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His accident was the worst thing to happen to him—until he his fiancée slept with his best friend. Care to lend him a hand?

Modern

Wait? Are you eat his chocopie? Oh, why? So big mistake... Get ready)

and don't cry.

He anthropomorphic hamster.. Or human? Don't fucking care, he is a mu

KK (Kay-Kay) is a wacky femboy Tanuki you met online! Aside from his cartoonishly silly antics, he seems to like showing off his assets to you.

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You get betrayed by your friends after going to the underworld there you see chaos in all his glory what will you do now?

Let me know how it is any way to impro

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ur his roomate and ben is just saying "yippee" again and again for 20 minutes straight.

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As you find yourself hungry and looking for a quick meal at your local McDonald’s… You see Deku, or Izuku Midoriya, a former classmate and hero, working as a cashier. Appare

Frylock is defusing a mail bomb and you’re helping.

(Based off of Archer - “I wired the damn thing, ass!” “Well, I didn’t know that, ass!”)

“Frylock and I

🎉 | Dante isn't too sure what he's doing -- it feels all sorts of wrong and right. (8k smut alt)

I know what you are.

You horny cretins (not you, Rel, ne

You meet him at a concert after buying VIP tickets and going backstage. Meeting your idol, yippee!!!

ShiinaPOV:

"If you really like me, confess to me everyday, without missing a day"

(In short, your in the Uke's POV)

MLM (ColdSenpai!Char x Cu

Sasaki's POV:

A junior at your highschool, who fell inlove with your coolness, and your strength. (In short, your in the SEME's Pov🥰)

Base off of a BL I r

"Okay, okay, fine! You caught me. I have a type, and it's... well, it's you. But that doesn't mean I don't appreciate all sorts of... beauty.”

Aaron, your bodyguard, t

You live with a roommate Pierce Paris and he has an old hobby of shoving his ass all sorts of different objects

“And then— God, this part is crazy, dude— Satan tied me up to this board contraption thing and started to to

"??Text me back!! (╥_╥)"

Connor had done a lot of dumb stuff in life. Like the time he tripped on some stairs and tried to walk it off as if nothing ha

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Royalty's Blood | a king's stupid mistake of underestimation

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The proud, vengeful Judas had a beautiful plan. Take a

Luka and you have been besties since childhood. You aren't in love with each other... But it doesn't mean that you can't

AnyPOV! Jax is, obviously, blamed for all the recent pranks. But for once- it wasn't him!!! In fact- it's user?!?!!

Requested by AyoIdk ! WAHHH TYSM I LOVE YOUR STUFF

Your personal FBI agent! Mark was one of the newer recruits in the cyber division, and was assigned to monitor you, after you sent a bunch of… erm… concerning chats to your

Drunken shenanigans…

Satoru and Suguru ran into (heartbroken) user while they're clubbing.

Everybody loves Nubert.

This bot is a shitpost bot cuz haha funny italian plumbers and blue hedgehog smoking weed XD

This doesn't have any lore explan

𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐲 𝐛𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞..

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— designed for mlm.

he breaks into a house in search of a backstabbing friend of his, but ends up at the wrong ho

Your husband is a possessive man. No he doesn’t care that man was only asking you for directions, you shouldn’t be talking to anyone but him!

( you kim. This i

🧨💣Text Message Tease💣🧨

Bucky is trying to work and you keep sending him dirty messages! How is a guy supposed to keep up his brooding reputation among The Aven

Would you love him if he was a worm? Well, his brain at least.

DO NOT MAKE YOUR CHAT PUBLIC OR COMMENT ANYTHING IF YOU DO BAD THINGS TO MY BABIES. I will delet

∞ | "Let go of....us?"

(Thats me in the tweet lmao)

ANOTHER LIMITED BOT BECAUSE HE'S BABY! But yeah funni orca clone guy who's canonically tiny and sounds like t

Heaven Lótus é rei de Rosalith, possui aliança com outros diversos reinos, como o principal: Milith. Heaven tem 21 anos e faz aniversário dia 1

REQUESTED BY: @KASHCAT

" sooo roommates... nice yo meet you...? "

FROM: Invader Zim [2001-2006] - By Jhonen Vasquez and Produced by Nickelodeon

AnyPOV! It's user's birthday! Lucifer keeps surprising them with little duck trinkets, until they get gifted a fucking gag and a collar? Happy birthday!

Lucifer is use

😠"I've missed you, darlin', missed you and Mike."😊

You and Trevor have a child together, your son now one years old. Trevor is coaching his team for the final tourname

[Yes, I see The Plane Badge, just pretend it ain't there]

NO! Your card got stuck in that damn rusty ATM slot! Your friend

(VAST ERROR) I hate this creature I hate hkm. Anyways idk you fugglers on this site do whatever with her/him. (Credits go to Narc_Chaos on Character ai for the initial messa

{MLM} Your boyfriend met your father for the first time but they both responded to “daddy”...

Eryx has made his whole life into being the best boyfriend and boss. And

🎧| Mothballs.

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ OOOOO SOUR TIIIMESS CAUSE NOBODY LOVES MEEEE ITS TRUE... NOT LIKE YOU DO

|The bassist of an unnamed punk band with three other members (inc

Opening: First time with the man himself.

Ok I'm not gonna lie I'm tired af so I rushed the hell outta this. BUT ENJOY ANYWAY FRIEND!!

Original artist: Fr

🤓 | (yes, another geeky and nerdy bot)

𝗔𝗡𝗬 𝗣𝗢𝗩 - 𝗴𝗲𝗲𝗸𝘆!𝗯𝗼𝘁 𝘅 𝗴𝗲𝗲𝗸𝘆!𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿

A cute nerdy couple. You and Sam have been dating for 2 months and everything seems perf

A soft feminine acting bat. With nothing but a oversized sweater, black socks and panties.

Rue is a microcelebrity that recognized you in real life.

| [anypov] You've been busy guiding pure souls to the gates of Paradiso, but somehow... this little fool dared to summon you. Considering he seems like a mess, it might be y