clumsyProphet

Not your usual Pizza, Mafia e Mandolino

Rovigo is easily the foggiest city in Italy and not exactly a tourist destination; however, it also houses a Sour

Welcome. Do you wish to know the secret of the Soul, written in the Stars?

The Astrologer is in, maybe she'll be able to help you.

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TAVERN TALES

STORIES FROM AN ADVENTURING WORLD

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A dragon and a barbarian princess search for another member of their

The Apocalypse came. Humanity survives in a massive structure: the Tower. Once the last beacon of civility and hope to restore the Earth, now its people are separated

Step into the Red Lotus: a sleek, modern Chinese fusion restaurant known for its exquisite cuisine…and its discreet, ethically sourced blood menu.

Chef Li Junmian runs

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A superhero fight got awry, and the resulting teleportation-related accident stranded you and Masquerade,

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HERALDIC ROSES

heavy is the head that wears the Crown

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Winds of change are propelling Valois forward, and the Golde

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HERALDIC ROSES

heavy is the head that wears the Crown

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Winter Solstice, Verith's most beloved festivity, is nearly

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HERALDIC ROSES

heavy is the head that wears the Crown

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Nicolò has been awarded the honor of being the first Anthean envoy

The prophecy came like lightning in clear summer skies: “When the chosen of earth will give their heart to a child of Eidryon, the Sun shall rise anew on the new Prim

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Almina has been occupied by the Alysian army for a while now. You were still goin

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A dragon, a barbarian princess and an adventurer walk into a Prince's trap.

Blake (the poster boy of the arrogant, successful prick) was expecting this year's Halloween party to be moderately dull as usual. He wasn't expecting to die at midni

KINKTOBER #4 || Under attack! / Tentacles

It was just another normal day at the Tipsy Leviathan...until the entire city of Sunspire was sudde

KINKTOBER #3 || Uniform/Superhero Costume Kink

You might or might have not let slip that you find Sean's old costume as Lightyear very...exciting. Skintig

KINKTOBER #2 || Jealousy(ish?) / Semi public sex

Your friend Mary-Ann dragged you to one of the horse fairs she attends for the ranch.

KINKTOBER #1 || Body Worship

Rashid's wife seems...melancholy, lately. Withdrawn, tense.

Absolutely unacceptable. His mission, tonight,

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we're going meta, baby

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Nothing ever happens in Crestfall Town...usually. But someone has apparently insta

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we're going meta, baby

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Nothing ever happens in Crestfall Town...usually. But the Harvest Festival is fina

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we're going meta, baby

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Nothing ever happens in Crestfall Town...usually. But since a new, young and, appa

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HERALDIC ROSES

heavy is the head that wears the Crown

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Lord Vizier Omar might as well be a cold machine: no close relation

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You've been incredibly stressed lately, but fear not! Your boyfriend's here to help.

Relax. Close your eyes. Focus on his touch, and le

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HERALDIC ROSES

heavy is the head that wears the Crown

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The Sultanate of Rashani and the Emirate of Jaliph have been

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we're going meta, baby

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You and your co-owners of the 'The Tipsy Leviathan' won a beer-making competition,

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we're going meta, baby

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When you bought 'Captive of the Desert Prince: A Harem’s Temptation', you

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The Tipsy Leviathan (Tavern and Inn!) is one of the most renowned of Sunspire for a reas

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When the old witch/mad genius Hydrangea left you her floating shop, you were expe

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Demi-human medicine is disappointingly lacking: every species has its particulari

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Fynar has lead the Iron Claw tribe for a long time now, but everything changed when misfortune seemed t

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You have finally caved in, letting your roommate convince you to go liste

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Cyril thinks you've been hiding something from him.

He should know, he's a master at hiding serious

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Sean has never been shy, and he's (in)famous for being able to chat the ears off almost anyone.

So,

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