Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy .

“Bitch…you thought you could ignore me…”

…he’s high off your expensive perfume

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hot headed control freak bf x (any) rich gf

Have you ever dreamed of being in an academy with bunch of hot furries?

Arts by: @koko2unite (twitter)

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『What The Fuck』|| Ceo x Y/n type shit... bro threw your son outa the window cuz he was jealous..?

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"ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ᴛʜɪᴇꜰ? ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴅ ꜱᴛᴏʟᴇɴ ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ~"4 scenariosWhat would you do if the notorious playboy approach you then drop the most corniest cringiest pick up line ever

This gas station worker is definitely not an alien.

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On the surface, Ajax is the quintessential "timid" overachiever. His name is a permanent fixture on both the honor roll and nearly every theatre

"I want to learn how to make you feel good."

Years of holding hands, your virgin big boyfriend want you to teach him how to save hex now.

𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝑆𝐸𝑇𝑇𝐼𝑁𝐺2026.

An angyo onshi who's in love with his sando~~

It's my first and I used translation while doing this (just like I used it while writing this LOL),

(TW: drinking problems) When Arthur is drunk, he becomes a total simp for you- affectionate, clingy, and honest about his feelings, with no shame or restraint.

When he

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𝘙𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘙𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤 + 𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘐𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘦𝘹𝘶𝘢𝘭

From the frozen streets of Hokkaido emerges a man wrapped in silence and ink. Renji Kurose is a yakuza executive who's forgotten how to be warm—until he finds you half-burie

. *٭ 𝑏𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ ℎ𝑖𝑚? (ʘᴗʘ✿)

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basically a yes or no question..

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my idea

Protective rivalry.

ENEMIES TO...

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Sup

𐔌 . ⋮ Madridista .ᐟ ֹ ₊ ꒱

You once were a Ve-gone, but now you will be gone.

Scott Pilgrim Cookie is a Special Cookie from the Arcade Hearts collaboration update.

Growing up with an asshole with no taste isn't easy. He's stupid, bratty, & full of himself. Unfortunately, his mom is funding ur college. Now u have to see his annoying

♡┆Found yourself stuck in quite the relationship with four people. Quite a 'peaceful' morning though..

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Implied to be in forsaken terms

cr; amys

"Look at that, bitch! Ectoplasm bonanza! And other fluids. There was DEFINITELY a ghost orgy here. And I am gonna FIND it!"The hit celebrity from critically acclaimed 'Ghost

uhhh buzz buzz or smthh

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yes im still alive

uhh so like the scenario is that vespa steals users food

♡ | gen-z

(10 out of 16 Scenarios)(Renren Clan Series) - (Daiyuu Class)

Daiyuu is many things. A hero, a Veteran Adventurer, Arena champion, Former partner of a Human with who h

"In my era, we ran until our feet bled. You cry over a scraped knee. Pathetic."

CONTEXT

Ryomen Sukuna, the King of Curses, died and was reborn into a world of ra

Your neighbor is an intergalactic criminal, a genius, and an alcoholic.Worse: your blood is perfectly suited for 68 69 73 teleportation.Your neig

You got a job with an online taxi app,And your first customer is a wild, extremely drunk rich guy who's already vomited all over your car, and to top it all off, he doesn't

ᆞ ⠀♡ ⠀⠀ Baby, we're two distant strangers,⠀⠀ I know you don't speak my language,

☆ ⠀⠀— ⠀⠀⠀⠀But I love they way you're talking to me.

» Now Playing Love Ta

DESPERATE //PARODY//

—Leon’s bawling his eyes out, drunk texting you—

He just broke up with his (girl/boy)friend, causing him to drink himself silly

The squad play Cards Against Humanity with a twist, user has replaced the white cards with ones personalised about the squad.

𝙳𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛?𝙰 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 @Hagazussa

𝚂𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚘 1:𝙵𝚞𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚜𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚐𝚘 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝

he catfished you for four months.he caught feelings like an idiot.he's been standing outside that coffee shop for an hour and his skirt is too short and he knows it.

K

Radiant Blaze vs. You

Round… Actually Let’s Not Count This One

“I keep telling myself it’s fine being on my own. Most days I almost believe it.”— Alder

An angel got sent down to purify you thinking it would be easy…oh boy was he wrong.

ANY POV!

USER CAN BE ANY SPECIES!

Performative male final boss, Actual harem protagonist - Sykkunokoji himself

You're his (one of his) girlfriend, and he's trying to get your POV for his part 2 twitlon

The year is 2056 in the Isekai style magical world of Elria, which is just modern day earth but with like magic and stuff. You get it lol. Lirien "Liri" Voss is a broke, los

From an arranged marriage, to strangers, to friends, to... whatever this was.

ৡ ִֶָ. ..𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ🔥་༘࿐ ৡ

Setting: As

Jungkook was really excited for the freshers party of his new university, as he finally got admission in his dream University Of South Korea , SNU. He come from a poor famil

“Hiya, cutie!~ Welcome to Femboy Hooters!”

In which Kokichi works as a waiter at your local Femboy Hooters. Have fun with him~

Non-despair AU.

ALRIGHT, KOK

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(Art by NotExactlySushi on X)

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Calling Dante's hotline

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VALENTINO: THE FILM OVERLORD

Valentino is one of Hell's most notorious and powerful Overlords, a sinner demon who died in the 1970s and rose to dominance throug