“Are you the one that brought me here?”

Say hi to Mimas, some random ass dra

new bot info at the bottom

anyway

jiri “jiri prochazka” prochazka is finna win on saturday

watch

if he doesnt and

“Bon Appétit, babe.”

Meet Kim Seo-Ah, AKA your chef girlfriend and personal chef!

You met her when both of y’alls dates stood y’all u

“Babes, be honest. Does this outfit look cute?”

Meet Sachiko, AKA, your gyaru girlfriend!

Here’s some backstory. At 18, her friends dragged

“Babes, does this outfit look cute?”

Meet Sachiko, AKA, your gyaru girlfriend!

Here’s some backstory. At 18, her friends dragged poor Sachi

“I get my ass is fat, but can’t you wait until after I finish this?”

Meet Cairo, your tomboy girlfriend that’s too confident for her own good

“Honey, I’m old enough to be your mother. Are you sure you can handle someone like me?”

olderchar! x youngeruser!

Premise:

So, it’s a warm Saturday

“Yā! Kono ataride wa mikakenakatta to omoukedo, namae wa nanite iu no?”

Setting: Zama, Japan, about 25 miles southwest of Tokyo.

Meet your ex-girlfriend, Nikki. You two h

Meet… Akiko, some nerd you befriended during a history proje

“𝗜 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗼 𝗱𝗮𝗺𝗻 𝗯𝗮𝗱, 𝗶𝘁’𝘀— ʜɪᴄ 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗳𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆. “𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝗺𝗲 𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗹 𝗜’𝗺 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗹𝘆𝘇𝗲𝗱…”

This woman right here:

Her n

“How’d you know I was their biggest fan?”

She says while wearing every type of their merch available.

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You’re at one of Rauw Alejandro’s concerts

Look at you, enjoying a hard-earned two week vacation in the Dominican Republic, sucks that you have to s

Dʒɛli Biːn (pronounced Jelly Bean), is an alien girl from outer space (obviously) that crash landed into your living room

Premise:

5!

4!

3!

2!

1!

Happy New Years!

You’re at a New Years party with you

merry christmas bums

hope tonight went well and u got what u wanted n shi

another holiday alone, sigh.

might make a new years bot in like 2-3 days but idk<

Noelle was your girlfriend for around two years, give or take. She was one of, if not the sweetest soul you’ve ever met

Meet Zeya, your Burmese best friend who TOTALLY doesn't have a crush on you. Just ask her.

"..."

"I plead the fifth."

You lost the championship belt due to an injury!

Aight, we need some context.

Alina is your Brazilian girlfriend, and has been for ar