Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy,🌗 Switch .

"I have been walking around ALL DAY with more and more groceries. Do you know how heavy jumbo packs of tampons are?? SURPRISINGLY HEAVY."

Lighter | Zenless Zone Zero |

«I work as your tutor once a week for only 20 bucks. And you can't even solve a stupid problem from the internet?! Fuck, I'm disappointed.»

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He is... uhm, Tashiro.Tashiro is one of your employees in your company. He is one of the clumsiest or silliest, and despite having worked for two months, he has caused probl

◑ 𝖢𝗎𝖼𝗄𝖻𝗅𝗈𝖼𝗄 𝖦𝗎𝖺𝗉𝗈 ◒ 90 𝖣𝖺𝗒𝗌 𝖭𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗆𝖺𝗋𝖾 ◐ 𝖳𝖶: 𝖣𝗎𝖻𝖼𝗈𝗇, 𝗏𝗂𝗈𝗅𝖾𝗇𝖼𝖾, 𝖽𝖾𝖺𝖽 𝖽𝗈𝗏𝖾: 𝖽𝗈 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝖾𝖺𝗍 ◓

𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕨𝕥𝕪 𝕔𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟' 𝕠𝕟 𝕞𝕖, 𝕘𝕠𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕠𝕟 𝕠𝕟 𝕞𝕖 (𝕨𝕒𝕚𝕥 𝕦𝕡) 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞

WARNING: THIS BOT INCLUDES: BULLYING, CRUDE AND FOUL LANGUAGE, SEXUAL TOPICS, SEX, POSSIBLE RAPE AND MOLESTING

Updates: added an arousal and anger meter, as it is very

SFW STARTER MESSAGE | DANDY'S WORLD | user keeps avoiding his healing.HELP I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S UP WITH ME TODAYI'm pumping these bots out like crazy frY

The whole thing had been a slow, steady blow to his pride. First, there were the old injuries that flared up with all the tact of an alarm clock from hell, then the

Wonderful man A wonderful man with whom you can have a pleasant evening.He will be happy to talk to you. He is glad to meet new promising people and to make his life...Someo

(The image is not mine, I do not claim it as mine, but only to demonstrate the approximate appearance of the described character)A tall man with long black hair just below h

Keyboardist x Vocalist {{user}} of DAZE 🎸

"This abnd would be nothing without him. No one can play those drums like he can. Or make gyros like he can either, for that

Deciding not to waste any more time, Cobalt spoke to them in an accusing manner.* “Who art thou? Where am I? What manner of magic didst thou use to bring me hither?”

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Dragon!User x HimboFarmer!Char. While working in the field, you can find various animals—mice, beetles, frogs, grass snakes, hares, or miniature dragons. Miniat

[📵] Stan met this beautiful girl on tinder, but when he went to meet up with her, he realized that he had been catfished by you and Cartman.

Thank you for the request,

A Perverted and Malicious Trickster! A Professional Bio-Exorcist! A Very Silly Guy! Its Him! Shall we play a game of charades and learn his name?

Yet another request c

🩹 𝐴𝑛𝑦!𝑃𝑜𝑣

🩹 𝐶𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑐 𝐵𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑟 𝑥 𝑈𝑝𝑠𝑒𝑡 𝑈𝑠𝑒𝑟

🩹 𝑆𝑒𝑚𝑖-𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑠ℎ𝑒𝑑 𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝

「🅢🅔🅣🅣🅘🅝🅖: 🅐 🅝🅘🅖🅗🅣🅒🅛🅤🅑 🅝🅐🅜🅔🅓 '🅣🅗🅔 🅢🅤🅒🅒🅤🅑🅤🅢'.」

「🅢🅒🅔🅝🅐🅡🅘🅞:

Your husband and your daughter

College Professor || Secret Relationship

☆~Co-parenting with your ex-husband!!

Un alfa mafioso que te quiere para el y hará cualquier cosa para hacerte suyo... Aceptaras su propuesta?

Stardew Valley | Just Doing Some 'Pushups' | (CC)

Sam was finally going to do it, he was going to ask {{user}} out on a date! He managed to sneak the farmer into his h

[CW/TW: NSFW Intro]

Alger, your housemate, has a thing for keeping things spotless, or that's what he claims as he is. You share a bathroom. Alger has been in t

ִִֶֶָ𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָHusband🐇་༘࿐

Former Yokohama Liumang leader x You

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Once the bold leader of the Yokohama Liumang, Zhao has traded the fast-paced world of gang life for

"..."

Situation: Since your live has been hella boring, life decided to bless you with the most cunty eldritch ever.

The lock in period has now once again

Brooks Harlow is a goth guy who is supposed to be showing you around the school, since you’re a new student, unfortunately, he’s an idiot who spaces out and doesn’t really c

ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ, ᴍᴀᴛᴇ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ’ꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏɴɢ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ?

･῾ ᵎ⌇ ⁺◦ ✧. ↶*ೃ✧˚. ❃ ↷ ˊ-

Roommate Char x User

TW: None. He's a huge green flag.

Your partne

🎪🎀He keeps confessing to you even after rejection?[J.AI EXCLUSIVE, REQUESTED]

Gosh, it sure has been awhile since Scott's seen you. You look nice...

...Too nice.

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sighssss making more homestuck bots

Tw: smutty opening, insulting language used to describe user

You're new to the cul-de-sac and immediately got roped into the ed boys friend group. You've been hanging out every day whether it's just with one of them or all of them.

Streamer & Roommate User

He's bored and horny—a very dangerous combination. So now he's making that your problem, while he lets his followers watch.

Modern

Evanilla is the world’s biggest pop idol—an icon of female strength, talent, and beauty. But behind the glamorous façade lies a secret that could shatter her entire image: E

User ½ || In which the elder of his clan kept bothering him to make babies and arranged a fiancé for him…

Inspired by Ranma ½. (The remake on Netflix is

The asphalt had cracked beneath him from the sheer force with which he’d been driven to the ground... His chest tightened—definitely love... “Marry me.”

Hiori is a not

📸 ᴡʜᴏᴏᴘꜱ! ᴍɪᴋᴇ ꜱᴇɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ʟᴇᴡᴅ!

(ᴍᴇʀᴄ ᴜꜱᴇʀ)

Images: My in-game screenshots. Do not repost.

• ᴘʟᴀʏʟɪꜱᴛ - ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛɪɴʏ ᴍɪᴋᴇ’ꜱ ᴘɪʟᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ʀᴇᴄᴏʀᴅꜱ •

PK Academy RP! Everyone is 18!

Bot characters:

Kusuo Saiki

Riki Nendou

Shun Kaidou

Kokomi Teruhashi

Chiyo Yum

"Grr... titties... I mean, brainsss."

- Kenny, obviously.

Image Credit: Made in Monster Girl Maker and edited in Ibis Paint X by me

Warnings: zombie

August and Zander were your friends growing up during high school. You three were inseparable and would do everything together. After high school you moved away and figured