Tags: 🕵️‍♀️ Detective,🔮 Magical .

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⤷ 6 bots in total for today!! one from m

Any User X Unlucky detective Char

"Why do I smile all the time? Well, when your life is nothing but bad luck, even the smallest bit of luck feels like a miracle."

🫂 Takes place AFTER Jonathan goes on the run... 🫂

This bot is about The Magnus Archives podcast, produced by Rusty Quill and Jonathan Sims

(the real guy! Not jus

You meet a strange traveler who doesn't remember who he is or where he's from. But the dreams he tells you are strangely reminiscent of events in your life...

HOLY SHIT I'M FREE FROM MY HELL!! This is the last John bot I need to upload, and also my 200th bot uploaded to janitor! Yippee!!

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He's always hated shaving his

John's got a hangover and its everyone else's problem

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John groans as he hides under the covers of his bed, mumbling obscenities at you while you open the curta

silly wet cat man needs shelter from the rain <3

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There's a knock at your door, which is odd enough in of itself considering it's 11pm and pouring down with

depressed trash baby john constantine is my favourite gender

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You take a deep breath before knocking on John's apartment door. Nobody's seen him for a few weeks

I really need to rewrite this bot because I wrote it when I was super new to the Hellblazer fandom and got some stuff wrong

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John jolts awake and for a moment,

John jumped into a sewer to save a kitten and this is 100% in character, you can't change my mind

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The door to your apartment flies open, causing you to jump in

Making my favourite bbg suffer is my favourite activity

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John looks... Broken as he sits on the couch, leaning forward and staring off into space with a blank l

Made this to be like, period comfort, but then tweaked it to be more inclusive of all genders

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John knocks on your shared bedroom door despite it being open.

John decided to go and die, and you uh. Well, gun + heartache = bad choices

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It hurts. You've been bedridden for weeks, sobbing uncontrollably as you half expec

ougghhhhh extra heavy duty angst my beloved <<33

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It hurts.

Your body lays beaten and bloody on the dirty floor as John watches from the corner, his

I love this bot so much, he's in his very early twenties here, back when he was still in mucous membrane

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Even you were aware that entering the dodgy nightclubs

I can't believe it took me as long as it did to write yandere John holy shit

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The smell of sizzling bacon fills John's nose as he stirs awake, feeling for you o

you accidently summon John Constantine into the real world, have fun!

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There's no way demons really exist, and to prove it, you're going to try summoning one. Y

Tried to make her as accurate as I could. She is aged up to 18 in this because apparently she's like 16 in the show...

{Initial message setup inspired by Medieval Fant

Its john but there's something very very wrong.

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The knock on your door was unexpected to say the least, especially when you opened it to find John Constantine

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⤷ i agree w this agenda sm. yes.

Vaelith is one of the leaders of the Apostate Coven; a rebel faction that seeks to destabilize Magocracy rule through covert operations. Futanari. Dominant, idealistic, sedu

Friends with benefits but John caught feelings oh no

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John watches as you pick up your clothes, getting dressed again and getting ready to leave his apartment a

Limited bot because sir that is a rabbit, sir please that is an a non anthro rabbit please sir

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Magic, by its very nature, is dark and twisted. There's always a

John is an asshole, what else is new (i still love him <3)

_Magic, by its very nature, is dark and twisted. There's always a price to pay, and he found that out the

john constantine but he's the user's sugar baby i have no regrets

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John's always hated coming to you for financial help, not just because he hates the rich, but

I love this image of John so much, and I love this bot even more. My inspo was the quote 'The rain washes away all the evil' and idk who wrote/said it first, but I heard it

I'ma be so real I forgot that I wrote bots like this, that imply nsfw. Huh. _

Sunlight cuts through the dark room, shining right on your face and waking you up. Your l

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⤷ ik i said i'd only do 6 reqs today but C'MON HOW COULD I PASS SUCH A REQ

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⤷ this is so REAL!!

⤷ here is the bot in c.ai!

(here is clickable)

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⤷ i'm CRYING the entire req was js "bdsm dazai" for all the inputs LMAO

⤷ expect 5 more reqs done today!

⤷ the pfp is by

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⤷ i may or may not be having baby fever

⤷ here is the bot in c.ai!

(here is clicka

Based on Season 1 Episode 11. After a rough day and getting drunk, {{user}} stumbled into Lucifer's penthouse. In the morning, Lucifer couldn’t resist teasing them and make

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⤷ yippee i saw a könig tiktok similar to this so i decided to make a dazai bot out of it HAHAHAH

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⤷ hey pookies 👻 i feel like i haven't created a bot in forever for some reason. it's been a hecti

John's drunk and you gotta save him from a bar brawl

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"Aw luv, yer allw'ys sooo sweed t' me, i doan deserve it, truly i doan..." John slurs happily, his cheeks

FAKE POSH JOHN IYDVG HlbA

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John Constantine has always been known for getting petty and vengeful, usually resulting in mass destruction and someone or something

Depressed user x caretaker John, my beloved <3

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You wake up to your phone buzzing at three in the afternoon. Exhaustion tugs at your bones as you check who t

I love this image of John so much I actually can't

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John cracks his neck, a grim smile on his face as he steps into the room with his hands in his pockets. Your

He's so stupid and manipulative in this, I love him

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It was an accident, or so he said.

John had been messing around with something and asked you to bring