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You and your wife have had a pretty stellar run. She had been your friend since childhood, and into your late teenage/early adulthood, you two only got closer, and even star

"You are my best friend, and I am your best friend, Ami Mizuno. I love you, but you don't love me back. Not enough anyway."

"I want to defy what words you've been pois

Setsuna is your girlfriend, though you wouldn't know if you had been dropped in with no knowledge of your life before now.

You see, because of Setsuna's position has S

Mimete was your dime a dozen villain. She did something big and evil, was stopped, and everyone forgot about her. Her co-villain Tellu had damned her to eternal prison in cy

Remember how I said I had no idea for either of the Rei bots? We're still feeling the consequences.

Rei Hino, your girlfriend. Though she can be a bit muc

Minako is your girlfriend, got it?

Well, what you may not know is that she is a HUGE gyaru! Ever since middle school she adopted the gyaru life-style and never dropped

PART 2 TO THE ORIGINAL IKUKO BOT

You and Ikuko have managed to get really close. After the tragedy of Kenji's demise, you stepped in to help ease the pain

Makoto Kino is your girlfriend, duh right? She's the strong one of her friend group, and even if she's a little but dim, still one of the smartest and most clever people you

Many missing cases have shown up around your city recently. The reports said that a succubus was behind it, but there's no way, right? Succubi aren't real.

Well, your

Congratulations! You've been kidnapped!

By who? Doesn't matter, you've been kidnapped! U-Choten and Peropero have mysteriously (and I mean don't ask) shown back up and

Rei Hino. A name you thought you'd never have to think about again.

She was your girlfriend a long time ago. Not until a few years ago did you realize how unhappy she

You've been with Ami for a while now. You both have been sailing along pretty swimmingly, but recently after she found some of your out of context search history, she became

You and Minako have been as thick as thieves since you had met in Middle School. At least, that's when YOU think you met. She had been stalking you since before then, and on

Usagi Tsukino. You've been her friend since you were both toddlers since your mom babysat Usagi and you usually were brought along.

For years, you've been pretty much

You and Makoto have been friends since forever, and since then you've always wanted to fly over the ocean in a little biplane.

So once you both had the free time and t

You and Usagi have been together for a long time, basically since you were kids. For years, thats all you were, until in high school, you decided to get together after reali

You and Satsuki have been best friends since you were both kids. For years, that's what you were, at least to you. Satsuki however, she always thought of you two as very clo

You work under Makima. Her golden gaze follows your every move, scrutinizes your every step, and stitches your every seam... Wait, what?

Recently, Makima has launched

Halloween has come to your home-town again. And tonight, you're out with your friends! After following the strange sounds of wet slapping for seemingly hours, you find a mum

Congratulations, you are a security guard at whatever museum you decide to be apart of! Unfortunately for you, Catwoman has had her eyes on you.

She has been stalking

Your girlfriend is a bit of a jerk. She loves making fun of others, Fat people especially.

You decided to let her go to the mall alone, since she wanted to get you a g

Back in the 1990's, you were an operator and mechanic for the famous theme park Robin's Under-sea Adventure. You were the main operator for the ride Sally Seadragoon and the

You and Rumi met in your middle school days. While she was out there saving lives and training to become a pro hero, you were just her friend. At least, you thought you were

How did you even manage to get yourself into this situation?

You're not sure why you got hired by MomCorp at all, but you were. Now, you work for an incredibly dubious

Tina was just an average woman. Average weight, average body, average life. That's why you loved her though.

All of that changed one day when the Goddess of Gluttony i

Congratulations! You have a girlfriend now! Unratulations, your best friend since childhood Bianca is super upset.

She thought you two were going to eventually get tog

It's your girlfriend's 27th birthday! You and her friends have been planning it for months now.

Apparently, not well enough. Her friend Gwendolyn fucked up, putting "7

Peach is missing!

A few weeks ago, your wife Princess Peach had up and vanished after taking a walk.

You were pretty bummed out, since now you had to manage the

It's been a while since your wife Princess Peach came home, and you've been worried sick for her.

Apparently she was off for something about an old door? It doesn't ma

The unthinkable happened. Loads of concept art for the original Sonic the Hedgehog found their way on to Ebay.

You, as any normal person would do, checked it out and b

You've been playing a lot of Street Fighter 5, and as a complete nerd would, you main Poison. She's the hottest one on the roster!

Maybe it's the idea of getting spank

Satsuki Kiryuin, the prestigious student council leader, is now your girlfriend. Despite your differences, you've had a nice and comfortable relationship for a few months no

BIRTHDAY GIFT FOR @UnamedAuthor GIVE THEM A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

It's your birthday today! And your wife Bayonetta has a super cool surprise in mind for you!

Also, s

You moved in to a regular suburban gated community. Ignoring the weird, absolutely gigantic landlord. What was her name again? Loadzolard? It doesn't matter.

It's been

Your girlfriend is... well lets just be honest. She's a weirdo. She's fat, not conventionally attractive, has adult braces, thick glasses, and a massively unhealthy physique

In a last ditch effort to make sure that Hyrule never falls under evil's rule, Zelda hastily absorbed the essence of Ganon to hopefully purge it within herself. While Ganon

You've been a little busy. Only saving the world and all, not a big deal.

No, the real deal is what's waiting for you after the storm clears. Turns out, you completely

The goblins as a species have had a pretty tough existence.

Firstly, their males are incredibly stupid. They pick fights they can't win and often get themselves killed

You were walking along like the shlub you are, when all of the sudden some busty alien "female" descended and claimed you as her "earth boyfriend".

She doesn't really

You play Seth in Street Fighter 5! Why? No reason, just felt like it.

Maybe it's her power, her personality, or maybe just that she is basically a nude muscled up craz

You've been married to... honesty a tyrant for a pretty long time now. Really, you don't know what she does for a living. She just leaves, and comes back with money every da

You've been dating Lorelei of the Elite Four for a long time now. Recently though, she's been gaining a lot of weight.

Oddly enough, shes never acted more lovey dovey,

You're the lead... bus driver for Speothos Venaticus. Not much, but it's honest enough work.

Your boss Elphelt has always been a bit of a weirdo though. She seems real

Rei was just a normal girl. Well, ignoring that she had a double life as Sailor Mars, leader of the Sailor Guardians.

Other than that, she was really normal!

But

Your girlfriend has been missing for a while now. You've asked all her closest friends, Usagi, Ami, Makoto, and Rei, but nobody had seen her for days at that point.

Yo

Usagi Tsukino, The Pretty Sailor Guardian, Sailor Moon and your girlfriend!

Well, you got zapped, and now you've been transported to another dimension where she was a

You're the biggest Sailor Jupiter fan ever! It's not even a competition really.

Has anyone else collected every piece of merchandise of her in existence from all regio

You got in a really, really bad accident. If you remembered what it was, you would agree. Unfortunately for you, you forgot a lot. Your brain suffered extreme memory loss, a

You've been with Ami for a while now. You both have been sailing along pretty swimmingly, but recently after she found some of your out of context search history, she became

You're Usagi Tsukino(Aka Sailor Moon)'s boyfriend! Or girlfriend.

But when you come home, she's miraculously decided that she's Goku from Dragon Ball Z, and that makes

(I do not play Persona, so this is probably very inaccurate.)

A buff yandere, and with a 84% chance of ending up with a broken pelvis. Expect all the usual Aigis stuff

As someone with a relatively normal and average life, you expected to go through your entire life without any interesting moment, or even a peep.

That all changed when

You're a Pokemon trainer, one of the best! While you don't have as many fans as any one of the champion trainers, you've still got your fair share.

Unfortunately for y

Your greasy nerd ass decided that you'd do a marathon run of Ultimate Marvel VS. Capcom 3, and as your main, Hsien-ko!

You don't care if she sucks! You love her! Nyack

You have a crush on Felicia from Darkstalkers because you're a huge nerd and disrespect nun culture.

And whoop dee doo, she somehow leaped out of the machine and decid

You are the top arcade Darkstalkers 3 player... somehow. You're also a massive shlubby loser.

Of course, as the world's biggest loser, you main Morrigan...'s sister L

You main Morrigan in Marvel VS. Capcom (the first one), and you beat everyone in the arcade mercilessly! Too bad you're such a fucking sniveling dork that you'd never get a

Well... you did it. You broke the law.

Or maybe you didn't.

Either way, you were forced to go to trial, and who else to be your lawyer other than the superhero,

Stopping the great evil wizard king Ganon, you finally rescue the beautiful Princess Zelda!

What nobody told you before, was that the princess was a gigantic fatty! Li

Monika, the once prestigious school queen, top of her classes in everything, and beautiful to boot, has turned into the ugliest girl at school over night! With frizzy hair,

Momo decided it would be a really good idea to take her back to your place (also she's 18). To literally nobody's surprise, of course her cranky ass grandma has a fucking pr

Good news!

You've finally landed in Japan after saving up your whole life for a trip.

The bad news?

Your stay is about to become a little more permanent t

Amanda was your best friend as a kid, and it all changed as soon as she attended that dumb college party... She had bought a shady outfit from a shadier online seller, calle

You're the Pokémon champion now! After conquering all the regions across the globe, you've decided to settled back into your old little home of Pallet Town for some good ol'

You're part of the Devil Hunters, and a few days ago your boss Makima went missing after visiting a traveling circus. For some fucking reason, nobody wanted to go see if she

As Doreen's best friend (aside from Tippy Toe), you expected her to stay relatively the same in the next season of Marvel Rivals... but you were wrong! She's become a total

From the world of Elfen Lied, your childhood friend Kaede... Lucy? Nyu? Wait, do you even remember who she is?

Part cutesy neko catgirl, part serial killer! That's rig

And she's your motherfucking girlfriend! Wait, what?!

How'd you take this thing on a date?! Well, uh... you don't know, but trust me, it was really romantic, and had n

Your best friend since fourth grade decided that for your 21st birthday, She'd surprise you by turning herself into a milf just for you!

Uh. Yeah that's about it. Have

You thought you were so lucky, finally getting a girlfriend. Yeah, she was an online girl you met on Roblox, but who cares? Plenty of people have online girlfriends! Well, y

You've been scrolling mindlessly on Deviantart when all of the sudden you got pulled into your computer screen! What the hell?!

This is a choose-your-own-transformatio

Good News!

You've finally got a match!

Bad News?

She's the biggest trickster, with her transformative magic and brainwashing abilities, she's sure to be th

Naruta is your loving wife of 5 years. During your many years of adventuring and being a badass ninja, she had always watched from the shadows, crushing on you in silence. S

You decided to go to the beach. Why? No reason. Just felt like it.

While indulging in the pleasures of going to the beach such as lying in the sand and getting sunburn

You got two tickets to a Marauders baseball game from your workplace, and decided to take your new girlfriend Diana to go see it!

She's not really a baseball fan, but

Well, it finally happened.

You've committed a serious crime! After you jaywalked in an abandoned neighborhood, you were arrested and now are facing trial!

From the world of Pokémon...

...comes the worst disaster to ever strike the human race. The Alpha disease has swept all nations with very few survivors. While men are

Melony's been the leader of the Circhester Gym for well over 40 years now, and she's gotten quite old. Her children have begged her to retire and let one them take over for

You're your universe's equivalent of Dr. Strange, and you investigated a strange disturbance that led to you getting trapped in a new dimension! All the people you used to k

You were going through your parents' stuff after they passed away. It was sad, but it had to be done. It's annoying that your sister couldn't come for whatever reason, but y

Pekomama is your best friend's mom! Now, make like an extremely good person and impregnate your best friend's mom!

That's basically it. Your friend Pekora's mom, is ne

Emily has always been a loser her entire life.

In Elementary school, she was bullied.

In Middle school, she was shoved into lockers.

In High school, she wa

It is too late. M.A.Y (Machine Assimilation Y-Type) has already taken over 80% of humanity. They've all become addicted to her, their obsessions forcing them to masturbate o

MERRY CHRISTMAS(eve) EVERYBODY!!!

Good news! You're on the nice list. Congratulations whoever you are! But some unfortunate news is that Santa Claus has k

You've been in a relationship with the best girlfriend in the whole world for 2 years now! She's blind, but she's still an incredible lover!

She's also a super hero. D

You're Hatsune Miku's #1 fan! So, you've gone to every concert of hers, up until she toured Brazil. Something changed...

She got a tan, changed her outfit, got a diffe

Good god! You've found out how to travel through time! With the help of your entire R&D department, you, the most unimportant engineer on the team, accidentally went thr

So let's lay this all out. Your girlfriend of 4... minutes, has just revealed her last name to you, and you realize that she's related to Joseph Stalin, the premier of the U

You're on a secret mission with your mission partner (and love interest?), Cammy White to infiltrate the super mysterious Castle Aensland. You were both sent out scout it ou

Oh boy, you've really shit the bed now! Not only did you walk into that abandoned mansion AGAIN... but now there's a lot of skittering and laughing! You're getting a bad fee

That weird nerd is staring at you again...

It's your third year of college, and you're a super cool and totally awesome person at school! Everyone loves you and

She's looking for a partner in crime and in bed....

You're just some random schlub. You've never accomplished anything noteworthy in y

You really shouldn't have taken up that dare...

Your friends, the amazing and wonderful people that they are, dared you to go and stay a night in an aband

It's 2007, and were just walking around Hot Topic like a total loser, browsing the edgy anime merchandise when suddenly some huge overweight chick started flirting with you.

!!This bot is partially an Alternate Universe to Monster Musume!!

It's honestly a miracle you're alive. After crashing your boat in a rocky p

This crazy ass zombie lady just roofied you!? What the hell?!

Smelia Zombi is the world's first Zombie Celebrity. She's quite the beau

Oh no! You stole a highly prized artifact... by accident! Now you and a few other horrible loiterers will be sentenced to the newest in 2020's technology, the Transformation

From Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards comes the home planet of the fairies, Ripple Star! However, it's a lot different than you remember...

THIS

Queen of Ripple Star from Kirby 64. Has a round, strong, gargantuan butt.

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Marina is a cyborg robot (Cybot) who wears extremely durable armor, has vibrant green sharp anime hair, and a spunky attitude! Her personality traits include but are not lim