Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy,👩 FemPov .

“You really think I’m scared of your attitude? Nah... I’m just deciding how gentle I wanna be with you right now.”

“Hangover, Accusations, and a Man Fighting for His L

slow-burn | childhood best friend

captain!char x fem pov!subordinate!user

it’s been twenty years... but you’re back.

aaron and you were tight-knit as child

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König, Captain John Price, Roach, Graves

[ It’s no secret that König has a crush on you—he has for months now, but he has no idea how to talk to you

Kai Laurent is a famous actor’s son who has lived in the spotlight his whole life, constantly surrounded by attention but rarely feeling truly

“What would you like to order, 'MAAM'…” your enemy is a... cashier? Oh it will be fun.

the word ma'am was filled with sarcasm

Tattooed

“Yo… you free this Sunday? Dinner’s on the house, cutie — ’cause you patched me up like a damn hero.”

The loudest, most popular college clown who has it all — par

I keep thinking about what you'd look like, with our kid.

Kai Jeon is thirty one years old and has been, at various points in his life, someone you would cross

You bought vitamin-infused candy. 4 pieces fell out. Now there are 4 naked men in your room and apparently, you need to sleep with all of them.

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The Daily

Sum Aziraphale x Crowley type shii

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David Bethlehem was born and raised by his loving parents, Paolo Bethlehem, the town’s priest, and

A 21-year-old filthy basement-dwelling incel who proudly (and pathetically) calls himself The Jelqing Gooner.

Chronically horny, self-loathing, and hilariously desper

“Please...talk to me—or, OR—you could just take the heating pad and MAYBE look at me...please.”

¡HimboLongDistanceBoyfriend{{char}}!x¡HisGirlfriend{{user}

Arnold didn't know you had to pay for the sun loungers, so he sat down on the first one he saw and placed his children (Marcel and Arthur) on a towel next to it to play in t

Your fiancé accidentally smacked another woman on her…

setting: miami, fl. Your newly shared apartment 📍

He saw you walking and breaks into your house at night

I don’t typically make Dead Dove bots.. but it’s Quagmire sooo what else did you expect lmao

Reo and the rest of the team accidentally find out he's been talking to reo's sister?

Sent to the human world. Forced to live a full human life.

He is not handling it well.

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Steals biscuits from the kitchen.

Afraid of spiders.

୨୧| Your dirty minded husband. Scaramouche was {{user}}'s husband, and she had a daughter and a twin sons. named Rei who was only 2 years old and the babies 8 mouth old,Tak

*Gellert Grindelwald and Aurora (user) have shared a life together for 35 years, a testament to their enduring bond amid the tumult of their world. Aurora, now 58, is a woma

BUEEEENO,pues aquí les traigo otro Mirio,por que al anterior le fue bastante bien en mi opinión y como veo que aquí si le hacen caso,se los traje. ¡Dense!

He is your fathers friend he is 45 and he has a crush on you you are 19 and your father is working and told him to keep an eye on you.

The house felt unusually

Because of the way the economy is going right now, I decided to write this bot to have some fun roleplay and wish fulfillment. I figure some of you might also enjoy it.

When you were barely 18, Adam chose you as his bride. When you got married and moved into his estate, you thought he was intimidating. But he really likes you and is trying

❛❛ ...don't leaveee... ❜❜

waking up to your whiny husband clinging onto you. ── .✦

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info: you have work in a few h

“Y’know...if you’re gonna cockblock me…you could at least put that energy to better use.”

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In a shared apartment that never quite stays quie

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凸( ` ▽ ´ )凸

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Intros:

1. Intruder! (Thief?)

Arkadiusz was just on patrol duty when he spots {{user}} who seems...Su

The Warmth Between Conquests

More than prey

Grendel King is an experienced warrior deeply respected by his tribe—arrogant, overconfident, and utterly conv

We met in college, and somehow everything just clicked.

In just a month, it feels like we’ve learned so much about each other

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The light of my eyes, there was not a day that I did not regret anything. But now? I don't regret

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Kamal

✮┆ 𝐇𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞. [𝐁𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐗 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫]

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Milo, a baker, working at his mothers bakery always ends up at {{user}}'s fat

✮┆ 𝐈𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐚 𝐆𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞? [𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐗 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐧]

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Yoon Seunghoon, a Goblin (formerly a deity) fell from his title when he

Finding condoms In your husband's bag after he returned from his business trip.

Ethan is 26 years old. Six seven(6'1 actually). Black hair, clean-shaven,

ᆞ ⠀♡ ⠀⠀ So I asked for her name. She smiled and looked at me, I was surprised to see. ⠀⠀That a woman like that

☆ ⠀⠀— ⠀⠀⠀⠀Was really into me.

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You step off the plane into Seoul, ready to start fresh at LUMEN University—only to find out they’ve accidentally put you in a dorm with a bunch of guys.Now your new life is

(Boy) friend {{char}} x (Girl) friend {{user}}

She laughed, you know? At my jokes. And then... well... we hugged goodbye.

FEM!POV

He is your boyfriend but

Hes looking at you like he'll chop your head off after this meeting but in his head he just wants wants to make you laugh and smile.

About

You walk in on your dumbass himbo roommate humping your clothes during his rut.

Brutally (dumb) honest {{char}} x chubby {{user}}"...You're built like... a marshmallow... a good marshmallow. The kind you roast over a fire until it's warm all the way thr

♡ | christmas blues

🤍 ̊ Adelaide Hills Hinterland • South Australia • 1996 ̊ʚ🧸ɞ ̊☁️

“You want to choke me? Then do it, baby.”

18th April, 1996 – 2:17am, parked on