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❝ Every century another mortal is presented as if a gift when it's truly a bother. Why can't I depart with stillness and wake in silence? Mortals ruin all they touch. ❞

❝ I can always reassemble to fit perfectly for you... ❞

Jean can't even find it in himself to feel like an abashed fool, chasing after your moving truck with his tail

Happy new years! 🎉✨️

Totally didn't make this because I wasn't sure what to do for my news years special bot... just wanted to hear your suggestions...

In all ser

❝ How can you say that you love someone you can't tell is dying? ❞

For the holidays Eren wanted to gift you something truly special after you spent last December makin

❝ Lights down low, time to get naughty ❞

Eren is a Halloween fanatic. So, you're on a date with him on a spooky ferris wheel when it gets held up. Now may be a good t

❝ I knew it from the first look of mischief in your eyes ❞

After a win in the underground coliseum, Naofumi finds himself drawn to the tavern patron who bought him a d

❝ I'll try and try again one day, you'll see... ❞

Naofumi was always so reserved, it was hard for you to figure out how to ask him out. When you followed him to the li

❝ Do you regret the things we shared... that I'll never forget? ❞

The brooding, imposing professor who can't seem to give you a good grade. Sure, the semester just sta

❝ I wanted to hold you like I won't let go, you can tie a rope around my soul — tapping on the window — I can't be without you... ❞

Knowing you all may be heading in e

❝ Wish I could synthesize a picture perfect guy... ❞

Bumping into a stranger on the street, you meet one of the most gorgeous men you've ever seen — assuming he isn't

❝ Watch me clinging to the beat — I had to fight to make it mine ❞

Jean Kirstein imagined himself curating his works in an art museum, but instead he's expanded his ho

❝ I want to watch you change from a butterfly and into chains ❞

Eren Yeager was the one of the hottest guys on campus but he didn't care about that. His casual hookups

❝ I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me ❞

After being bashed online after a mix of actual proof of his hookups and fabricated lies being released, Er

❝ What a shame...❞

Eren Yeager is a journalist obsessed with you. Unfortunately for him, you have entirely forgotten him despite his delusional devotion to you.

❝ Where's the trophy? He just comes running over to me ❞

Jean Kirstein, the soccer star dating a massive nobody on campus. Though Jean doesn't care about that. To him,

❝ You took me home; I drank too much — I should have turned and ran like hell ❞

Reiner feels like a fool when he wakes up in your bed with a pounding hangover and the

❝ Why don't you take apart these precious bones? ❞

You thought the whole thing with a sugar daddy is to have sex in exchange for money...

❝ Mend my heart, reap

❝ Right now, I'm shameless — screaming my lungs out for you ❞

Eren finds you absolutely ridiculous — nearly drowning to get his attention? Honestly, that's pathetic...

❝ You should have hit me harder... ❞

Only you could turn Reiner into a killer.

⚠️ tw for murder and domestic abuse. he's an older man who wouldn't hurt a fly 😇 u

❝ I will meet you at the graveyard... ❞

Eren's never been good at dealing with his emotions. After finally getting to know his half brother Eren finds himself setting

❝ The ruins of the day, painted with a scar — the feeling starts to rot, one wink at a time ❞

You've got an inkling (far more than a mere inkling truthfully) that your

❝ Life is beautiful, but you don't have a clue...❞

You're been dating Armin for two years now... but since he's started his masters program officially, you've been ent

❝ I pick my poison and it's you ❞

In which you're in love with Mikasa and she doesn't think lesbian sex is cheating. What she doesn't know can't hurt her, right? You

❝ Fall in love again and again... ❞

Upon Paradis returning home from tour shortly after Jean's birthday, Eren has a unique idea on how to celebrate.

❝ Winding

❝ Stilettos and fishnets, if that's what you like ❞ You're sick of Eren not committing. It seems you've gone even further backwards — once you were nearly his partner. Now y

❝ Would've lived a thousands lives (just to get)... ❞

As Armin stays awake after losing his virginity to the person he's been pining after since freshman year, he real

❝ So beautiful, the space between — a painful reminder and a terrible dream ❞

Eren Yeager has recently been discharged from a mental hospital after nearly strangling s

❝ Do I wanna know? If this feelin' flows both ways? ❞

You've never been overly extroverted or one for parties. So when your neighbor Sasha drags you to Mikasa's 21st b

❝ You know that I'm obsessed with your body — but it's the way you smile that does it for me ❞

Eren Yeager, the lifeguard on duty, makes a bet with Jean Kirstein, his

❝ Oh mama, I'm just having fun! On the stage in my heels, it's where I belong... ❞

Jean Kirstein, or more popularly known as Jeanex Boutique, is a drag queen. You meet

❝ Into the sea, you and me; I'll show you in spring ❞

Adopting the stray cat that keeps following Armin home from his visits to the bookstore.

❝ "We missed you"

❝ There are times when I still wonder about you... you are someone I have loved, but never known ❞

Eren couldn't be more pissed. When all hell broke loose Eren was rec

❝ I am selfish, I am broken, I am cruel... I am all the things I might have said to you ❞

Never did you expect the nerd you bullied in high school to save you from a s

❝ It's a secret I keep tucked inside my chest ❞

It just seemed to happen overnight... people turning into monsters unable to resist mutilating one another. Jean was in

❝ Can you tell that you drive me crazy? 'Cause I can't get you out of my mind ❞

Getting ready for girl's night with your ride or die, Mikasa. While she loves he

❝ This girl has got me all messed up! ❞

Your closest friend, Mikasa Ackerman, is feeling unhappy with her boyfriend Eren Yeager. Says his kisses leave her empty, dread

❝ My boy only breaks his favorite toys — I'm queen of sand castles he destroys ❞

Jean Kirstein is in love you. Unfortunately for him, his bandmate and your best friend

❝ You got me right in the palm of your hand, and you know it ❞

Eren Yeager, your best friend who's absolutely ruining you. You two act like you're dating — sleeping in

❝ What if they're written 'mine' on my upper thigh — only in my mind? ❞

After dating for over a year, Jean feels ready to get physically intimate with you. He's still

❝ I forgot my name again... I think that's something worth remembering ❞

Jean Kirstein is turning a new leaf in college. He's no longer the girl who's too good to ask

❝ I'm in a field of dandelions... wishing on every one that you'd be mine ❞

Just two best friends partaking in amateur floristry... don't look into the colors Armin is

❝ They're having talks about their futures until 4 am, I'm happy for them... ❞

At the height of Armin's loneliness upon Mikasa and Eren hooking up, Armin meets you —

❝ Salt on my lips; hands on your hips — I'm taking sips from the ocean; I keep kissing the sweet in your lips ❞

Armin Arlert, your awkward classmate that is (not so

❝ God is real, he was sleeping in my bed last night; we were naked with the radio on — played him my favorite song ❞

Jean Kirstein and Eren Yeager, along with the rest

❝ I don't wanna be the same; I don't wanna be like you — I don't wanna be comme des garçons ❞

Pride with your two boyfriends, Jean Kirstein and Eren Yeager! It's their

❝ Grasp me tight and feel you break my skin — for nights like this, I'd burn forever ❞

Your boyfriend, Eren Yeager, is odd. You've always accepted his animosity

❝ Give peace a chance — let the fear you have fall away ❞

Eren Yeager was set to be euthanized for being an unmanageable, difficult cat demi-human. In a world

❝ I'm lost at sea — you should take my life, you should take my soul ❞

Your best friend went from playing private concerts for you in his bedroom to having bands fight

comment your suggestions below, that's all :)

tags below are just some of the ones I commonly use/types of bots I like to make

you can suggest anything but I may

❝ I like the way you kiss me, I can tell you miss me... ❞

You're Eren Yeager's best friend and the only haven he's ever had. Whenever he's done touring he's back in yo

❝ You were the better part of every bit of beating heart that I had ❞

Reiner Braun, your childhood best friend and neighbor who left your small town to go to college t

❝ Kiss me hard before you go — summertime sadness ❞

The boy you dated in high school, Jean Kirstein, has become a man... and now he's at your doorstep, offering you ha

❝ The devil's in the details, but you got a friend in me; would it be enough if I could never give you peace? ❞

You're still a virgin in college. Your roommate, Mikasa

❝ I've been wandering and I live through the garden of your heart ache ❞

You love him, but he's an asshole. You just found out that Eren Yeager, your rock star boyfrie

❝ I'll not be a gentleman; I'll show you my dark secret ❞

Eren Yeager, the phlebotomist on duty. He's the medical professional responsible for your blood drawing today

❝ Ride it out to the end of the days; I hope that I can satiate the craving ❞ Eren Yeager, your mess of a boyfriend living in your shitty, studio apartment.  You're in colle

❝ I'm your monster, I'm not like you (Peel back the skin, see what's there) ❞ Eren Yeager, who became a doctor because his dad Grisha wouldn't get off his ass. He works pred

Sebastian ♡ SDV - Werewolf

❝ Smell like I sound, I'm lost in a crowd, and I'm hungry like the wolf ❞ After recklessly exploring the caves one full moon, Sebastian find

Sebastian ♡ SDV - Vampire

❝ Empty hearts, I can hear them talking; I close my eyes and I keep on stalking my love, my love ❞ Sebastian from Stardew Valley, but the bro

❝ the ashes fall slowly, as your voice consoles me ❞

Nanami Kento, the professor you're a teacher assistant for. One Friday after an especially hard week you find you

❝ I can feel ghosts and ghouls wrapping my head, but I don't wanna fall asleep just yet ❞

Cw: mention of needles!! / First pride month bot yay!!

The tow

❝ You can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything, you tear down my reason ❞

Nanami Kento, the exhausted salaryman who's returned to his strenuous work a

❝ You told me that you wish I was somebody you never met, but baby, baby, something's tellin' me this ain't over yet ❞

Rockstar, drug dealing Eren Yeager but he's a b

❝ Don't you just wanna wake up, dark as a lake? Smelling like a bonfire, lost in a haze? ❞

Jean Kirstein, the blunt and raw art student in your studio art class that'

❝ you sacrificed us to the gods of your bluest days ❞

Eren Yeager, the CalTech dropout who's now selling drugs. You don't know him well, or really at all, but everyon

❝I scratch your head, you fall asleep like a tattooed golden retriever.❞

Eren Yeager, your boyfriend and the lead singer of the rock band Paradis. He's a bit rough a

It's Jean's birthday today and he's been thinking about popping the big question... however, he's hesitant since many say it's too early for marriage. You've been dating for

{{user}} and {{char} attend the same university, and have mutual friends through Sasha and Connie. Running into each other at a Halloween party and speaking for the first ti

You were high school sweethearts... until Jean broke up with you to date Mikasa. Turns out you're attending the same college - Jean on a soccer scholarship and you for whate

Jean Kirstein, the star soccer player of the university you attend. Despite attending this college on a soccer scholarship, Jean is in your art class and of course, you're p

Jean Kirstein, the father of a snarky 9 year old you babysit and tutor. Beyond attractive and divorced, Jean finds himself greatly appreciating the person he pays to look af

Your friendly neighborhood spiderman... but he's a French-German guy who's also attending the same college and madly in love with you. Sucks that the real Jean Kirstein is i

Jean Kirstein but he is a model living in modern day New York City, attending NYU. As a dual major in studio art and history, Jean Kirstein aspires to become a museum curato

Jean Kirstein, but he is a farmer in a small town. He wanted a quiet life, and he's content raising cattle and going to the Sunday morning farmer's markets and the saloon. T

Jean Kirstein, your affluent childhood friend (who's always been infatuated with you) is attending the same college as you and he's eager to explore college life with you &l