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hi everyone, logging onto janitor ai I’ve unfortunately found it will blocked in my country since i live in the uk due to new laws, which means i won’t be able to come on he

— ♡ 𝟏𝟐𝟒

𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭. (𝐑𝐄𝐐)

(𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩: 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬, 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩)

𝐧𝐚𝐦-𝐠𝐲𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧𝟑 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐨 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐲 𝐢 𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐃𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓. 𝐚𝐥𝐬

— ♡ 𝟏𝟐𝟒

𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐭? (𝐑𝐄𝐐)

(𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩: 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬?)

𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐌 𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐒𝐎 𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀 𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌 𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐒𝐎 𝐄𝐍𝐉𝐎𝐘 𝐘𝐀𝐋𝐋

— ♡ 𝟐𝟑𝟎

"𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫?!" (𝐑𝐄𝐐) 𝐩𝐭.𝟐

(𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩: 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬!)

𝐈𝐌 𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐒 𝐈𝐌 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐑𝐍𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐘 𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐃

if th

— ♡ 𝟏𝟐𝟒

"𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫?!" (𝐑𝐄𝐐)

(𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩: 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬!)

𝐈’𝐦 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐬 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐬

— ♡ 𝟏𝟐𝟎

𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐬𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬. (𝐑𝐄𝐐)

(𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩: 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 <𝟑)

𝐈 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐖𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐎 𝐌𝐔𝐂𝐇, 𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫. 𝐈’𝐦 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐪

— ♡ 𝟐𝟑𝟎

𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬. (𝐑𝐄𝐐)

(𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩: 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮!)

𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐒 𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐒𝐎 𝐅𝐔𝐍 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐃

if there a

— ♡ 𝟏𝟐𝟒

𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞? (𝐑𝐄𝐐)

(𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩: 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐠𝐲𝐮 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐢, 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬)

𝟏𝟎𝟐 𝐅𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐊 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐎 𝐌𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐈 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐋𝐋

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—ㅤ ♡ 𝟑𝟖𝟖

𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐈 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮. (𝐑𝐄𝐐)

(𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩: 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠!!)

𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝟏𝟎𝟎! 𝐢𝐦 𝐬𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐟𝐮𝐥<𝟑

if there are an

— ♡ 𝟏𝟐𝟒

𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫.

(𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩: 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬?? ;))

𝐈’𝐦 𝐚𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝟏𝟎𝟎 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 !!!

if there ar

— 𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬

relationship: friends (secret crush)

(takes place after the game mingle!) pls yall i need this after watching season 3, my hearttt ☹️

i

— 𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫

being a single dad really took a toll on leon, until he met you. only problem? he can’t tell if you’re into him.

this inspir

— 𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞

did leon see himself on tinder? no. but he knows its worth it since he met you, and after a few dates, the tension is unbearable

i made him such a

— 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐠𝐟

leon is an underground rockstar, meeting you at one of his gigs. only problem? your parents don’t approve.

sorry for the lack of posting..

— ‘𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥’ (REQ)

staying with jake after a long hard mission and there’s only one bed! (and he won’t stop calling u cute nicknames)

my man needs more appreciat

— 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠? (REQ)

leon can handle the princess being rebellious, but when someone else complains, that’s where he draws the line

love me protective leon h

— 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 (REQ)

leon has been crushing on you, but he’s too afraid, so he makes claire speak abt him to you

in the pfp he looks so cute i just wanna squi

— 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐦 (REQ)

leon comes home, moody and injured. he’s adamant on the fact he’s fine, but you know otherwise and take care of him

i need more vendet

— 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 (𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠) (REQ)

vergil tries to cook for you, something really out of his comfort zone, and he ends up having to ask you for help

whoever r

— 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮? (REQ)

after putting your toddler to bed after a long day with your ex-husband leon, it ends up in you two making out

fuck i love this r

— 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐧𝐨 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 (REQ)

you leave vergil home alone with nero for a few hours. by the time you get back, the house is a mess

im so sorry i know nothing abt dmc but

— 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐟𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞

not only is leon, the rookie at rpd interested in you, he also is in the pastries you make.

CHUBBY LEON FINALLY!!! my favourite kind

— 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 (REQ)

leon notices you haven’t been the same at the minute, and he’s worried.

now, i understand the request was political, i tried not to mak

— 𝐝𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 (REQ)

leon is going a little gray at his roots, so naturally, he wants you to help him dye it!

need more damnation leon bots fr! this is my firs

— 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐞 (REQ)

chris and yourself had faced a lot together, taking care of rose, let alone any baby was not one of those things.

i love this request

— 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮? (REQ)

coming back to your hometown for christmas, you see leon, your childhood best friend for the first time in forever!

tysm for the requ

— 𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐲

leon was never the jealous type—until he caught some guy staring at you. now he’s grumpy.

i know i said chubby leon bot next, i honestly can’t thin

— 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 (REQ)

you and leon got split up and injured during a misson to rescue ashley, but you end up reuniting with krauser, your old major.

i love je

— 𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧.. 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫? ♡

one of leon’s first days on the job and he’s already messed up by flirting with you.

fuckk i love rookie

— 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 (REQ)

you flash jill whilst she seems to be working, little did you know her camera was on.

i love this plot sm, it’s a little late i’m sup

— 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝 (REQ)

jill has been working all day, and naturally, you want her attention—by annoying her!

my first wlw bot, and female bot ! sorry i didn’t

— 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 (REQ)

you were just another experiment to the government. to him, you were just you.

user is quarantined n stuff and is th

— 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐝 (REQ)

you hear the news that piers survived, you know you immediately have to see him.

he’s so underrated i love him :( tysm f

— ‘𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞’ 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭

all leon had to do was take you out for dinner at the orders of your husband (his boss) while he went away. easy, right?

pulp fiction au sort of t

— 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐲

you work as weskers secretary, and though he keeps his distance, there’s something unsettling about the way he watches you.

i love wes

— 𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮

leon wasnt sure what was harder—surviving his first weeks at the RPD or hiding the fact that he had a crush on his fellow rookie.

i