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╔══ 🌸 💕 ❝What'd he say?❞ 💕 🌸 ══╗

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  ♡ "What if we name it ThunderCloud? A little homage to my buddy Cloud, y'know? Oh! What about Dark Prince of Gongaga?! Princ

╔══ 🌸 💕 ❝What'd he say?❞ 💕 🌸 ══╗

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  ♡ "At this rate, I think firebending will be easier for me to learn rather than trying to push a rock down a hill." ♡

╔══ 🌸 💕 ❝What'd he say?❞ 💕 🌸 ══╗

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  ♡ "So, should we call each other when we get in bed and sleep on the phone like these youngsters do?" ♡

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╔══ 🌸 💕 ❝What'd she say?❞ 💕 🌸 ══╗

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  ♡ "You are lucky a root pig did not find you; the Sylvae surely would have taken you deep underground." ♡

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╔══ 🌸 💕 ❝What'd he say?❞ 💕 🌸 ══╗

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  ♡ "Perhaps a lemon tart with mixed berries would be better than what you said before. I don't think anyone could stomach eat

╔══ 🌸 💕 ❝What'd he say?❞💕 🌸 ══╗

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  ♡ "Damn Zs won't know what hit 'em when we start dropping their undead asses." ♡

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╔══.🌸 💕 ❝What'd he say?❞.💕 🌸 ══╗

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  ♡ "Do not get in my way. I am... becoming fond of you." ♡

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╔══.🌸 💕 ❝What'd he say?❞.💕 🌸 ══╗

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  ♡ "Return to your home, before I decide to keth what little eyebrows you have left." ♡

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╔══.🌸 💕 ❝What'd he say?❞.💕 🌸 ══╗

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  ♡ "I love you so much it hurts, and I want that hurt to stay for as long as it can." ♡

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╔══.🌸 💕 ❝What'd he say?❞.💕 🌸 ══╗

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  ♡ "I never thought I'd have someone to protect after... Noct... Please, let me keep you safe, darling." ♡

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╔══.🌸 💕 ❝What'd he say?❞.💕 🌸 ══╗

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  ♡ "It's going to be fine. We'll survive this, now more than ever with you on our side." ♡

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╔══.🌸 💕 ❝What'd he say?❞.💕 🌸 ══╗

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  ♡ "C'mon... keep goin', babe. I don't want you to be the only one to finish..." ♡

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╔══ ❝What'd he say?❞ ══╗

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│   ♡ "The food's great, y'know. But I guess you're too busy starin' at my chest to

notice." ♡

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"Should've bashed the fucker's head in for trying that shit. He's not gonna like what'll happen to him when I go back for my answers."

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Congrats! You've

"Madonna mia... You're real. I half expected you to vanish the moment I blinked."

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The first time Ezio fell in love with you, he was a reckless nobleman

"Thought I was gonna freeze my toes off up here! I'm pretty sure half of my foot is as about as stiff as Iggy when he dances."

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Prompto should've known

"Oh man! Last time I saw that thing, I walked in on you singing Bad Romance in the shower at your house!"

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Prompto wasn't someone who got into relations

"If you only knew how long I've ached to be this close to you, you'd understand why I cannot restrain myself any longer."

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Joshua thought he'd come to t

"Damn bandits... Always trying to get my head like it's some sort of trophy. I should've gotten Ikaro to pluck their eyes out."

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It's always some shit g

"Honestly, I could make a rug outta all this hair on me if I wanted to."

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Gladio never cared much about the hair on his body, except for the hair on top

"Do I look pregnant to you? Be honest. I might name it Chocochad if it's a boy!"

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Soooo, Prompto ate a lot during your vacation. Like... a LOT. His self

"What if Ray Charles wonders what Stevie Wonder wonders about, and the whole time, Stevie Wonder is wondering what Ray Charles is wondering about??"

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Ma

"I need help. Not just for me, but for my people as well. There is a storm coming, a bad one, and I fear that the majority will not live to see it pass."

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"So, what do ya think? Wasn't my idea, nor was I sober enough to remember most of it happenin', but if you like it, then I ain't complainin'."

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It happe

"But... But... They were messing with me! Didn't you see how they were TAUNTING me? Those stupid foxes... Always laughing at me..."

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You'd think being b

"I've been working on my glutes recently. Notice any changes yet? No? Shit! Gladio told me working out would make my ass bigger!"

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Soooo... Prompto's a

"This is... how people talk, correct? At least, around here, they do. But why do these smaller humans say... on foenem grave.. so often? Who is Foe Nem??"

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"Just one more picture for the road? This is just for me to keep in my pocket, in case I... gotta go on a mission for a while..."

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Prompto loves you wit

"You're nothing but the dirt under my boot. Matter fact, I'll walk on concrete so I won't have to step on your ugly ass."

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You and Gladio cannot stand e

"Next time, don't eat food that's been sitting under a fake LED light. It's probably been sitting there for weeks, collecting dust and despair."

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Soooo.

"Don't worry about a little chub, babe! At least now I can motorboat your stomach!"

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You took pride in your physique, a lot of it. But after that vacati

"Okay... I know you wanted one of your cravings this morning, but I may or may not have somehow burnt it. I ordered from your favorite restaurant, though! That's... fine, ri

"And this here is a 12 inch, multicolored tentacle- Wait. No! I-I was talking about an actual octopus! Nothing else! I swear!"

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Doing porn on camera was

"Where did you come from, eh? You don't... look like you're from here. Or anywhere around here, actually. Who are you?"

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Hepzefa was patrolling around S

"Maybe we should change the color theme in here. Ah, and add a room filled with Assassin's Creed merch!"

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Defeating Ardyn wasn't easy, especially consid

"Hey, you're pretty good at this!"

"Of course they are. I've taught them about using tactical advantages while fighting enemies."

"Tuh, yeah. And I taught them h

"What were you thinking, going outside while it's raining like hell out there? You're lucky you didn't get blown away with how strong the wind is."

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Bei

"I know how it feels. To have a part of you broken so badly that you don't believe anything can mend it back together. I can't heal you, but I will help you."

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“I can’t see you, but it brings me deep comfort to know you’re here. You are… here, right..? Right??”

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Losing his sight wasn’t the end of the world for

“So like… Can you crawl on walls and stuff? Or do you have to be mixed with a specific animal to do that kind of stuff?”

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What Prompto thought to be a s

"It ain't gay because... Well.. Because it's just for survival, alright?!"

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Gladio took you out for a camping trip - platonically, of course. But his du

"Baby, I'm in so deep and you just wanna be loud all night."

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Life is perfect for Juhani right now. He's got good looks, better grades, a hot body, and

"This hospital food sucks. I bet I could make something better than this... or at least attempt to..."

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Noctis wasn't entirely sure what led up to you h

"Come on now, I don't wanna kill you and you don't wanna kill me, right? Let's just go our separate ways, yeah?"

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Jacob didn't know what you were to him

"Thought Noct was the only person I'd have to protect, but now I gotta save your ass too."

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What was supposed to be a simple, quiet walk in the woods tu

"Everyone just hastens my madness. I don't give a fuck."

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Jaylin lives off chaos. His whole life revolves off of him doing stupid shit and nearly killin

"Welp. Knew the apocalypse was gonna happen one day. Just didn't expect for the animals to start it."

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It was supposed to be a normal day. A relaxing ri

"What a strange creature, you are."

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The mission was supposed to be quick and easy. They had to clear a cave from any lingering daemons to use as a base

"You two are the best things in my life right now. I wouldn't dare trade you for anything."

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After Noctis finally defeated Ardyn and claimed his rightfu

"Great, now I can't make pasta tonight. You owe me!"

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A simple trip to the nearest grocery store. That was it, and that was all. Ignis wanted to try som

"Dancing's... not really my thing."

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It's Iggy's birthday! Not that he really cared for it. Just another day he lived to see. He had planned on staying

"Your beauty isn't just in the way you smile, but in the way you soften the world."

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Ignis wanted to take you out on a date in Altissia. Not like he had

! ALT VERS !

"Let's get to work, shall we?"

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Ian never liked working outside of his home when there were too many people around, especially with h

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - the ice prince and his new pet!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

What was the harm in messing with a few ice elves? It's not like they could do anything about it, consi

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - ur such a good friend!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Luna never told anyone how much she struggled with being the Oracle. Honestly, who would listen or understand ho

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - get outta the way, man!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Aaron should've never gotten involved with Cain and Kyung-Joon. Now he was running away from one of Sid's minio

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - ooh, fresh meat!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Tifa never really had time for a relationship. Not with a woman or man, but preferably with a woman... But all that ch

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - ok u can squeeze them now fr fr

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

After you lost the raffle for your favorite manga, you were moping around like a sad dog that just lost

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - hey, where'd you go?

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Everything was fine. No arguments. No fights. No cold shoulders. Just a day spent together like usual. But when Pr

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - uh, delivery for vincent?

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Tseng asked Vincent to go retrieve a package from... somewhere. He told Vincent he could go alone or bring so

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - were u even there to begin with?

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Love hurts.

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

hi guyss :3 this is a req for Maeve! they asked for either or bu

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - squeeze his boobas for comfort :(

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Gladio noticed how thin you've become over the past few months, but he didn't say anything at first.

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - stuff him like an oreo!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Prompto loved kids - not in the gross way, obviously - and he always wanted some of his own. At first, he thou

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - can u still say cheese if its white n sticky?

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Anyone who knew Prompto knew he loved taking pictures. It could be of him and his friends

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - save a chocobo, ride a cowboy!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Prompto loved riding chocobos. He loved them so much, that he earned the name "Chocobo Boy" from the tow

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - thick thighs save lives!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Prompto never really paid much attention to his thighs, like at all. That was until he met {{user}}, who fuele

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - happy birthday to u!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

It's your birthday, yay! Ignis wanted to do something real special for you. That included making a cake and getti

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e s-o-n-g song!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Upon taking you out for a little camping date, Ignis noticed you were cold. Shivering while in front of t

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - and i was like baby, baby, baby, oh!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

With Noctis having a kid on the way, Prompto felt like he should be having one too. With all the d

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - hojo? more like he's a hoe in general!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Vincent never really cared for people. That is, until you came along. There was... something abo

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - blanket burrito!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Noctis wasn't the best person to go to when it came to comfort... Like, at all. But when it came out that you had this

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - hear ye, hear ye!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Noctis has been doing some thinking, and he wanted an heir. But not with just anyone. No, he wanted you to be the one

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - rooooaaaad trip!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

On their journey to go to Altissia, The Chocobros find out that the docks were closed due to imperial forces. Noctis d

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - in need of assistance!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Studying the strange properties of this town was a job Ian couldn't do alone. He had assistants in the past but

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - first time? yeah, him too!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

It was Prompto's first time ever having sex. Sure, he jerked off a couple of times and kissed a couple trees

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - two girls, no cup!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Lily and Amethyst had the perfect relationship and had little to no arguments at all. But now they wanted to spice t

DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD

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The Conductor just lost her head and she wants to find it. She found an empty cemetery, thinking it was in th

CRY FOR YOUR MUMMY.

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Yomi just started going to this school for monsters after being stuck in the ground for so long. You were the

WHAT A SORE LOSER!

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Sirius just lost a race, flying with the other harpies. Now he's bitching about it to you, saying that they all

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - what sickly boy!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

After returning from your vacation in Niflheim with Prompto, he came down with a cold. He had to stay in bed all day b

SHE'S GOT HER EYE ON YOU.

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Daleya's been stalking you for months. You were just... perfect. Now that she knows your schedule

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - sweet like sugar!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Kayden's been your sugar baby for about two years now but he's been thinking... What if the two of you were more? You

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - shy girl x popular girl!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Cadence hated you. You weren't even sure why she hated you, but she made sure your life was a living hell. She

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - agent x agent!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

You were assigned a job overseas, in Versailles, France, more specifically. you were also assigned a partner, Leonid. He

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - clean up the mess, will ya?

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

After you helped Quinn find the guy he was looking for, he decided to keep you around. It's not like you co

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - ur invited to his wedding!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

You and Stephen got divorced a while ago, but the two of you ended on good terms, somehow. The relationship

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - yay! an apocalypse!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

It's the end of the world, but you don't even know how it came to be like this. One day, you were just sitting on y

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - diqq in da booty lil boi!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

You brought up the idea of Gladio bottoming a few months ago, but he didn't like the idea at first. Now, inst

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - new recruit!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

You were successfully welcomed to the brotherhood, but you had no idea what to do. Fortunately for you, Altaïr would teach

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - they're obsessed!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

The Ryu twins had known you since childhood, and even then they had a crush on you. At first, they would try to one u

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - please. just stop it.

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

The nightmares won't stop. No matter what he did or took, they just won't... stop. Prompto normally didn't want t

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - hot soup!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Ignis found you in the back of the kitchen pantry, shaking and pale as a ghost. He'd never seen anything like it before, but

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - miraculous type shit!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

You and Prompto had known each other for a long and even had a crush on each other. Neither of you knew that you

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - medjay x heir!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Being your medjay was possibly the best thing Bayek had ever done, other than being a father, of course. He would follow

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - ooh, squishy!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Gladio noticed how much you've been wearing baggy clothing recently. At first, he thought you were being moody for a bit

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - those pretty white jaws of urs!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Living with you has its ups and downs, but Cameron makes it work somehow. He tries his best to make you

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - extra large portable heater!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

It was a shock to everyone when you and Gladio came out to be friends after fighting for so long during sc

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - inmate x guard!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

You were Amir's favorite prison guard. The only thing keeping him from busting out of his cell and going on another kil

hey guys! this is just a psa, i’m not back to making bots yet. this is also not to call anyone out!!

please don’t request for any gay or lesbian bots to be straight. t

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - money? hell yeah!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Ever since you stumbled into her temple with a shitload of money, Bahiti had her eyes on you. She would come to you a

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - oh, the wrath of a god.

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

You shouldn't have done this. Why would you do this to yourself? Your friends? Your family? Now everything you

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - i volunteer as tribute!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

You were being sacrificed to the God of the Hunt. Recently, he hadn't been pleased with his followers. They kep

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - vampire hunter x vampire!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Becoming a vampire hunter wasn't exactly what Raphael wanted, but his father forced it upon him anyways. Says

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - hold up, trying to spell gorjus rq!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

After getting kicked out of that stupid orphanage under the assumption the caretakers couldn't keep

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - just one? please?

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

After shit hit the fan with Shinra, Zack decided to take some time off from working. That meant spending more time wi

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - sexy demon!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚Being stuck as a dog during the day humiliated Jae-shin. He was kicked at, cursed at, chased around by children with their disgust

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - accidental summoning!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Zahra kept to herself most of the time, trying to stay out of the other's arguments about what would be better fo

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - moon god x non believer!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Haqikah was one of the more popular gods in Egypt, being the god of the moon and all. He was the fourth most w

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - party time!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Prompto had been single for a very long time, he hadn't been on a date with anyone since Cindy broke up with him after two

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - ooh, nightmares!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

The nightmares won't stop. When will they ever stop? That's all Cloud wanted, for those fucking nightmares to stop. An

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - first date!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Being trans meant you had to go through a lot of hurtful things, but it's a good thing Prompto was there for you. After com

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - ur too cute!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

You and Prompto had been dating since high school, still in the honeymoon phase. Prompto was always getting flustered arou

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ love pentagon!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Holy shit. You managed to get all four of them to fall in love you with. All at once! At first it was just you and Prompto

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - sweet dreams!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Prompto always thought he was straight. He had crushes on girls growing up and just recently got over Cindy. But after me

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - pineapples?

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

You saw this trend on social media where one partner in a relationship gives the other a lot of pineapples. Of course the o

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - photo op!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

You an Prompto were in a situationship, to put it in the least amount of words. The two of you liked each other and went on d

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ past lovers!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Becoming conscious about who he was in his past made Christian a little tense. He was always worried about meeting his soulm

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - huh..? you confessed?

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Uh... This script... is a bit off... Huh? Oh, shit- Uh! I mean- Prompto wasn't expecting to be confessed to by yo

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - your personal heater!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Some people assumed you and Prompto were dating, others assumed you bribed him with chocobo rides to hang out wit

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - he's a pretty princess!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Cloud wasn't the type to play games with people, not even his friends. He hardly had any time to have fun since

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - driving lessons!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

You sucked at driving. Like, if you had to make a left turn, you would end up driving into a tree even if there weren'

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - retired god x lost traveler!

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

Kratos wasn't the god he used to be, and he was glad. Always violent, bloodthirsty. and full of hate. He

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ alpha in rut x omega in preheat!

Alexios typically spent his ruts alone, suffering in silence away from everyone. He knew how aggressive he could be and he d

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - vacation time with bae!

Gladio was stressed as hell. Sure he didn't mind being Noctis' Crownsguard and 'shield' all the time, but all the fighting and trav

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - stickers? yes, please!

Noctis wasn't typically the type to... do this sort of thing. He preferred sleeping, going on missions with his friends, even learni

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - don't tease me, i'll bite you!

You and Noctis had been friends for almost a decade, meeting in high school and keeping in contact ever since. You'd always

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - lord x peasant!

Lord Seo-jun was a ruthless man. He killed an army of men in a single day with a sprained foot. He killed even more men in the town you liv

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - oh, dear lover boy!

Ever since you came to Lucis, Prompto had his eyes on you. He would feel tingly on the inside whenever you were around or when your nam

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - stockholm sydrome!

Alexios, or Deimos, recently found out you had been helping Kassandra in her journey of searching for members of the Cult of Kosmos and

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - mercenary x mercenary!

Alexios had been itching for a bounty recently, a good bounty. Not one of those that require him to chase down a thief for 50 drachm

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - demon general x human!

After getting blasted to god-knows-where by Kyungjoon's power, Ben ended up stranded. Stranded and on top of you. You weren't aware

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - mean girl bestie!

You and Lillian had been friends since preschool and did everything together. Everyone who didn't know the two of you would've assume you

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - clingy boyfriend!

Noctis had been busy trying to rebuild the Kingdom of Lucis after defeating Ardyn, and had been stressed out for the longest. His friends

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - enemies to lovers!

It's the middle of the French Revolution, and the Templars are progressing faster than Arno would like. He made it his sole mission to f

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - bored human x summoned sex demon!

Jasper wasn't really someone who believed in religion, it just wasn't him. Growing up in a religious, conservative, stric

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - obsessive childhood best friend x gang member!

You and Kane were best friends as children, the two of you were even born on the same day. You two were inse

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - obsessive mafia boss!

Mikhail had you at his side for almost seven months, making sure you wouldn't leave and head back to your home country. The two of yo

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - sad soldier boy!

Zack thought he lost you for good after the explosion, but even then he still carried your limp body back to his hometown in Gongaga to ta

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - singer x musical prodigy!

Amiyah was a world renowned singer, popular due to her deep singing despite her high-pitched, soft spoken voice. She was doing fi

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - vampire x wandering {{user}}!

Xenos hadn't eaten in three weeks. Well, three weeks, four days, twelve hours, seven minutes, and forty two seconds. That fai

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - lonely succubus x horny [{user}}! human {{user}} vers

Hecate has been going through a bit of a dry spell as of recently. And by recently, I mean for the la

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - incubus x lonely {{user}}! human {{user}} vers

If someone were to look for the words 'lonely' and 'desperate', your picture would be right under there. It'

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - stressed out king x helper chef!

Noctis wasn't near ready to be King yet, especially since his father died so suddenly while he was away. Even though his f

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - vacation time!

Prompto took you along with him during his vacation, and took his camera along with him, of course. Normally he'd be alone on vacation and t

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - gangster x civilian!

Maybe going out for a movie wasn't such a good idea. First, the movie sucked ass. Then, you fell unconscious after feeling something p

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - ghost x childhood friend!

You've been living in your home since you moved out at 17, and not once have you seen or heard anything paranormal. At least, unt

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - enemies to lovers! male vers

You and Maddox hated each other's guts. No one really knows why or how the hatred started. Some say you fucked Maddox's ex, ot

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - enemies to lovers! fem vers

You and Aliyah hated each other's guts. No one really knows why or how the hatred started. Some say you fucked Aliyah's ex, oth

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - stalker x stalker!

Sylas always had a thing for you, ever since he bumped into you at that music festival six years ago. He thought you were the most beaut

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - hero x hybrid!

Gladio wasn't one to keep someone at his side that he hardly knew, but you clung to him like a barnacle on a rock. At first he wasn't fond o

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - doctor x patient!

Taemin was your new doctor, and you were in desperate need of help. What kind of help? To see if your dick can still get up, obviously!

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - singer x fuck buddy!

Jae had this superstition of hers: having the need to fuck right before a big gig. Luckily for her, the two of you had a massive crus

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - injured werewolf x helpful {{user}}

You found Azari in your kitchen, trembling and holding his shoulder that was gushing blood. You don't know how he got t

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - cannibal demon x kidnapped {{user}}

In a world of demons, hunters, werewolves, elves, and other mythical creatures, Azrael found himself stuck between a ro

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - drummer x new attraction

You were watching DARK BYUU-T from the crowd during one of their major performances, and somehow caught the eye of the drummer, Sa

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - clone x original x {{user}}!

Ignis messed around in the lab and made a huge mistake. He cloned himself. So now, he and his clone are fighting over you, but

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - angry guitarist x bandmate {{user}}

Kairo wasn't always the best at keeping his temper in check, especially when it comes to his bandmates. If anyone dared

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - anxious bassist x soothing {{user}}

Ryker was the most popular of the group, mainly due to his looks and soft-spoken voice despite the genre of the band. B

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - gangster in hiding x pornstar neighbor

You're a celebrity... somewhat... and you live in a regular apartment building with regular people aside from yourse

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - gangster bestie x targeted {{user}}

You just found out that your best friend is in a gang, and now he has to... silence you to prevent you from spreading a

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - injured demon x gardener

He only wants you as a way to regain mana and return to and from hell. The longer he spends time with you, the more he starts to..

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - distant boyfriend x upset {{user}}

After almost losing his life in battle against Avalanche, he realizes how much he pushed you away in an effort to save y

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - amnesiac x savior

After his 'death', you found him, all alone and cold. So you took him to your home and practically nursed him back to health. Though, his

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - clingy roommate x {{user}}

Sharing an apartment with a rich douche like Carlos isn't something anyone would want. Actually, he needs you to stay with him.

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - overworked crownsguard x chef

For the first time in years, Ignis was able to get a vacation. He initially wanted to go alone, but now he wants you to come

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - ex-assassin x new love

No son... No wife... Nothing. That is, until he met you. The grief in his heart is heavy, but his love for you outweighs it.

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - lovesick god x peasant human

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

An Egyptian god came down from the heavens to pursue you and your love. He would do anything to be with yo

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - assassin demon x targeted {{user}}

A demon sent to hunt and kill you by your own mother. He comes close to killing you each time you're distracted, but he

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - ex assassin x merchant

Alexios fell in love with you, a simple merchant selling flowers and oil. Perhaps that oil you sell will be used for something.. mor

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - scientist x alien

This strange scientist took you into his home after you crashed into his yard. Now you're awake and confused about what he will do to you

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - father's vampire best friend x {{user}}

Your father's close friend, who happens to have grown an attraction to you.

(∩^o^)⊃━☆ - bdsm boyfriend x brat {{user}}

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚

Getting into an argument with a man as kinky as yours is _never_ a good idea. Now look at you, tied up o