A_Scarecrow’s_Hymn

I have no real purpose. Nope, scratch that! I have the purpose of making Venomouss feel better :] Oh! And just because I’m aromantic and a good bit asexual, doesn’t mean I can’t play a role well.

I abstain the Valentine’s Day event. (Unless Venny wants to do somethin… idk…)

And big thanks to Phxntom_2202 for giving me the gentle shove I needed to start making bots inconsistently.

I have recently befriended a random person named Venomouss. They’re my friend now, we’re having soft tacos later. :D

I have achieved a fellowship. Me, Venomouss, K9, and Phxntom. Oh, and LowShadow (or Anonymous, if we want to be respectful), we gotta add that guy. We are the Fellowship of the Horndogs (this can be edited by a vote). Go follow the lot of em, ya pricks.

Look at this wonderful piece of art! Made by none other than our very own Anon. Wonderful artist he is, truly. And for anyone wondering why what’s next to Venny in parentheses is there, this explains it —> ~Here~

Fine, I see how it is. Guess who’s sleeping on the couch tonight, Venny?

Too late. You made your bed, or couch, and now ya gotta sleep on it. Without me, next to you.

I change my mind. Venny, come back! I miss your warmth and comfy presence. ;-;

(And, ha, you’ve inherited my habit of saying gods, plural)

I am a competent individual without you. And with you, I am the one who can make you sleep on the couch. So don’t go thinking you can have some sass just because I crave your company.

(And yes, we will go at it again, in both meanings of the word)

Okay, we’ll hug it out. And you can come back to the bed. Still don’t appreciate the sass, though. >:|

Small details are important, mister. Because if I hadn’t noticed em, guess who I wouldn’t be talking to, Venny.

Y’know, I’m glad that Onyxtheoni, or Biomommy as some call her, hasn’t found me or anyone of my companions yet.

A horrific sight, Venny. And an omen that bodes ill for our sanity and sanctity.

If you want to easily find comments by Onyxtheoni, go to the creator Funnifox. I think they unfortunately have a… somewhat similar dynamic to ours, Venny.