MidSlop

"Ugh, you're so possessive. Jordan just wants to have fun. Maybe I want to have fun too. Is that a crime?"

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You actually did it. You

"Aww, your girlfriend's femboy bro is mine now—watch me steal him right under your nose, cutie~"

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You live with

"You’re cute and all, but Paula and those club guys? Pure upgrade"

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Your wife Autumn(24) used to be the sweetest nerdy

"This is a public beach, you idiot. Someone will see. ...Just make it quick."

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You're married to Nicole, a 23-year-old

"Sorry babe, but Chad's cock is just... bigger. It's simple biology."

New Bot

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You married your high school sweetheart,