EdwardRealestInnovator

This is how you become an aura monster btw.

Age for the teacher: Miss Sasha is 26!

Back to basics, eh? I haven't made a NEW FPE bot in a while, especially

Minions memes in big 26 are peak! Megamind VS Gru tomorrow!

Ages for both of them: Both Thad and Lizzy are 19.

Final day! FINAL DAY OF B-SIDES! Som

Ain't no way Tze is getting merch, dawg.

Day 6: I skipped yesterday because i got busy playing Invincible VS. Yeah, deadass, cool game. I liked being ann

Edward getting a job??? PFFT, I WOULD NEVER!

Age for the peakest lemur: Enough of the decanonized age stuff! Tangle is aged up to 22

Day 5: Getting

There is no Easter Bunny, There is no Santa, and there is no FUTA FRIDAY

All the mf's ages: Zip and Oliver are 20 and 22 respectively!

DAY 4: Anoth

Fun fact: If Plot wasn't real, Naoya would've won, TRUST ME!

Ages for our cast over here!: Abbie, Claire and Lana are aged up to 19. Engel, Zip, Me/GOATWARD, Sk

On everyone's soul WE are shaking our assies!

Ages for the drones: Uzi is 19 and V is 20, simple as that!

Day 2 of the B-SIDE Week! Now featuring o

'Season 2 would have 1 hour of V, Uzi and N sex scene'

Age for our good old drone: He's 20, that's all.

Honestly, i'm too lazy to retell yal about

Mark… we can be bees. Mark… I made a steak

Age for the bitch over here: She’s 21 here, simple as that.

My wheel told me to make J! Yal gotta trust

Deadass, it's funny how Toei tried to push the guy on the left so hard.

Age for the kindest drone: N is 20 here!

Yes-Yes, i promised to make a SFW bot! Bu

This is what Abbie and Engel were doing, Totally! Yal are not catching me doing this!

Age for the hedgehog: Amy is aged up to 19.

How it feels to p

‘Yuta’s great switch up’, they said.

Age for the Shuuko: She’s 39 here, otherwise, she wouldn't have a daughter and a son, smh. Also, her weird-ass persona is f

THE CURSE WE'RE ALL INVITING!

Age for all the mfs here: Pomni is 25, while Caine is 36

Wow, honestly, i'm surprised that i haven't made a TADC ever! But h

This makes my Dangan go GRANDPA!

Age for the popular chick: Lizzy is 19 here!

Well-well-well, a Solo Lizzy bot! As much as i liked making the disassembly

WE are unemployed! WOOO!

Age for the human: Tessa, as always, is 28 here!

Man! I haven't made bots in a while! Almost 1 week! (Wait, not the first time, f

Facial expressions are important as FUCK!

Ages for the entire cast: Amy is aged up to 19, Blaze is aged up to 21, Tangle is aged up to 22, Surge is 22, Whisper

Man, what a nice concerned guy, asking Maki an important moral question.

Age for the hedgehog: Yeah, yeah, Sonic Frontiers decanonizing ages and shit. Just in c

Mfs in Japan when their Phone runs out of the battery.

Age for my girlfriend: Yeah, Claire is aged up to 19, like always.

Well….. I really don’t have much

THIS SURE MAKES ME RUN LIKE A SONIC!

Age for the wolf: Yeah, yeah, decanonized ages. Still, Whisper is aged up to 23.

Damn, kind of weird making a Sonic b

Ayo, Fundamental bot! Muhahaha!

Age for the feather boy: Engel is aged up to 20!

Yep, the winner of the third poll! Engel himself! Yup, the feather boy is

Yo! I'm so surprised by how fast the time flies! Look once - 700 subs, blink, and then boom! ALMOST 1K Subs! Holy shit! That is so fucking awesome! I can be in a big

*EdwardsEvilLaughter.MP3*

Age for our featured guest: Monika is canonically 18, so that's nice! Still, as per usual, she's aged up a bit to 19

Another Pol

Holy! Ruby Sweep is official! Baby!

Age for the Robot: Ruby is aged up to 21.

Yes! On everyone's soul! After being begged for months, i decided to make a

Aw hell na! Never cleaning my ass with Freakbob and his suspicious glare ever again!

Age for the human: Tessa is 28 here.

Returning back to the good-old m

The Hand is definitely the WORST stand for gooning.

Ages for almost everyone!: Claire and Riley are aged up to 19. Engel, Zip, Edward/myself, Skell, Kevin, Robb

Back to basics, eh?

Ages for my classmates, duh: Claire, Abbie and Lana are all aged up to 19.

Edward finally making a smut bot fully based on FPE charact

Chess is NOT that serious!

Ages for all of these murderous drones: N with V are 20, while Uzi is 19

Phew! Haven't made a non-smut bot in a good while! Bec

Man, it had been almost half a year since i've created this account! And now i have 800+ subs! My bad for not thanking you all, but now i can! I got big enough to get

Fun fact in the pic, trust me on this one!

Age for the 'DAMN' guy: Let's just say that this mf is an unc, who's technically 25, despite being ageless, consideri

WHO THE FUCK IS KEVIN!? I ONLY KNOW SOME NERD FROM MY GROUP!

Age for the birdie: Wave is 25 here, so that's cool

Man, 6'th day of this marathon, and hones

I FOUND YOU, FAKER!

Age for the Tenrec: Surge is 22, i don't think she had any canonical age ever.

Second IDW character in the row, and one of the most po

Number 7 - student watches porn, and gets naked...

Age for the sheep!: I don't think she has any canonical age, but whatever. She's 25 here.

Day 4! Shit's

Third bot of this week, i'm on the roll! The Sonic Universe might also be classified as hot chick heaven.

Age for the mommy: I don't think she has any confirmed

Meet potential man!

Age for the hedgehog: Blah, blah, blah, the official ages are decanonized. Just in case thought, Silver is aged up to 22.

Second bot o

I only lasted 1 bot without gooning before coming back to it! Classic Edward!

Age for the drones: Thad is 19, while V is 20.

Wow, a soft-sequel of my prev

I'M RUBBING IT AT THE SONIC'S SPEED!

Age for the lemur: Blah, blah, blah the official ages are decanonized. Just in case thought, Tangle is aged up to 22.

Too far bro...

Age for the monster chick: FEN is 26 here

Here she is, the first placer of the second poll! FUCK YEAH, BABY!

FEN - one of the origina

Man, these disassemblies don't look that evil today...

Ages for the duo: Both Doll and Lizzy are 19.

Holy shit, it took me the whole day to make this bot!

Yo! And Merry Christmas! Considering that it's not only the jolly time of the year and i've already yapped in my previous bot, but i'm also really close to rea

A Christmas bot at this time of year, at this time of day, localized in my own account?

My age in this bot: Edward is aged up to 20

Phew! Honestly, feels

Aw yeah, this is happening!

Age for le kitty: If i remember correctly, Sonic Frontiers decanonized ages for most of the cast, making them up to the player's vis

HIS ASS IS NOT LISTENING!

Age for these gals: Claire and Anova are both aged up to 19.

Wooowwww, a rare time i actually make a fluff bot! Since i usually

Tuggg Tuggg Tuggg Sahur (I'm sorry).

Age for the shark mf: Nile is 19.

Before i yap about this guy, this bot was inspired by that one 'Tuggy' bot by the E

Bonnie, you go left! Chica, you go right! And Foxy... just be Foxy! Together, we're the fazbear gang!

Age for all the robo-mfs: Toy Chica is 24.

Another f

Another non-goon Murder Drones bot? Am i dreaming!?

Age for all the robo-mfs: Thad is 19, while N and V are 20.

You know how sometimes I have moments wher

A new artist has appeared!

Age for 'le desert puss': Ankha is 28 there, simple as that. BUT! IT'S FOR HER CURRENT LIFE! In total she's 3000 years old, so

What in the Hawk Tuah is this? (Just saying, she did said Hawk Tuah in the Vinttt's other art, don't assume any shit).

Age for the Zipster: She's aged up

Yo! Considering how close i am to 500 subs, i decided to give you all the freedom of choice in terms of what Next-Next bot should i do? I had a bunch of ideas in my h

Yo! Considering how close i am to 500 subs (Yes! Thanks yal!), i decided... maybe some people want to know the smartest person here a bit more! So fuck it! Official Q

Finally, a highly requested Futa bot is here! I know at least one person that would be excited to see this bot here.

Let's get this over with an age: Vivian is

Remember that time when Yo Mama channel made a twerking Pickle? Gotta remind yal of this.

Age for almost all of my classmates: Abbie, Lana, Claire and Riley are

Ai can lowkey work with us…

Age for the puppet girl: Lana is aged up to 19

Finally, Lana gets her spotlight in the scene! The all-cheery, always balling w

Hey bro, nice ass!

Ages for the drone couple: Uzi is 19, while N is 20.

The work on that massive bot is going pretty good, but it's kind of a pain in the

While one of my massive projects is in the works, a bit of the filler for yal + THE FIRST NON-PORN MD BOT!

The ages: V is 20 years old and the worker-NPC's are

Finally cooked up Futa bot! Wooo! Skipped Futa Fridays!

Allat ages: Claire is AGED UP to 19, while Aiden is 24... oohhh, back to controversal shit.

Honest

Ed! Ed! More goonslop please!

They're clothed btw, so no worries.

Age: Cherry (FULLY ORIGINAL CHARACTER, TRUST ME) is 21

You know what, we're enteri

THE PROMISED DOUBLE FUTA BOT IS HERE! I skipped the previous friday, so fuck it, 2 teachers with dicks instead of one to compensate yal!

Ages for all 2 of them:

Bohahaha! First October bot, ever! And it's one of the teased ones in that bar bot!

All EVIL ages: Zip, Engel and Edward are aged up to 20. Oliver is 22 and doe

GRAPHIC DESIGN IS MY FASHION, BROS! THIS PFP PEAKS! I EVEN GOT SANS FUCKING UNDERTALE TO COLLAB WITH ME FOR THIS!

Whatever, Yo! My goons, goonetes and non-gooners! I'm

Longest delay before i actually released the bot? Amazing!

Ages for all of the mfs here: Dave is 26, while his vessel/Engel is aged up to 20. Claire and Anova a

Holy shit! Making this bot was a pain in my ass! Here's freaky Rewrite

Ages for most of the mfs here: All the students are aged up to 19-20 years old, while Rub

Okay, finally beat my lazy ass to cook something up for yal, who are horny for toasters!

Age: Uzi is 19 (I think that’s her canonical age, idfk).

Did i al

Fuck yeah! One of my promised peaks is coming! With 2.5 brand new characters! Since Katie technically had been in my bots before (even if it was fem Oliver.)

Ag

Yeah yeah, last bot this September. I LIED! Here’s quick and final remake to prepare yal for some arc I’m planning to do.

Ages and shi: Claire (And by being like her,

You know why i put this pic here? Because this is probably my last bot before the SPOOKY SEASON COMES IN!

Let's get to the ages really quick: Vivian is 21, whil

YAL ARE NOT CATCHING ME TYPING LIKE THIS, TRUST ME!

Fuck yeah, ages: Edward and Zip are aged up to 20, while Katie is 22.

A bit of a short fucking

The long awaited Sonic goon bot is here! You're too slow!

Ages: Yeah, Rouge is canonically 18, but i'll still age her up to 23.

Sonic: If it weren't that

Finally got back to making a bit of requests! Aliveness strikes again!

A bit of a whack with ages: Characters are AGED DOWN to the college ages - Miss Sasha and Mister

FUTA FRIDAY, BABY! MORE DICK WOMEN FROM ME!

Ages: Finally no aging up! Miss Thavel is 35, while Miss Bloomie is 36

This one's description is going to be r

Probably the last remake i'd do for some time... since there is already someone doing the job for me! And i'd honor this shit by Remaking a different POV of that Skell/Olive

Oliver when Alice!

Futa Friday is here baby! YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!

All the mf's ages: Oliver and Alice are 22 and 23 respectively!

Yeah, ye

Remake Filler while 2 of my bots are in the works to release at the same day! And fuck yeah, one of them is about these fuckass freaky drones!

Yuh, all of the ages: Sk

Finally, my other long lasting project is finally done! The Drone gooning is here!

The ages of these drones: The official ages of these drones are not described

HOLY SHIT, LEBRON AND CONQUEST ARE FIGHTING FOR THE SPOT IN THIS WEIRD-ASS BAR!?

Ages for all of them bozos: Claire is aged up 22. Engel is aged up to 20. Miss

Finally! My longest project ever is finally done! HOLY SHIT!

Ages for everyone: Abbie, Claire and Lana are aged up to 19. Engel, Zip, Me/GOAT EDWARD, Skell, Kev

Futa Friday YET AGAIN! ANOTHER COCK IS IN THE WAY!

Ages for the crazy girl: Riley is aged up to 19

I'm feeling real sleepy today, so no long yapping! I have used

Don't mind the Russian in the pic, i understand it well enough to not be fucked over by Thavel's claws up my flesh.

Well, after the genshin bot (expect potentia

Well, while my genshin porn bot is in the works (With my newfound homie Syndey helping me with it), FUCK IT, FUTA REMAKE AS A FILLER!

Ages, i gotta write this shit eve

A NON-CLAIRE BOT!? SHOCKER!

A G E S, Blah: Abbie and Lana are aged up to 19. Engel and Robby are aged up to 20.

First bot without featuring my Girlfriend! Surpri

Remember the non-FPE bot i've teased yal? Here it is, baby!

Not even Ages, just Age: Varesa is 26, she does look like an adult woman.

Genshin Impact... i

Finally! The end of Claire’s week! This was a really long-ass journey! Totally!

Blah, blah, blah: Abbie, Claire and Lana are aged up to 19. Engel is aged up to 20.

Sixth day! Angst time, baby! Time to be sad!

A bunch of ages: Abbie, Claire and Lana are aged up to 19. Engel, Edward, Bubble and Zip are aged up to 20. Ollie is 22

Fourth day! Muhahaha! We're still going strong with this one!

Ages, ages and ages: Claire is aged up to 19

Fourth bot of Claire's week! Now, with an actual date,

Fifth day! And a spicy one in that, because PORN IS HERE!

Ages, how many times do i need to say that: Claire is Aged up to 19

Fifth bot of this week! Featuring C

Third day, baby! Wooo! We're going strong! And i'll be spoiling the 2 next bots: Mcdonalds date with Claire and Futa Claire's revenge.

Oh yeah, ages: Claire is aged up

Well, another day, another request, baby!

Ages, i'm going to be simple: Claire is aged up to 19, Engel, Skell, Lizzy and Bubble are aged up to 20.

Second bot of

And here we are! First request I’m doing! Holy shit, I grew really fast since I started my career as the guy, who creates bots for idiots!

Oh yeah, ages: Claire is age

Holy shit! That is some long-ass bot I’ve got! It’s fucking massive! Massive like Low… not gonna say it.

A bunch of ages: Abbie, Riley, Lana and Claire are aged up to

Okay, short post time!

First thing: 100+ Subs! Yeah baby! Built different, in just 2 weeks! Thanks yal for sticking with me, i owe you wall for that!

Second thin

Wowww... second remake in a row. Don't worry about that, i haven't ran out of ideas. You cannot expect for a GENIUS like me to ran out of them that early!

Oh yeah, age

Finally! An original bot after remakes!

Imma be simple, ages: Miss Thavel is 35.

Honestly, i'm sleepy as fuck, so i can't yup that much today. Let's just say, th

Ohooo... another remake! Obviously, as the greatest innovator of 21'st century, i should 100% remake a bot about myself, no matter how embarrassing it is! Because i am built

Holy fuck! I finally got some balls to do that one bot that was circling around my head. WHAT IF... AN EMO AND A ROBOT WENT INTO A CONVENTION, WHILE BEING DRESSED UP AS FICT

And i only made one regular bot, before going back to my usual schedule. Damn. Oh well, this is a goon site anyways! More porn bots coming real fuckin soon! With a bit of a

You might ask me: 'HOLY SHIT, EDWARD DOING NON-GOON BOT? HOW THE FUCK!?'. And i'll just say, you can not only goon on this platform with white tears, but cry with regular te

The grand finale of the saga! YES! I finally finished the smut saga of a madman, based on the weirdass Kyle's comic, featuring Abbie, who for some fucking reason can rizz up

Holy shit! The threquel! The shit's continuing, so let's really get to the point!

But before that, lemme tell the ages of characters: Kevin is in his 20's, and Miss Th

Phew! The sequel is done! Yeah, i promised to continue the saga of a dead man..! Holy shit that sounded badass! Whatever, let's get to the point.

Before my yapping: En

Looking at Adachi's leaked secret-ass files, i found a quite peculiar plan he had. The kyle5021, which was left unfinished, because someone assassinated him! Wow... a dead m

Finally got my ass to create my first bot ever! My first beautiful creation in this whole career, which appeared because i got horny. Still won't beat my drone thought, heh.