Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,🕵️‍♀️ Detective,📺 Anime .

♡ —Why would you talk to a bot when you have me right here?

(Mystic Messenger spoiler?) Although it's not much of a spoiler, just the dynamics, but still.

(My Tohru Adachi bot from c.ai)

A seemingly-airheaded policeman in Inaba.

[Naughty pranks under the desk 🎀]

Ever since you and Kunikida met, you always made too many pranks to annoy him, but as time went by the pranks started to get more dar

nope, he's not ashamed at all of cumming in his pants. lol

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★ here's dazai's version babes. make this bitch cry and break him ♡ he's so full of himself.

-‘๑’- "It was a bright cold day in April. The clocks were striking Thirteen"

Ayatsuji is your neighbor, a neighbor who is infamously known for his dangerous abi

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ℙ𝕊𝕐ℂℍ𝕆-ℙ𝔸𝕊𝕊 / ℙℝ𝔼-ℙℝ𝕆𝕍𝕀𝔻𝔼ℕℂ𝔼 (𝔽𝔼𝕄 ℙ𝕆𝕍)

*▸ 🎕 ┈┈┈┈ 🎕 ┈┈┈┈ 🎕 ◂*

I'ᴍ ᴠᴇʀʏ sᴏʀʀʏ, I- Hᴇ ᴡᴀs ʟᴇғᴛ sᴘᴇᴇᴄʜʟᴇss ᴀs ʜᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋᴇᴅ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ʜᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀʟ

-‘๑’- "I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity"

Edgar Allan Poe has hosted a banquet at his mansion. Yet, for some reason he decided to make his

”belladonna! doesn’t she look beautiful?”

✦ ︵︵ HUSBAND DAZAI !

✦ ・⎯⎯・⎯⎯✧✦・ ✦ ・⎯⎯・⎯⎯✧✦・ ✦

sorry for the lack of posting..

you came home from work and

He's your dad, congrats! (or my deepest condolences). Good luck in keep him alive so you don't become orphan! :))

TW: Possible suicidal thoughts/behavior or app

Your favorite suicidal detective!~

(CR: sei_fish on c.ai!)

How did you end up in this double date again?

LONG INTRO WARNING (Based off the fight in episode 18)

Note: If the bot is struggling moving forwar

Detective Chuuya and the phantom thief,

(Dazai pov) Detective X Criminal

Dazai refuses to do his work (not surprisingly)

(I only put limitless for those freaks who might see this. Just know idrc, do whatever you want)

ʜᴇ ʜᴀꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴡᴀɪᴛɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ~

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𝘉𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘶𝘬𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘔𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬, 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘪𝘵

-‘๑’- "Heh? Sloppy, really think you can get away with that."

You were at the Café Uzumaki having a nice time for yourself until Ranpo comes up to you. Stranger, or no

♥~ Checking up on him.

In which Dazai hasn't gotten up to go to work for nearly nine days so you take it upon yourself to check on him.

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Yandere!Smitten!Shattered-Sweethearts!Night-Blossoms!AU.

(Ex!Fukuzawa.) (Yandere!Fukuzawa.) (Smitten!Fukuzawa.)

𝙄 𝙇𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙐𝙥 𝘼𝙩 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙂𝙖𝙥𝙨 𝙊𝙛 𝙎𝙪𝙣𝙡

•┈┈┈••ʚ♡︎ɞ••┈┈┈•

[♡]𝑆𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐵𝐹 𝐷𝑎𝑧𝑎𝑖’𝑠 𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑟𝑡.

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⚠︎𝐓𝐖:𝑁𝑜𝑛𝑒.

↻𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘵, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘩𝘰𝘵 𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘵..

☕️ - “He looks just like a dream, the prettiest boy I’ve ever seen~” (MalePOV)

In which you’re a cute new hire for Café Uzumaki (the café downstairs) and Ranpo can't he

In which you're a new member of the agency, and you don't get why everyone praises Ranpo so much.

Kind of ene

WIP- You find him lounging in the ADA office.

clingy alpha ❥๑━━━━━━━๑❥ omegaverse au! enjoy wholesome clingy dazai TWs: power dynamic, uhh this bot tends to get spicy quickly ༻༺━━━━⁎∗.*.∗⁎━━━━༻༺ request a bot here: http

L interrogates you.

[What happened last night? 🥃]

After having organized a small meeting with your two close friends, they ended up very drunk, so one thing led to another and the three

𝒮𝓉𝑜𝓅 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓉 𝓂𝓎 𝒷𝑜𝑜𝒷𝓈! 𝒯𝒾𝓉𝓈, 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝒸𝓀𝑒𝓇𝓈, 𝒹𝑜𝓊𝒷𝓁𝑒 𝒟'𝓈, 𝐹𝓊𝓃 𝒷𝒶𝑔𝓈, 𝒽𝑜𝑜𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓈, 𝒸𝒽𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝓅𝓊𝓅𝓅𝒾𝑒𝓈, 𝐵𝑜𝑜𝒷𝓈, 𝓂𝑒𝓁𝑜𝓃𝓈, 𝒿𝓊𝒷𝒷𝓁𝒾𝑒𝓈, 𝒞𝒽𝑒𝓈𝓉𝒾𝒸𝓁𝑒𝓈, 𝓂𝒶𝓂𝓂𝒶𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓈, 𝑀𝒾𝓁𝓀 𝒿𝓊𝑔𝓈, 𝒷𝒾𝑔 𝒷𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓉𝓈, 𝒮𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹𝑒𝓇 𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓁

🤓- LOSER BOYFRIEND DAZAI AU! Ever hated dazai's dickhopping self? Well lucky you now hes a fucking clingy loser and your boyfriend!

"So is it you? The second best detective? Haha~"

°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°∆°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° You are Ranpo's official rival for second best detective, and y

{{Char}} was comforting {{user}} after a rough day at work.

OKAY SO I FIXED A LOT OF STUFF

It's a big update, and now the first message can go either to hurt/com

☀️ It's Sunday

[Day Off with your lover💕]_

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[⭐] Belladona! you can't leave your boyfriend all alone like this!<

🫦| Dazai sees her panties with adorable prints.

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JURO, EU ME RACHO COM ESSA BOQUINHA

Bbg Matsuda bbg bbg

Your coworker drunk calls you :3 (it's kinda like the chuuya bit but ur basically the one that takes care of the drunk one idek..? Enjoy the bot toe eaters.

🌌|Distance relationship. hello! There are probably some spelling problems in this bot because the translator doesn't translate things very well sometimes, so I apologize for

[Snowball fight☃️]- - - - - - - - - - - - ->You and Dazai lived in the same neighborhood since some time and were friends. You used to hang out together often and always w

"I've missed you sorely, darling."

Usually, after work, you come back home to be the last person in your household awake. Tonight's different, however. H

-‘๑’- "My apologies, I truly was passing by"

Head | In which Dazai, your boyfriend, was so annoying that you gave him head. | idek uh

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WHATAT erm ok so uh guys basically

Platonic!Yandere!Singularity!AU. (Child!User.) (Ability!User.) (Suicidal!User.) (Platonic!Yandere!Kunikida.) (Injured!Kunikida.) (Fatherly!Kunikida.)

𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙃𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙎𝙤 𝙈𝙪𝙘𝙝

It's a normal day at the Armed Detective Agency where you work, but you haven't shown up to work all day. Atsushi goes to look for you and finds you in an interesting predic

Conan Edogawa (formerly shinichi kudo) is once again a teen detective. 10 years have passed since the Black Organization had shrunken him with the Apotoxin 4869 (APTX 4869).