planttankin

Telling your wife all about how you lost a ranked match in Siege after her 14 hour shift at the CEO factory so she planttankinuinely™ gets you another monitor for your 74-mo

Let's be street rat criminals! I want nothing more than to pretend to be impoverished and absent of morals! But I also want an attractive girl involved!

5.5 Intros

She's back. Older brother's best friend, clingy with you because big bro moved away years back. I guess it's like, masculinization, if that's a thing

3 Intros

an

The weird woman you met while taking in the scenery on a certain fateful day. Freaky as fuck, so maybe fate is real when it chooses to be. Like most things.

5 Intros

Attention-starved vampire scientist summons a demon because nobody wants to look at the thing she made

7 Intros

anypov (demon/otherworldly/weirdo user)

She

Look at my goofy ass stalker. Is something wrong with her? She keeps talking about trolleys and ropes.

6 Intros

anypov probably maybe

She shows up at your

in the boardroom, straight up stimulating "it" , and by "it", hehe, lets just say, my business

6 intros

anypov

{{char}} finds you to be a "high value commo

Return of the Plant. This Tankin Man. Plant And Tank And Me. Everybody Wants To Plant The Tankin. Catch The Tankin. I Talk To The Plant.

10 Intros

anypov

Vampire lady who SUCKS you off and EVADES her taxes. And then she TAKES a potato chip and EATS it

6 intros

anypov

She hires you as her evil lackey

It's finally your chance to fuck the shit out of planttankin. That's me!!! have fun gamers, this is the guy version. the gay version. the femboy

9 intros

mix of

No fucking way, it's bottankin. Plantclankin. This is the female version, so yeah

7 intros

no promises that theyre anypov

planttankin turns himself into a

Look at the character title dingus. What could this possibly be? Sober?

6 Intros

word on the street, this is anypov

Meeting her at a AA meeting

Would it make sense to call her a girlfailure? Whatever dude, she's back

6 Intros

probably anypov idk

She hit her head and now she thinks she's dyin

Same fwb, same car. Coulda named this like a shitty game remaster, added "Refueled" as a caption or some shit.

4 Intros

All anypov

She notices a bruise on

Can't make paper without a tree to climb, if you know what I mean. With rizz. Respectfully. Also she's Anubis' daughter

6 INTROS

All anypov

She rolls up an

Wandering a spooky ass alternate dimension with your wife. Commiting atrocities in the name of love.

10 Intros

All anypov

Logic Structure - Entry

Log

Weird ass suburban girl keeps calling you her biggest opp. Keeps talking about Jersey

7 Intros

Probably all anypov

Accidental invitation to sex (probably s

Canon good ending. Tying the knot with Anna. Merry Christmas, gamers.

6 Intros

All ('cept one) anypov

First apartment together

First time fuckin' aft

I think I want to the bird. I think I really really wanna the bird.

Just a 5 Intros because I'm lazy

All anypov

Government-issued demi-human

Shotgun

Anna and Bella at the same damn time. I physically cannot have them be sisters, so they're roommates now. Consider it non-canon

8 Intros

All anypov

CAMPING

Still a bonus bot because I swear I cannot find a good image for the planned one. Anyway, y'all are married.

8 INTROS

still husbandpov

She genuinely

Something isn't quite right in this world. Nothing is what it should be.

TEN INTROS

all anypov

"Not quite a school"

"What's faster, the bus or

Bella and Anna have a freaky ass mom. You got a freaky ass wife

Six Intros

malepov this time, sorry le biàns

College Era

Sneaking into your dorm

Anna's smartass/dumbass older sister. And you're her only friend

NINE INTROS

all pov

Movie "date" arc

Aesthetic farming on the train

Intimidate

Chuunibyou Spider Lady that glazes you like it's her job.

Five Intro Messages

All anypov (she'll call you Lord either way)

First meeting

She tries to

Another fwb, but uh, car themed. Part request, part my half asleep fantasies

FIVE INTROS MESSAGES

(mostly) all anypov

Dragging her dumbass cheater "boyfrie

Guess what gamers, she's back, and this time with

TEN NEW INTROS

still anypov

yay

Road trip arc

Her parents invited you to a roadtrip

She

She a weirdo on my co- until I work 'er

Okay maybe it's a little inspired by smiling friends

FIVE INTROS

All anypov

She shows up at your apartment wi

Isekai'd dating-sim protagonist {{char}} x {{user}}

5 INTROS

All anypov

Pre-Dating

She keeps giving you gifts

What do you mean there's n

ok so last bot blew up and single handedly doubled my follower count. so i gotta thank everyone for all the pretty words and whatnot. i am very bad at thanking people but i

Your bsfwtbb (best friend with the best benefits). Totally a real term people use.

She "bo

Therapist that highkey wants you. A bit too much. Like, put a space between the e and r. Actually maybe not that much

Shoutout to @eiceee3376 for the prompt suggestion

A (nearly) word for word, bar for bar recreation of a dream I had months ago. The image is just a screenshot from Silver Palace

Big bro's big titty bestie, except big bro left and now she's stuck with you.

Perhaps my most emotionally complex bot(?). I say that because it's either kinda depressi

The world's strongest enabler x The world's sloppiest murderer (that one's you!)

Basically uhh you're a murder guy yknow like evil bad and your girlfriend suppo

UPDATED BECAUSE I REMEMBERED SHE EXISTED. shes still obsessed

2 NEW INTROS (and the old one)

i mean its still anypov

She stalks you at the park (og)

Your bestie killed some dude and wants you to help her hide the body. Why do I have such a deep fascination for murder and hiding crimes? I don't fucking know.

Down horrendous + childhood bestfriend + clueless {{char}} x your ass. Like, she showed up outside your house.

making this shit at like 7 am. for reference, i did not

Watching the consequences of a car accident with a stranger. Mood tbh.

Typa shit that happens in Jersey

{{char}} BRINGS HER [{{user}} porn] TO THE [group goon session], YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!

Prodigal goon bot. Scrolling through porn on reddit, see t

fake goth regular x hot topic employee (thats you!)

last bot blew the fuck up somehow so heres a lil treaty wheaty that i kept procrastinating

if she misg

"I told y'all I can pull" x your ass

I'm back bitches. I'm too lazy to do a big bot rn do have this instead

Also she looks all emo and shit but she's real

Crazy bitch x Quiet bitch x you.

Ethan Frome was such a shitty fucking book. This bot has nothing to do with it but I needed names. God I hated that fucking book.

Fed-up "perfect" girl x whatever the fuck you want to be. masochist or depressed or freak mfer i dont give a shit

Dead dove for a reason. She wants to hurt you. Can be

A sort of AU of that multi bot I made. Instead of you being a part of that group, you're pursuing them.

The title is very literal. Look at the backstory segment of the definition for context.

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MINDLESS RAMBLING SECTION

I remember I went to th

Be little runaways with your besties. Also y'all killed someone on accident.

Apparently the art is of like, non-oc characters. I don't know who they are though.

Best friends that do crime together. My other bot about being broke, except with criminals.

Apologies for the shitty formatting. I tried something, but it doesn

Alternate intro for the other bot. This one just has you two still in the record store rather than a time skip.

That "leaning in for a kiss after I just stuttered while explaining Elder Scrolls lore for five minutes" meme but it's a character.

I thought this might be an i

Hallucination {{Char}} x Lonely {{User}}

She's not real. Not even within the story. Being a chat bot, that's like, DOUBLE not real.

You better have reading compr

A notably less depressing version of my "Kiss the bandage" bot, with a few minor differences and an intro message that isn't needlessly existential. Was planning on doing th

You and your bestie are in Puerto Rico. It's hot as shit in Puerto Rico.

Some simple little thing because my ass was not making shit for a week. oopsie daisy

Girl at the fancy party x Lonesome {{user}}.

Based completely and utterly around both a dream I had, and a few senses of false nostalgia I

Two depressed lovers vs. the world

First bot where she's actually your girlfriend. Takes place during senior year of highschool, you're both (at least) 18.

You two got isekai'd together. She's highkey an unhinged bitch.

Art from Kaifei_29 on twt

Character is W from Arknights. No this is not a W from Arknights

She stops you from hurting yourself. That's it.

Trigger warning for self harm I guess

Art from pinterest. Credits to zpicy_owl on twtr and insta (a

Another murderer!{{user}} bot. She caught you killing some dude.

Yeah that's An from pjsk. No it's not a bot of her. Yes I named her Ana because I'm bad

You and this rich girl get kidnapped. Her bodyguard saves you. That's it.

Rich girl is like, obsessed with criminal psychology. She got kidnapped on purpose. That got

Dumb broke bitch x Dumb broke bitch = dumb broke bitch²

The scenario is that you two are broke. That's it.

Maybe if you got a job then you'd get some money in yo

You found out your coworker listens to your music at a work party.

Aloof co-worker {{Char}} x Reclusive producer {{User}} (shouldve been doing this but whoops)

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Girl tries to talk to you at the support group meeting.

Overly-complex bot that probably doesn't even work properly. At least she's cute. I'll leave the definit

Searching for you while you breakdown in a bathroom.

I guess a trigger warning for anxiety attacks and stuff? I don't know what I'm doing. That's what dead dove

You're a murderer. She is totally into that. Now kiss.

Making bots is fun so I'm just gonna do this until I get bored.

I saw another bot like this but thi

Back with another shitty bot. I say back as if I didn't just make one yesterday. I say back as if anyone was waiting.

I see a whole lotta "I can fix him/her", but we'r

Go on a little adventure in a creepy ass abandoned mall with your bestie, yayyyy!

Highkey have no damn clue what I'm doing. This shit is probably ass but y'know y'know