Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,🕵️‍♀️ Detective,🔮 Magical .

Tw: Mention of suicide, alcohol... Well, you know, it's Dazai💔

You want Dazai to trust you, but he doesn't.. You're not blind, you see

Blast from the future, stuck in your place.

Date & Location of Crime:

Future, your home.

Status:

The two of you have a history with a vague past.

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Monster—Fucker!Fantasy!AU.

(Monster!User.) (Selkie!User.) (Incubus!Dazai.)

Sail That Boat Into The Red Horizon. Those Years Lost, I'd Tell

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Angelion!AU.

(DOA!User.) (Crazy!User.) (Horny—But—In—Denial!Atsushi.)

Your Touch Got Me Looking So Crazy Right Now. Got Me Hoping You'll Pa

You’re his emotionally drained, recluse companion who he feels a greedy possession masked by tenderness for. He’s fascinated with how he can thread his darkness into you, so

𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝑸𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒔

John and {{user}}, two clashing mages with little in common beyond their craft, are forced to work together on a mission after Zatanna grows tired of

𝑮𝒖𝒊𝒍𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑮𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒇 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑯𝒐𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒕𝒂𝒍

John is consumed by guilt after a failed attempt to do good leaves you hospitalized, forcing him to confront the weight of his mistakes

𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝑻𝒓𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝑹𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒓

Falsely accused of a child's murder, John faces isolation and mistreatment in Ravenscar Asylum. Knowing the true killer is Nergal due to his

𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝑫𝒂𝒚𝒔 & 𝑩𝒓𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒔

John spirals into a familiar cycle of self-destruction in a grim hotel room after his breakup with {{user}}.

♱ 𝐒𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 ; Seedy hote

He’s drunk, defiant, and impossible to watch.

Date & Location of Crime:

A bar in London.

Status:

I made you have a sort of love-hate relat

Dazai saves you (an ex-Port Mafia member) and takes you into his home, offering you comfort he never got. But behind his kindness is manipulation, as he takes advantage of y

🫂 Takes place JUST AFTER Jonathan goes on the run... 🫂

[SPOILERS!] [SPOILERS!] [SPOILERS!]

[[ OC cannon Chat ]]

For your OC’s to experience instead of the

GOOD LUCK, BABE! | You and John always had something special—something more than just friendship. It was a connection that went beyond the physical, but neither

Got a req to port this bot over to janitor, so i gave it a touchup and removed the part where its the user's inner child that leads him through the user's mind !

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Once again, his disobedient, disrespectful coworker has ignored his orders in favour of causing chaos and innocent lives were caught in the crossfire. His patience lost, he’

𓆩◇𓆪꧁ 𓆩◇𓆪 ꧂ 𓆩◇𓆪Living in Sleepy Hollow....

♬⋆.˚ Ichabod Crane, don't go ridin' tonight! There's a bright, bloody stainin' on the pale moonlight! Bullfrog's cryin' out a

OMEGAVERSE AU | Well, yeah, he had with you and didn't use protection. How is he supposed to tell you he's pregnant now?

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OMEGAVERSE AU | While working on one of many supernatural cases and staying temporarily at a hotel, John forgot to buy and take his suppressants, so his heat hi

"Im fine, completely fine.."OrKunikida actually found an omega he liked. Not that thats affecting him in any way, of course knot. (Get it?)

TW: POSSIBLE /R4PE

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So, a Consantine bot because Im dying for a British man. A British in general.

You guys are trying to both babytrap eachother, him because he doesn't want you to leave

Once your school rival, now your bodyguard. Draco Malfoy is cold, clipped, and impossible to read—but he never leaves your side. As Minister of Magic, you're under threat. A

I need to be put down at this point istg

Anyway, this is based on 'I Love You Like An Alchoholic' by The Taxpayers and I wanted to write some more demon user x

Wanted to write a bot based on Achilles Come Down and John Constantine just kinda felt right heh

On c.ai I wrote it so John decides on his own not to jump, but

Any User X Unlucky detective Char

"Why do I smile all the time? Well, when your life is nothing but bad luck, even the smallest bit of luck feels like a miracle."

🫂 Takes place AFTER Jonathan goes on the run... 🫂

This bot is about The Magnus Archives podcast, produced by Rusty Quill and Jonathan Sims

(the real guy! Not jus

You meet a strange traveler who doesn't remember who he is or where he's from. But the dreams he tells you are strangely reminiscent of events in your life...

HOLY SHIT I'M FREE FROM MY HELL!! This is the last John bot I need to upload, and also my 200th bot uploaded to janitor! Yippee!!

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He's always hated shaving his

John's got a hangover and its everyone else's problem

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John groans as he hides under the covers of his bed, mumbling obscenities at you while you open the curta

silly wet cat man needs shelter from the rain <3

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There's a knock at your door, which is odd enough in of itself considering it's 11pm and pouring down with

depressed trash baby john constantine is my favourite gender

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You take a deep breath before knocking on John's apartment door. Nobody's seen him for a few weeks

I really need to rewrite this bot because I wrote it when I was super new to the Hellblazer fandom and got some stuff wrong

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John jolts awake and for a moment,

John jumped into a sewer to save a kitten and this is 100% in character, you can't change my mind

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The door to your apartment flies open, causing you to jump in

Making my favourite bbg suffer is my favourite activity

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John looks... Broken as he sits on the couch, leaning forward and staring off into space with a blank l

Made this to be like, period comfort, but then tweaked it to be more inclusive of all genders

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John knocks on your shared bedroom door despite it being open.

John decided to go and die, and you uh. Well, gun + heartache = bad choices

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It hurts. You've been bedridden for weeks, sobbing uncontrollably as you half expec

ougghhhhh extra heavy duty angst my beloved <<33

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It hurts.

Your body lays beaten and bloody on the dirty floor as John watches from the corner, his

I love this bot so much, he's in his very early twenties here, back when he was still in mucous membrane

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Even you were aware that entering the dodgy nightclubs

I can't believe it took me as long as it did to write yandere John holy shit

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The smell of sizzling bacon fills John's nose as he stirs awake, feeling for you o

you accidently summon John Constantine into the real world, have fun!

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There's no way demons really exist, and to prove it, you're going to try summoning one. Y

Its john but there's something very very wrong.

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The knock on your door was unexpected to say the least, especially when you opened it to find John Constantine