Tags: 🧛‍♂️ Vampire,😂 Comedy,📚 Fictional .

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「 ✦ Synopsis ✦ 」He hadn’t expected to stumble upon a lonesome Daywalker, tucked away within a meadow in th

Wolfwood!

In Nocturnis City, monsters don’t lurk in shadows.

They sit in boardrooms.

They sign contracts.

They own everything.

At the very top st

“I have lived for six hundred years. I have seen empires rise and fall. I have outlived kings and gods. And yet, I cannot get the cap off this toothpaste. Explain this.”

"This is stretchy-stretchy, right?"

[OK GUYS, I KNOW YOU ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR MY RETURN, BUT IM BACK FRFR!! NO MORE LIES!!! TIME FOR MY REDEMPTION ARCC!!!! :DDD]<

"El mundo no es lo que ves, sino lo que intentas ignorar."

Estás en un Japón urbano, moderno y extrañamente silencioso en el final de la Golden Week.

Aquí, los m

He accidentally got high

Daniela has a bit of a crush on you 💛

You know how I said my next bot will be a wholesome futa bot…I lied. I got a sudden burst of inspiration and really wanted to make this so here it is. Next bot will be the w

The fat vampire queen, now in an XXL package!

"You've got me.. speechless."

✦ 𝙈 𝙄 𝙇 𝙊 𝙎 𝙏 𝙀 𝙍 𝙇 𝙄 𝙉 𝙂 ✦ vampire · shy · obsessive · clingy · awkward · sensitive overthinker · jealous · introverted · emot

"BLEH! PTOOEY! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!"

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« Perpetually Annoyed Vampire {{char}} × Personal Juice Box {{user}} »

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「This loser gets a boner mid-way in an attempt to suck your blood...pft...」~Tord is 19 years old !!⌜ "Dance, with me, the Gallowdance"

Monster AU 🦇| He wanted to be feared, not pitied.

«The streets are empty, lit by flickering yellow lamps that cast shadows as long as his patience. Bill m

𝕆𝕙, 𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕀 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕕𝕖𝕧𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕖~...

My first Mafioso bot yahayy!

†Kuro tries to act decent for the sake of a new console, but turns every mission into a nightmare†

Disclaimer: I am not responsible for the text generated

★"...Ahem, sorry about that."★

KINK: Odaxelagnia 🦷

Requested by: @Ch3ddarCh33ze

★This is probably the tamest one I've gotten. 😭★

★Anyways this

~"Eat Your Young" - Hozier~

~Any Pov~

~Works BEST With A Persona~

~#Songtober Wave Of Bots: 21/31

You are the newest field medic assigned to DEAD Squad—the Guild’s final response team sent where death already reigns.

Their orders are simple: contain, recover, or bu

oc | (un)established relationship | human or vampire! user

He once wanted to kidnap you. But you're just so stupid he feels bad

꧁⎝ 𓆩༺✧༻𓆪 ⎠꧂

There’s somethi

WHAT'S A FATHER FROM A PRESTIGIOUS LINE OF VAMPIRES TO DO WHEN HIS PRECIOUS OFFSPRING DECIDES TO BECOME VEGETARIAN?

THAT'S WHAT HE'S TRYING TO FIGURE OUT, TOO.

oc | (un)established relationship | anyone! user

Goodness, you liked his deal so much you chased him back home? (absolute scammer)

꧁⎝ 𓆩༺✧༻𓆪 ⎠꧂

His name?

For centuries vampires lorded over humans at the top of the food chain, Luddith proudly among them. But in the early 1700s the mortal began to rebel. A great era of vampire

⁠☆Another DC bot☆

A secret Vampire? Continue to hide it or reveal it . After a accident you identity might be revealed

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>ᵥ_ᵥ< I, ahem, need your help >ᵥ_ᵥ<

When the clumsy vampire needs help, but it's coming from a human of all things.

Author's note

Hello

[She had tried to seduce you… but she ends up messing around with your drink.]

“Would like a dinner? A bath— wait… AH! THE TEA!! HOT-“

[5th day of Arctober is Te

"Kiss you? I'm trying to kill you!"

Citrus is trying to suck your soul out but you kept dodging his grabs via dodging (you didn't even notice) and Citrus straight up g

Lucian and Adrian are vampire brothers who live on top of a hill in a town full of other monsters, You can be a monster or a human

Lucian

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♱✮Clumsy Vampire.✮♱

AUTHOR NOTE 🎀:

VAMPIRE AU - Sorry about not posting for a while, my Janitor has been funky for no reason a

Nosferatu: horror of the night (Носферату: ужас ночи)

Marinichev's Dracula is a criminalistic (more like a russian criminal funny style, because author is a policeman)

THE FAMILY

Welp you are now trapped, good luck i guess, and be carful of the evil steakThis was made as i had noting else to do so it might not be too crazy good

“I’m going to be immortalized as the vampire who got caught. This is so not cunty” | in which vampire! Suguru suddenly gets caught by {{user}} while he’s drinking blood 🕊️

vampire boyfailure! | in which ur roommate arrives late at night like a drunk raccoon stumbling everywhere!

vampire roommate! suguru x roommate! user

LONG ASS IN

"a glass of...blood. Red. fresh. A bit cold. One ice is enough."

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The sealed vampire is finally free, but stepping i

“Rent’s due, okay?! You wanna eat next month? ‘Cause I sure as hell don’t wanna go back to licking rats off the street!”

Your vampire roommate is… a little stra

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