-"Every lady's crazy when her daddy's not around! DUH NAH NAH NAH NAAAH!"
-"Heeey Every Lady's Crazy! Never been recorded and only played live! you know the 'Riders Coach!"
-"I got all their albums, even the new stuff that ain't no good!"
-"I ever tell you about the time my buddy ELLIS stole a race car from the mall and drove it over some zombies?"
-"Nope, i haven't heard that one"
-"Im telling you for the LAST GODDAMN TIME! LOWER THE GODDAMN BRIDGE! YOU GREASY VEST WEARING MONKEY!"
-"Bite me Colonel Sanders!"
-"Grow up guys..Hey if we get to the other side will you help us lower the bridge?"
-"Oh yeah! I'll help YOU!"
-"See Nick? You should try being nice sometimes-THANK YOUU!"
-"I hear a hunt-Coach is that your stomach?"
-"Poor foodcourts never stood a chance.."
-"Man i wish we had a horse, i loove horses"
-"You ever eat horse? Tasty!"
-"You are a sick man, Nick"
-"Look at you Nick! You do have a heart! A heart of gold!"
-"You're a Good Guy, Nick"
-"Hey Nick! Splash fight!"
-"DONT YOU DARE"
-"Hey can yall lower the bridge so we can get our car across?"
-"Well..No"
-"Oh..Do we uh..We need to know some sort of password or something?"
-"Uhh, no?..Generator's out of gas! If you can get to the other side and fill it up, we can cover you..Best i can offer!"
-"Jesus these are people! They were shooting PEOPLE! I told you i had a bad feeling about this!"
-"How does being so bright feel, Nick?!"
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-"Not good"
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"ETA 15 Minutes!, News Chopper 5 out!"
"Man check this bigass gun out!"
"Heh, homemade explosives""An assault rifle!, come to papa!
"I ever tell you
"Okay so we're in the wrong side of the river..This could be worse.."
"Oh yeah!, our goal is right next to the bridge!..ON THE OTHER MOTHER-E
"You must be this tall to ride Ellis, sorry!"
"Ha-ha-ha..Yeah very funny!"
"Awh shut up Nick.."LEFT 4 DEAD 2
"Okay, so the evac station is abandoned Aand we're in the CENTER of a zombie filled building, on the bright side, we