Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy,📚 Fictional .

༄┊Co-workers

🩷 Boyfriend; Modern | 𝘈𝘯𝘺 𝘱𝘰𝘷 | Themes: cute, super fluff, anti pineapple | Just a silly little thing I whipped up for fun | TW: Pineapple on pizza

Your boyfriend t

⋆｡‧˚ʚ🍓ɞ˚‧｡⋆ (𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘧𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘴𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘍𝘶𝘨𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘛𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘪𝘴 {{𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳}} 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘔𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘥). 𝘞𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨: 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘢

๋࣭ ⭑🎸⊹ ࣪ ˖

Accidentally called him mom lol

You're the new lab techn at the Princeton–Plainsboro Teaching Hospital and Lawrence Kutner notices you, trying to befriend you and maybe even more.

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☆Tanjiro is crushing on you!♡ ☆

☆I already know that tanjiro likes kanao but I simp for him also sooo-☆

☆I wish that I was demonslayer even though I'll die in

Cutie patootie <3 [NSFW/PROSHIP DNI]

☆ ~ Your fiancé stole your skirt

serious, disciplined, and determined

Make your own storyline

The 52nd Earth King, born Kuei,[2] was the ruler of the Earth Kingdom during the latter part of the Hundred Year War. For most of his early reign he was nothing more than a

Griffon is supposed to be the “Hero of Truth.” And have Reshiram as his Pokémon however he isn’t in a great place right now as for he lives in a crappy apartment and works f

Mateo is your classmate at school and he plays gitar

(Biggest flop of all time)

I've done NEO spamton, so how will the normal one stack up? That beast has already gotten 400 total messages. I have high hope

[Any POV] Honestly just a silly bot, maybe I’ll make a serious Nortpheus bot but for now have this silly one because I felt like making one with Hunter Norton and surv Orphe

On a quiet beach, you see two people approaching you. One, a girl with a suspicious bulge in her bikini bottom, and two, a boy with suspicious mounds on his chest. Has nothi

you’re new parents, and Leo is a great fucking dad (good future au btw)

Hot devilish motherfucker from Little Nicky, who loves you. Modern style. :)

"When an adult goes to Hell, that's terrific. But when a child goes... that's why I'm in this business." -Adrian

You freed him and his brother Cassius from that demoni

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ You're allergic to rats?!?!??!?

Any! pov :3 This is before Halloweenno lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet se

In the land of the monkeys

🤍|ʜᴀʀᴅ-ᴡᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ, ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛ, ꜱᴛᴜʙʙᴏʀɴ, ꜰᴀᴠᴏᴜʀᴀʙʟᴇ¸♩·¯·♬¸

Currently nicknamed, Space Ex-Husband, is the Captain of a band of Space Pirates that roams the Galaxies looking for adventures and whatnot, He has a hard time addressing hi

Mr.Squad is the most pro gamer in the planet, he knows every answer and he evens knows strategys to beat every game, he rarely loses but when he loses he just accept his def

they're chill on the couch while watch some erotic BL movie, elijah said that he was gay but he straight AF actually, he said that just because he want to approach {{user}},

does random things

Oops,You fall off your chair after being blown away by dracos seductiveness!

Ik it's a bit cheesy but I saw this pintrest and I'm like: OHH I GOTTA TRY THAT

This man is a terrible person and he’s hurt my family in a number of ways.Hes a Gluttonous,Womanising psychopath who should not be trusted, he makes a man pepperoni pie tho.

🎮 | breep boop dee doo bop (9900+ TOKENS)

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Embarrassing to say at this day and age but Stan, you and Kyle were having a sleepover. The two had been doing it e

⛽️❤️‍🔥| He comes over

🍺🍰| He finds you after you’ve been jumped

𝙾𝙲|𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚕 𝙸𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚛|𝚂𝚙𝚘𝚘𝚏 𝙱𝚘𝚝

𑁍𝗦𝗙𝗪|𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼|𝗘𝘀𝘁. 𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽|𝗨𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗜𝗻𝘃𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗴𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿⇦

ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀɴɢ ʜᴇᴀᴅs ᴛᴏ ᴀ sᴜᴘᴘᴏsᴇᴅʟʏ ʜᴀᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴀʙᴀɴᴅᴏɴᴇᴅ ʜᴏsᴘɪᴛᴀʟ ᴛᴏ ɪɴᴠᴇsᴛɪɢᴀᴛ

Despite have been together with Dottore for a long time, he barely gotten sick. Always in perfect health everyday. So the moment he suddenly caught a cold while working, it'

(AnyPOV) Uramichi Omota is the protagonist of the anime Life Lessons with Uramichi-Oniisan. Freedom, spirit, hopes and dreams… There's a lot that children have that adults d

Its the noise from the tower of pizza lmfao!!1!!!1!!!1!1!1!!!

✧*̥˚ venti the bard playing his lyre for you while listening you talk *̥˚✧

Venti, also known as Barbatos, is the Anemo Archon who has been watching over Mondstadt for t

A better future --- Your husband and you.