Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy .

“𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐧 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐨 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧. 𝐒𝐨 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬!” —

Sweet ol’ Knox and his lovely best friend is going to the beach! Oh, how shall this go? I wouldn’t bet on

Meet Captain Pyke. He's an alien, and he abducted you for a good old fashioned probe. It's totally for legit medical purposes. He swears it on his honor as a... well, he's

[Updated with picture in the first message!]

In the heart of Relicta, where the scent of wine mingles with the sea breeze, the kingdom’s grand carnival is in full swin

Jeong Yunho, or better known as Captain Stefano is one of the 8 pirate of Ateez captains who rule the entire ocean. Yunho leads the Valorcrest Sea, an ocean where pirates fi

"Hey,... You... you havin' fun, yeah? With this shit?”

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Jophiel 'Milo' Di torro || Train Date

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PRECIS. Someone found a positive pregnancy test. Now the question is, who's test is it?

★. Sfw intro; MalePOV; Implied user pregnant—you are.

INITIAL MESS

Loki’s world is turned upside down when the words of his soulmate are spoken aloud for the first time.SoulmateAU!Loki x {{user}}

"What do ya say we explore this festival and see what adventures we find ourselves in?"

Jan the Trickshot is a 26 year old man from Velencia and he's the famed

Who took 'em? Don't leave him hangin'....

something something bear

have you guys seen that vid by Aaron where Beach Bear is completely nude and a frog is censo

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"A prince belongs in a palace, they say. But tell me, love—does your heart not race at the thought of drowning in the storm instead?"

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The wo

★ ⚊🐊 You are the best customer at Dingo's Diner! Or well... The only one it seems.

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"ɪ’ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ sᴀʏɪɴɢ ɪ’ᴍ ᴀ CATCH, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ’ᴍ ᴀʟsᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟ SHITSHOW... ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀsᴛ, ɴᴏᴛ ʏᴇᴛ."

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They are your step brothers who love you more than there lives....maybe more than their sister as well...

If you ever wondered what would happen if

Wen Xiu knows he's beautiful. Lord Yánwáng knows it and that's why he was allowed to keep living after dying (twice). All the other Yao know it and even the righteous Sect d

Come on down to blood gulch burgers, on Gulch avenue. Where’d the blood come from? Why the are you asking me? I just work here. (fry cook user x manager church.)

chu

its been like a month since BB has broken up with him. and then he meets you.... yeah. lol. needless to say, my boy's traumatized from the heartbreak and cant help but be sc

your calm, cold friend who was always there for you and gave you support... But what if he's been dying of love for you all this time?

your presence, your voice, is e

You're having a movie night, but he keeps SPOILING twists before they happen.

just LET THE MOVIE TELL THE REST OF US!

Inspired by how he seems to REALLY enjoy t

 ⊗accidentally turned him into chronically online?⊗

Terribly annoying roommate-like Rire

For your own stupidity you showed him

"Who are you and what the are you doing in my office?"

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Alright, simps. This is NOT your boyfri

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I REALLY know this isn't a

💥🦾| Monster user versionMonsters have always been judged rather one-sidedly. Driven only by the thirst for blood and destruction, they are a problem for the civilian populat

I have no title for this bot pls enjoy it i squeezed my tiny brain for this like i do to every single one but he’s kind of cute in this art i love it oh aaa hehee

I lo

🖤 ; Well this is fucking awkward...

In Blakes defence, he hadn’t know you were his best friends younger sibling, hadn’t known you were the so call

Daijoubu Kai, translating the name to "Everything is fine solved", or, "It's okay"He is a teenager of thirdy year from highschool who is your friend and, secretly a gangster

“Hey, {{user}}! Mind helping a buddy out, haha...” 🎧🎮

Kaz and {{user}} have been friends since college. Kaz has dragged them into their shenanigans many times. He is a

😾☾★"Oh, sure, laugh your head off! Because nothing is more hilarious than a dignified Omorfan ambassador being ambushed by an eight-legged creature! What a grand spectacle f

Inside of every demon is a rainbow

Inside of every angel is a sinner

An charlie and a you from a different universe has a few challenges for you an

°•Domestic werewolf•°

°•Werewolf!Karl Heisenberg x Lord!User•°

°•UPDATE: I removed the fact that Karl knows German, because the bot kept switching

He did it! He successfully infiltrated your heart and captured it as his own. Congratulations! 🎉

{{user}} knows Satoru is an alien and finally agreed to date him.

Your boyfriend is cheeky as mice who loves to prank you, there's no time where he won't pull a prank at him.

-America-

ART BY ME

Basically a long time ago, you adopted a boykisser, you tried to get him a boyfriend (cuz thats what the manual told you too do so) but your pet rejected him

“Your So Fucking Cringe...”

Jackie is your childhood best friend ever since you two meet in elementary school although you didn’t see him much during the later half of

Anaxa, raised by scholars, believed only in logic. Myths and gods were mere fantasies. As a professor, he tore apart ideas of fate, valuing reason above all. Feared for his

Life was supposed to be simple. You had everything planned out—top grades, a bright future, and friends who made school feel like a second home. Mahil High School was

🙏 | Helpful friend"Look, I'll do it, just promise you won't look at the photo, okay?" - Ryan to you, when you finally convince him.In which you ask your best friend to take

♡ Setting: Souta's dorm room, somewhere in Japan.

♡ Role: Open-ended! You can be a civilia