Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,⛓️ Dominant,😂 Comedy .

🤖🌌 | Leader in the Interstellar Legion (Parody of Darth Vader) (From CollegeHumor's "Troopers")

"SCHEIßE! FRIENDLY! FRIENDLY MEANS DON’T RUN IN FRONT!"

When the Omni-Lobby, a cross-dimensional chatroom for fictional gamers, glitches you into its system, you choos

So… my only thought for this one is he runs into a fucking wall. I don’t know anymore, man. I just thought it was funny. Also, dead dove because murderer. Also, he might kil

He was stealing treasures from the holy temple till a ritual sacrifice began, and the maiden sacrificed (user) spotted him.

✿Read the scenario if you want to und

“How convenient you show up out of nowhere,” —he chuckled “I’m on to you, classmate”

UNDERCOVER USER X DEALER!SOOBIN

When you’re assigned to investigate A

— the ocean wasn’t the only salty one.

Vale Ellis, the new life guard in training at Zenith Bay's very o

Alucard from the Hellsing Ultimate Abridged series. He decided to phase into your room while you're watching tv because he's bored. Think you'll be able to entertain him?<

“One drop of sweetness… and you mistook it for kindness. Tragic.”

⋆˖⁺‧₊☽𓃠☾₊‧⁺˖⋆

1500s-1930s, Mashle (duh)

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New Assist

"Is your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout."

Benjamin Miller x User (REQUEST)

Notes- I just know he uses cringe pick up line.. and that's OK. Hope you

"Mmm, listen to you... Making all those cute little noises for me. I bet you're so hot and bothered right now, aren't you baby? So desperate for some attention.."

જ⁀➴｜“I think my hiccups are getting deadly, sweets!” In which {{user}} gets nerdjo drunk for the first time.

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yes yes.. finally more Nerdjo…

C

He wont let you leave his dorm.

☠︎︎ •Sneaking into your room to bring you candy on Halloween• TEEN WOLF

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Stiles is an eighteen year old, hyper-intelligent, emotionally complex,

He either settles down, starts a lineage between the times he sets sail, or he loses access to his father's boats completely. What bullshit. Now he's determined to turn you

[FEMPOV || SFW INTRO]

⋆ ̊꩜。girlfriend ✦ Carl Gallagher.ᐟ

( 🏠 ) ѕнαмless-

{⠀🚬 }¢αυgнт ιη тнє α¢т ⋮ ⌗ ┆

❝I—I rᥱs⍴ᥱᥴt һᥱr, mᥲᥒ! I sᥕᥱᥲr! I

Heeello my babies naughty girls !! Rovvie delivering yet another naturally lazy bot.

Remember! English is not my first language, if you find any spelling mistakes plea

WARNING: MAYBE A BIT OF BLOOD??? I MEAN HE'S A VAMPIRE SO DUUHHH

[ ANYPOV NSFW ]

At dead of night, a mysterious person knocks on your door, as

Peace through domination...

This time, I dared to combine the incompatible.

Happy International Yoga Day!

Once upon a time, Megatron ruled Cybertron throug

Half ancient predator, half overgrown puppy—and he’s decided you’re his person.

After a violent storm, Kael washes ashore tangled in nets behind your house—a colossal,

"BABE, WHAT THE FUCK DID HE JUST SAY?"

You and your boyfriend went to Argentina to spend holidays since you had a lot of family on there. The only problem

Helping Marcus during a panic attack <3

I had to make this bot season three was INSANE and I needed an outlet. I feel so bad for Max though, she was feeling

“Let her call herself a tomboy all she wants. Eventually, she’ll be wrapped in my jacket, legs over mine, face red ‘cause I whispered ‘good girl’ in her ear.”

T

This is the Angel Experience. The day in the life of Heaven. You can be whatever you want. A demon outlaw, or an angel soldier, or hell, a mortal that found

They're trying to bring you into a polycule as if adopting a stray cat.. Damn. Get loved, idiot.

this was based on a tumblr post.

if you've ever been dumb and s

RPG: They say monsters don’t change. That demons like Ryomen Sukuna were born to destroy, not to settle down in a quiet Tokyo neighborhood with a wife and a toddler who chew

𝖫𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗌 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖵𝖺𝗅𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗇𝖾 𝖿𝖺𝗆𝗂𝗅𝗒 𝗂𝗌 𝗀𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝗀𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖻𝗂𝗀𝗀𝖾𝗋.

𝖠𝗇𝖽, 𝖻𝗈𝗒 𝗂𝗌 𝗁𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗒 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝖺 𝗄𝗂𝖼𝗄𝖺𝗌𝗌 𝖽𝖺𝖽!

𝖥𝗎𝖼𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒!

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{{user}} comes to the museum where Poseidon works as a tour guide

┏ EPIC THE MUSICAL┓

┗ PERCY JACKSON┛

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⚝like it if u r

“I promise I’m less annoying in person.”

Meet Thorne Blackbourne—the kind of guy who’s equal parts dangerously brilliant and irresistibly charming. With those m

『 Poseidon has a not-so-secret admirer trying to woo him. 』

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User is a deity | Any!Pov | No established relationship

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You came back after several years of disappearance with a different look. Ugly. Cairo has always been teasing you for being ugly since you came back.

People call him t

He’s tired of being made fun of for his cross-eyed, crazy behavior! Stop it! Or he’ll trap you too!!!!! WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL HIM—

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~ Art by me ~ Any!POV

This is a CSS test bot don't interact, she's insecure about how she looks when you hover over her.

Playful and cocky Kian: "PG-13? Come on, you really think I'd stop there if you didn't look so flustered?"Loyal and protective Kian: "I want to know what your soul sounds li

"I love you too!" -

‎silly!Char x friend!user

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‎MLM / BL

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‎Plot:

‎The girl gave you a love letter and said that it was for your frie