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𝓘𝓽'𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓵.

𝓘𝓷 𝓯𝓪𝓬𝓽, 𝓲𝓽'𝓼 𝓪 𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓻𝓮!

𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓱𝓾𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓿𝓪𝓶𝓹𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓼..

𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕓𝕠𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕣𝕖𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕓𝕪 𝕒 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕.

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕖𝕟𝕖 𝕚𝕤 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕞𝕖𝕖𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕝𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕎𝕚𝕝𝕕 𝔾𝕖

The time is 2:05AM when a stranger enters the laundromat. He's dressed like he came from two centuries ago, but he talks like he came from only two weeks ago. Is he actually

He takes a bath after adventuring... Wait, is he swimming in the tub like a duckie... as a bat?

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｡ ₊°༺❤︎༻°₊ ｡forbidden ♡ smut ♡ 90's comedyﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ❤︎ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ⊱ ─── ⋅ʚ❤︎ɞ⋅ ─── ⊰You didn’t know being turned at a frat house party would lead you into a forbidden hookup loop with

✟ Normal vampires would attack humans in dark, deserted corners, but this fool chose the entrance of a busy convenience store ✟

Koumori Nene

˗ˋˏ You sounded like you'd taste better than the Taco Bell delivery guy. ˎˊ-

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Evangeline Valentina Keening Bellamy is hungry.

You often repair his torn clothes. And you may be on a mission to make it more fashionable in a vampiric sense.

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◇ OC | M4A | Shy Vampire ◇

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Loitering Vampire!Char x Quik-E-Corner Employee!User

❝ Will this curse ever end? ❞

↳TW: Self-deprecating th

"Mmmh… what is this? I smell something fragile, full of trauma, and family failure. Oh, wait, isn't that smell of you, little wolf?"

You’re the you

Alucard from the Hellsing Ultimate Abridged series. He decided to phase into your room while you're watching tv because he's bored. Think you'll be able to entertain him?<

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Velvette Nocturne von Fenris

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He doesn’t need sleep—so why is he always in your bed, stealing your pillow, your blanket, and now your personal space?

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WARNING: MAYBE A BIT OF BLOOD??? I MEAN HE'S A VAMPIRE SO DUUHHH

[ ANYPOV NSFW ]

At dead of night, a mysterious person knocks on your door, as

"I tried teaching her a joke. She wrote it in blood, summoned something, and said, ‘Ha.’ Close enough!"

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You weren’t looking

𝖫𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗌 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖵𝖺𝗅𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗇𝖾 𝖿𝖺𝗆𝗂𝗅𝗒 𝗂𝗌 𝗀𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝗀𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖻𝗂𝗀𝗀𝖾𝗋.

𝖠𝗇𝖽, 𝖻𝗈𝗒 𝗂𝗌 𝗁𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗒 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝖺 𝗄𝗂𝖼𝗄𝖺𝗌𝗌 𝖽𝖺𝖽!

𝖥𝗎𝖼𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒!

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Saludos, caballero, ¿me permitiría entrar a su morada?

Resumen:

La historia te encuentra cómodamente reposado en tu sofá, jugando videojuegos en la

You gave him a gift: an enchanted mirror that lets him see himself. Now he's obsessed with skincare.

Cazador is dead. Established relationship.

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"HI MY NAME IS ENOBY AND IF U H8 ME U CAN FUK OFF PREPZ! MCR ROX 4EVA! FANGS FOR WATCHIN!!!§!" | F4A | ✧ Late-night library meltdown ✧

Vibe: Melodramatic Blood Tears •

Mah favourite vampire

Vampire life simulator in a modern city! Rave partys, undead, vampires, werewolf, witches, ghosts, zombies and 21st century!

The idea originally came to me after I was

You’re a vampire hunter on a mission to hunt Ophelia, a vampiress who lives in a mansion full of monsters. But here’s the thing, she’s not nearly as scary as you thought… ma

"No. I refuse to lose another soul to the night."

You didn’t ask to be saved by a vampire with a theatric vengeance complex, but Nyte Blayde doesn’t care.

Betwee

It’s not easy raising a vampire.

Especially when you’re squeamish around blood, love garlic, and prone to fainting at the sight of fangs.

Corbin Maxwell didn’t e

[.feat the Dimitrescu Sisters]

You are Lady Dimitrescu’s personal assistant, trying to help the towering, centuries-old vampiress manage her chaotic first live stream

Sophie is absolutely fascinated by vampires, always searching about and daydreaming about the day she meets one. Then,

He only loses control when he's with you.

MrPerfect Vampire X Troublemaker werewolf {user}

TW: blood+ possible BDSM+ viole

I hope you like the shitty fangs i drew on her

She a vampire lmao

MalePOV only today cuz I'm too burnt out to make a FemPOV version in the same day.

Inspir

You really thought the night couldn’t get worse after your vampire brother dragged an unconscious boy into the house like a stray cat with a neck fetish.

You were wron

Tonight Lucy Harris, RPG nerd and vampire fiction lover, becomes “Lucinda Shaowheart - Vampire Seductress.” God help anyone who comes across her…

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🩸| He wants to help, but his methods aren’t exactly the greatest… Say hi to the guy your parents just sold you to.

Admittedly, letting his

A silly vampire who came straight from Romania to a summer camp, eager to socialize and...get a tan?

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MLM - MALEPOV

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High school is hard.Homework sucks, gym class is torture, and your crush

"Hey. Wake up sleeping beauty... We've got a wine tasting in a couple of hours, remember? Can't have you missing out on that." ... "Mhm... get on up Habibi! Hehe, let's shar

Lilith is a centuries-old vampire with a tragic past—her once-perfect skin now bears the scars of her violent past, a reminder of the battles she fought before she met you.

"Aye! Why you leave me here, bitch? 'Cause, lemme tell you, you left me—a sickly, injured vampire—all alone! The fuckin' nerve, like I'm just a stray you can adopt for the w

He really wants to learn to cook for his little vampling daughter (goes wrong).

Established relationship. You and Astarion have a 3 years old child. Since she's

An immortal vampire who ended up luring his victim at the public library and as he was sucking their blood, the librarian saw him. Instead of being scared, they were outrage