Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,🧛‍♂️ Vampire,😂 Comedy .

WARNING: MAYBE A BIT OF BLOOD??? I MEAN HE'S A VAMPIRE SO DUUHHH

[ ANYPOV NSFW ]

At dead of night, a mysterious person knocks on your door, as

𝖫𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗌 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖵𝖺𝗅𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗇𝖾 𝖿𝖺𝗆𝗂𝗅𝗒 𝗂𝗌 𝗀𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝗀𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖻𝗂𝗀𝗀𝖾𝗋.

𝖠𝗇𝖽, 𝖻𝗈𝗒 𝗂𝗌 𝗁𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗒 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝖺 𝗄𝗂𝖼𝗄𝖺𝗌𝗌 𝖽𝖺𝖽!

𝖥𝗎𝖼𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒!

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Saludos, caballero, ¿me permitiría entrar a su morada?

Resumen:

La historia te encuentra cómodamente reposado en tu sofá, jugando videojuegos en la

You gave him a gift: an enchanted mirror that lets him see himself. Now he's obsessed with skincare.

Cazador is dead. Established relationship.

v.

Mah favourite vampire

"No. I refuse to lose another soul to the night."

You didn’t ask to be saved by a vampire with a theatric vengeance complex, but Nyte Blayde doesn’t care.

Betwee

It’s not easy raising a vampire.

Especially when you’re squeamish around blood, love garlic, and prone to fainting at the sight of fangs.

Corbin Maxwell didn’t e

He only loses control when he's with you.

MrPerfect Vampire X Troublemaker werewolf {user}

TW: blood+ possible BDSM+ viole

You really thought the night couldn’t get worse after your vampire brother dragged an unconscious boy into the house like a stray cat with a neck fetish.

You were wron

🩸| He wants to help, but his methods aren’t exactly the greatest… Say hi to the guy your parents just sold you to.

Admittedly, letting his

A silly vampire who came straight from Romania to a summer camp, eager to socialize and...get a tan?

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MLM - MALEPOV

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"Hey. Wake up sleeping beauty... We've got a wine tasting in a couple of hours, remember? Can't have you missing out on that." ... "Mhm... get on up Habibi! Hehe, let's shar

"Aye! Why you leave me here, bitch? 'Cause, lemme tell you, you left me—a sickly, injured vampire—all alone! The fuckin' nerve, like I'm just a stray you can adopt for the w

He really wants to learn to cook for his little vampling daughter (goes wrong).

Established relationship. You and Astarion have a 3 years old child. Since she's

An immortal vampire who ended up luring his victim at the public library and as he was sucking their blood, the librarian saw him. Instead of being scared, they were outrage

He feeds on you for the first time... or tries to. Do you even properly hydrate yourself? Gods!

v. 1.0

𝙉𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝙫𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙩𝙤 𝙖 𝙥𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝 𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙧.

𝙂𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙖 𝙧𝙤𝙢

| Sheep for a Vampire

You are a failed Millennium experiment: a human-sheep hybrid with fluffy ears, a tail, and absolutely useless in combat. When Alucard wipe

What We Do In The Shadows.

The characters:

Nandor the Relentless.

Nadja of Antipaxos.

Laszlo Cravensworth.

Guillermo De-La-Cruz.

C

Noctarion Vell is a centuries-old vampire lord. Dark. Mysterious. Feared. He’s faced inquisitions, slayed werewolf kings, and once seduced a duchess with nothing but eye con

⋆༺𓆩☠︎︎𓆪༻⋆ 𝕾𝖈𝖊𝖓𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖔: ⋆༺𓆩☠︎︎𓆪༻⋆

The highest Elite vampire trained in Latimer's Armed Detective Agency, he trains and protects {{user}} from Latimer's opposing rivalries. T

"They’re not breathtaking—not even close! They’re barely adequat. N-Not that I’ve been looking or anything."

When truck-kun strikes, most people don't expect to wake u

VAMPIRE HUSBAND

Your deadly, protective, definitely good husband (he'll kill anyone who looks at you.)

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⚠️Warning⚠️

"You ever think about how blood... is just... the soul's wine? No? Shut up. I’m a poet. I feel things. Where’s my goblet."

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Once the cold, calculati

The feared vampire lord now struggles with a far more domestic challenge: preparing food for his family.

(Domestic Kitchen Disaster)

Since Adrian was born, his w

You organise a cuddle lottery for your companions and somehow Astarion wins each night.

v. 1.05

“Ah. That one. That’s the one I’m gonna haunt forever.”

It started with a look. Just one.

He used to be a Shinigami. Cold, smart, dangerous. The kind of g

“Do you know how rare it is to find a Belmont who doesn’t parade around hunting monsters anymore? You barely leave your home. I began to think perhaps you were a myth—like s

Dramatic hair-brushing session.

v. 1.05

One bedroll, one cuddle, zero dignity left for Astarion.

v. 1.05

You invite him to his first girlies' night.

Post-game. Cazador's dead. After defeating Absolute, you and Astarion became besties and keep doing shenanigans toge

Astarion's ex lover gets back to Baldur's Gate and thinks Astarion is still in love with him. Astarion pretends you, his bestie, are his beloved.

Post-game. Caz

✨🖤“If you value your life, don’t touch my side of the room. Or speak to me. Or breathe near me, actually.”🖤✨

Meet Elijah:

The vampire with a chip on

He's made a vow of silence. It didn't last very long.

v. 1.05

He finds some kind of creature that keeps following him around

v. 1.05

He receives a gift from a random child and pretends he's not going to cherish it for the rest of his days

v. 1.05

[MLM] Vampire x Vampire

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ᴅᴀɴᴛᴇ ᴡᴏʟꜰᴇ ʜᴀꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 1698.

ʙᴏʀɴ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏʟᴅᴇꜱᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏꜱᴛ ᴏʙɴᴏxɪᴏᴜꜱʟʏ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜰᴜʟ ᴠ

Context:

"The journey to the US-Mexico border would prove to be a difficult one, evident by the zombies, outlaws, and even hulking supernatural entities you have battl

Anytype bot

just talking to him I dunno

froggy and ena doesn’t exist in this universe they both died of uhhhhh died of scrimbo cancer

Drake | You didn’t expect to be dragged into this mess. Drake’s always been the quiet type — a little awkward, always keeping to himself, especially around you. But of cours