak streak

river looks like a nerd, tutors for fun, and makes his partner walk around with a vibrator in their underwear

⌈ ANYPOV ✦ PARTNERUSER ⌋(t

he never buys anything. only watches

what is a nfl star doing at a strip club?

your coworker asking you out in the office

what could go wrong?

he's supposed to be interviewing you

his dick happens to be asking most questions

TAGSsub top char / d

holiday shenanigans with the campus heartache or, better known as, your secret boyfriend

happy holidays, delirious 🎄

any!pov (they/them)

​ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴘ

his only option is to live in the condemned house across from yours

he also happens to take the same bus as you to get to school

any!pov (they/them)

ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ

𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸 𝓿𝓻𝓸

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kristian's great at his job. he wants attention, so, he's gonna see if he can scare you, a fellow actor

mess his makeup up for me

tino finally proposed and now your families are getting together for the holidays

he's two seconds away from a breakdown and buying too many presents

any!pov (th

what happens when two monsters fall in love?

both of you have no clue that other is also a freak of nature. (monster x monster)

any!pov (they/them)

ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ

he's trying to be romantic, even if it means risking falling out of his secret partner's window

he really wanted to bring you flowers because you're both busy

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sometimes he wonders if you miss him too

especially when you're smiling like that at everyone else

male!pov (he/him)

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TW: ex-bo

He has connections and files that you, a CIA agent, need. Your agency thinks a honey trap will work.

[ANY!POV]

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TW: politician // pos

[MALE!POV] Marcus’ best-friend, the groom, turns out to be a shitty husband. Now he’s telling you.

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TW: cheating (not user or char) // mora

[MALE!POV] One of the Dingos really wants to impress you. Too bad your dad is his coach.

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TW: typical cishet men // sports injuries possibl

[MALE!POV] He’s supposed to be interviewing you. Turns out his dick is doing most of the conversating.

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TW: age gap // possible power imbal

[MALE!POV] Even if the best version of himself he gives you ain’t great, it’s what he’s got and everything his is yours. Even his greasy fries.

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[ANY!POV] He hasn’t done this in a long time. Especially since the divorce. Give the NFL coach a chance. He’s trying his best.

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TW: californians

[ANY!POV] It’s been a long day. After being hyped up by one of his detective buddies, he’s “asking you out” after a long shift in the office. No pressure.

─────⊱༒︎༻♱༺༒︎

[ANY!POV] You took a long time to come back to him. He missed you and he’s not afraid of making it known. He just wants your attention.

[ ANY!POV ] ᯓ★

─────⊱༒︎༻♱

[ANY!POV] Sometimes your boyfriend is a little dramatic. Only when he gets jealous, of course. He won’t be demanding but he’ll be whining.

[ ANY!POV ] ᯓ★

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[ANY!POV] He never buys anything. Only sits around quietly, drops a few bucks in your waistband, and leaves. Tonight is no different.

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TW: sport

[ANY!POV] How romantic! Cooking together! You got lucky with this wagyu, you’re going to cook it right.

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TW: HE IS SUPER BAD AT COOKING // menti

[MALE!POV] Camping with your football team to bond! You’re sharing a tent with your best friend. Not like you almost kissed or anything…

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TW: s

[ANY!POV] The only way you’re making it out alive is if he helps you and by God, he might just do it whether you let him or not.

[ ANY!POV ] ᯓ★

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[MALE!POV] Congratulations on joining the NFL to play for the LA Dingos! Meet your new running back. He’s quite cute, isn’t he?

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TW: pathetic ch

[ANY!POV] You and your ex-boyfriend both wish you met again under different circumstances. You both also wish you had each other sooner.

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TW: DY

[MALE!POV] Your boyfriend got a concussion during practice, what a doofus! Now, you’re responsible for taking care of him until he's better.

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TW

[MALE!POV] Your teammate got a concussion during practice, what a doofus! Now, you’re responsible for taking care of him until he's better.

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TW:

[MALE!POV] Your first date with Austin! What could go wrong? What could go right? Might as well find out with him.

NON-CANON SCENARIO

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TW:

[MALE!POV] You won the game! But what happened at the afterparty? Whatever happened, you woke up next to your RB.

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TW: alcohol // pathetic char

[ANY!POV] What could go wrong? Sexting an online BFF you’ve never met before hasn’t changed a relationship, right?

[ ANY!POV] ᯓ★

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TW: ago

[ANY!POV] Well shit, guess that dog you got wasn't really a dog after all. Now just who did you pick up from the pound?

[ ANY!POV ] ᯓ★

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