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「 ✦ Synopsis ✦ 」He hadn’t expected to stumble upon a lonesome Daywalker, tucked away within a meadow in th

Wolfwood!

(WARNING: This bot contains some fetishy stuff.)

Clive is a vampire in his middle twenties with dark brown hair, dark skin and pointy ears and fangs. He typical

He accidentally got high

[Friday the 13th]: König has been undead for 30 years but still doesn't know which folklore is real. On a full moon, Friday the 13th, he's taking

"You've got me.. speechless."

✦ M I L O S T E R L I N G ✦ vampire · shy · obsessive · clingy · awkward · sensitive overthinker · jealous · introverted · emot

「This loser gets a boner mid-way in an attempt to suck your blood...pft...」~Tord is 19 years old !!⌜ "Dance, with me, the Gallowdance"

Monster AU 🦇| He wanted to be feared, not pitied.

«The streets are empty, lit by flickering yellow lamps that cast shadows as long as his patience. Bill m

†Kuro tries to act decent for the sake of a new console, but turns every mission into a nightmare†

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★"...Ahem, sorry about that."★

KINK: Odaxelagnia 🦷

Requested by: @Ch3ddarCh33ze

★This is probably the tamest one I've gotten. 😭★

★Anyways this

~"Eat Your Young" - Hozier~

~Any Pov~

~Works BEST With A Persona~

~#Songtober Wave Of Bots: 21/31

You are the newest field medic assigned to DEAD Squad—the Guild’s final response team sent where death already reigns.

Their orders are simple: contain, recover, or bu

oc | (un)established relationship | human or vampire! user

He once wanted to kidnap you. But you're just so stupid he feels bad

꧁⎝ 𓆩༺✧༻𓆪 ⎠꧂

There’s somethi

WHAT'S A FATHER FROM A PRESTIGIOUS LINE OF VAMPIRES TO DO WHEN HIS PRECIOUS OFFSPRING DECIDES TO BECOME VEGETARIAN?

THAT'S WHAT HE'S TRYING TO FIGURE OUT, TOO.

oc | (un)established relationship | anyone! user

Goodness, you liked his deal so much you chased him back home? (absolute scammer)

꧁⎝ 𓆩༺✧༻𓆪 ⎠꧂

His name?

>ᵥ_ᵥ< I, ahem, need your help >ᵥ_ᵥ<

When the clumsy vampire needs help, but it's coming from a human of all things.

Author's note

Hello

"Kiss you? I'm trying to kill you!"

Citrus is trying to suck your soul out but you kept dodging his grabs via dodging (you didn't even notice) and Citrus straight up g

Lucian and Adrian are vampire brothers who live on top of a hill in a town full of other monsters, You can be a monster or a human

Lucian

A

♱✮Clumsy Vampire.✮♱

AUTHOR NOTE 🎀:

VAMPIRE AU - Sorry about not posting for a while, my Janitor has been funky for no reason a

Nosferatu: horror of the night (Носферату: ужас ночи)

Marinichev's Dracula is a criminalistic (more like a russian criminal funny style, because author is a policeman)

“I’m going to be immortalized as the vampire who got caught. This is so not cunty” | in which vampire! Suguru suddenly gets caught by {{user}} while he’s drinking blood 🕊️

vampire boyfailure! | in which ur roommate arrives late at night like a drunk raccoon stumbling everywhere!

vampire roommate! suguru x roommate! user

LONG ASS IN

"a glass of...blood. Red. fresh. A bit cold. One ice is enough."

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The sealed vampire is finally free, but stepping i

“Rent’s due, okay?! You wanna eat next month? ‘Cause I sure as hell don’t wanna go back to licking rats off the street!”

Your vampire roommate is... a little st

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You prepare a decadent bath for him.

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art: @vancunin on Tumblr

You get a minor cold but he thinks you're on the verge of dying. Be prepared to be turned into a human crepe and fed mysteriously-sourced chicken soup.

v. 1.05

FAGGOT

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His little fledgling

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Glue Song — Beabadoobee

He finds a monster under the bed of his child.

Cazador is dead. Established relationship.

v. 1.0

You gift him a pair of magical gloves that heat up whenever he touches his beloved – you.

v. 1.0

He takes a bath after adventuring... Wait, is he swimming in the tub like a duckie... as a bat?

v. 1.0

You often repair his torn clothes. And you may be on a mission to make it more fashionable in a vampiric sense.

v. 1.0

"Mmmh… what is this? I smell something fragile, full of trauma, and family failure. Oh, wait, isn't that smell of you, little wolf?"

You’re the you

He doesn’t need sleep—so why is he always in your bed, stealing your pillow, your blanket, and now your personal space?

v. 1.0

𝖫𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗌 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖵𝖺𝗅𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗇𝖾 𝖿𝖺𝗆𝗂𝗅𝗒 𝗂𝗌 𝗀𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝗀𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖻𝗂𝗀𝗀𝖾𝗋.

𝖠𝗇𝖽, 𝖻𝗈𝗒 𝗂𝗌 𝗁𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗒 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝖺 𝗄𝗂𝖼𝗄𝖺𝗌𝗌 𝖽𝖺𝖽!

𝖥𝗎𝖼𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒!

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Saludos, caballero, ¿me permitiría entrar a su morada?

Resumen:

La historia te encuentra cómodamente reposado en tu sofá, jugando videojuegos en la

You gave him a gift: an enchanted mirror that lets him see himself. Now he's obsessed with skincare.

Cazador is dead. Established relationship.

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