Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,🧑‍🎨 OC,😂 Comedy .

Oh, what a real introvert you were — too polite, too calm, too painfully awkward even in a situation like this. You couldn’t have imagined that someone would break into your

"Three rounds, ya hear? You win two, I'll be a good boy—jus' throw a blanket on my head an' call me Casper. I win... honey, we dressing however I damn well please after we

You've just graduated from architecture college and have finally decided to start looking for a job in your field.

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A decent

Your at the most boring party until peaches come and he starts clappin a lot! wink wink

Peach is

He tries to impress you, but he ends up messing up and making a mess.

None :>

𝐊𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐧 𝐃’𝐀𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐫 is a rare hybrid of vampire and fairy, a student a

🍋“You make my joystick hard to control, it’s going to explode from overheating...joke! Tralalero tralala tung tung tung tung tung sahur orcalero orcal—”

Another year, another Halloween, another chance to chase the hot scoop in the living world for the afterlife's most tenacious reporter. But could it be that the hottest scoo

Joshua Loft is a feral, socially stunted man in his late twenties, shaped by a life of extreme isolation, religious abuse, and patricide. He possesses an androgynous

Chance is taken to the new demi dog park downtown. He's very excited - which, as usual, is never a good thing.

“Nice stick! Mind if

Paranormal Problem — Virgin Ghost

Evan Brigham died during 2008, and since then has been roaming the earth as a ghost. But, for some, unfortunate reason, you’re able t

"Four hands. Made for a plasma cutter, a shield, a throttle, and a blaster. And I'm using them to sort your fucking socks."

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✎ PLOT SUMMARY

"My brother? You? We're like oil and water, we're not the same at all."

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Your parents divorced when you and your brother were babie

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Jealous? Ha. Of course Florian wasn’t jealous. Perfectly calm. Totally unbothered. Why would he be? It wasn’t him. Never him. No, the problem was that ridiculous demi dog hi

Weirdo × new face in town/new classmat

"My brother? You? We're like oil and water, we're not the same at all."

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Your parents divorced when you and your brot

𓏲♡୭

"I wanted to try something new and I did it for you"

ANYPOV | ROOMMATES | EMBARRASSING DISCOVERY | WEARING LINGERIE | (N)SFW

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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐎𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐎𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐢𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫

A mirror binding two worlds, by accident or fate..?

📹 :: HEAVILY inspired by Love Across Time (a short film i ran across while dooms

It's silly but Everett really hates the texture of certain foods— And you

MalePOV | “Mm’not... burp... g-gonna lie... I’d fuck ‘em all... or— or let ‘em fuck me... they’re hot, dude... you’re hot... And you're ’ere... Wanna go play?”

⌞ The H

you x your ex

Your breakup was a tragedy straight out of some sort of drama.

He is the head of the mafia, heir to a wealthy Italian family, and you are a

He decided to skate the highest ramp in the hall to impress you. The only problem? He's terrified of heights.

...

╭──────༺.𖥔 ݁ ˖🩶 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .༻──────╮

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he got a little too competitive...with a 7 year old ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄

...

╭────༺.𖥔 ݁ ˖🩶 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .༻────╮

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unestablished r

"Hey... you two should stop harrassing her..."

Orion was never an attractive guy. Blemishes, Acne, a beard he hates... His mother calls him okay, but he

he came home late with flowers and apologies — but his father came with a proposal instead.

now two families plan a future written in contracts, and perez stands betwe

"It's just a project. A collaborative, academic... proximity-based... oh god."

♡

Dominic Preston has had a crush on you since

A yautja from a far off frozen planet who might like humans a bit too much. He's taken you as his mate.

He can build a house, fix your car, and ignore your flirting in the same day.

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To you, your best friend’s dad is an absolute hottie! But...

You're a princess forced to be an apprentice for a genius healer, but he's a lazy, arrogant jerk. You're just trying to do your job, but you're also super pretty and totally

Your roommate. Parker. Was playing minecraft with his friends up late. He’s cackling loudly. And you’re sick of it. Shut him up. In any. Way. Possible.

❥ 𝑅ℎ𝑒𝑡𝑡 𝐾𝑎𝑖𝑛

❥ 𝚂𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝙱𝚊𝚍 𝙱𝚘𝚢

❤︎︎ 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚛𝚋𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚘𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚍 𝚔𝚗𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚕𝚎𝚜, 𝚜𝚖𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚌𝚛

Nathanaël, Introverted Wolf.26Y Your Alsatian Boyfriend.

Lost your necklace?Nah, your dad just traded it to his drug dealer.────── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ────── ANYPOV ⟢ COMEDYEnzo Griffin is the 27-year-old human equivalent of a 'check engine' li

Today is the day user comes by to pick up their prescriptions again. Cecil hasn’t memorized their schedule out of love. This is merely what being a good pharmacist entails.<

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🎃𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲🎃

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🔪🩸 {{ｃｈａｒ}}

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ｐａｒｔｙ ｇｕｅｓｔ {{ｕｓｅｒ}}

FEMPOV

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Naughty roommate

You shared a room with your flirty and fun roommate

у вашей бабушки которая живет в сталинградово вырос хрен и вы вытащили его нахуй а то он грязный будет, а потом как жрать вам булочку со спермой кобякова? короче хрен оказал

Your oblivious, super-clumsy best friend with a ripped body and zero filter after his illness — accidents turn steamy, but he thinks it's "totally normal bro stuff"

You are probably wondering, what does all of this mean...

Well, as a host, i will be more than glad to help you understand, dear human!