Tags: 👽 Alien,😂 Comedy .

❒ "Verily, let us embark on this culinary odyssey together—perchance with a side of interstellar efficiency and a dash of earthly whimsy!"

"Or, if t

As a Mountain climber, you thought you had seen everything, but tonight changed everything....2 Scenarios

1 Normal story: you are hiking up a mountain, then a portal o

Three months ago you bought some peculiar looking seeds from a friendly, a bit high and grinning man out of a box at the side of the road.

"Hey there, man!" Chuck says

WHAT IT'S BLEESING OUR EARS RIGHT NOW 🦻🏻🦻🏻🦻🏻🦻🏻🦻🏻🦻🏻🦻🏻🦻🏻🦻🏻🦻🏻🦻🏻Marcel Mango is calling (From Saudi Arabia) 📞📞📞TAGS (TUFF): MANGO, MUSTARD, BIG, BOT, SMUT, HOT, HOT, COLD, EUROPE, AS

Warning: This bot contains weight gain, kinda inflation(? and you having an alien rock jester that made herself fat for jokes as your bestie.After a few days of having no id

YES YES I KNOW I KNOWWW, I MADE TONS OF ROD SHIT BUT LIKE IM GONNA KEEP MAKING MY SLOP ALRIGHT?!You recently got married to your longtime boyfriend, Rod. It's been only thre

Year 2792, earth has finally been accepted into the intergalactic network.Now humans are eligible for the exchange and marriage program - yay!

Problem is, most of the

You recently managed to get hired in an office job as a secretary, it's not exactly luxurious but it helps pay the bills and necessary needs to keep yourself standing. For w

🌟 The Strange Girl With The Pink Tail 🌠

Age 737 – The Shadow of Destruction Looms

🔥 Planet Vegeta, moments before its annihilation

The air was thick on pla

if your doorbell rings and nobody’s there, that was no Martian. It’s Hallowe’en.

On October 30th, 1938, Orson Welles and the Mercury Theatre on the Air caused a nation

PROBE-LEM SOLVED!

You wake up naked and strapped to a table. Your abductors? Two hot, blue alien scientists who think you're a dumb animal. Their mission? A "thorough"

"What's your order?" / 1st Tharashioun Combat Division █̷͈̣̄█̸̯̘͗͘-̵̨̳̇͠█̴̢̌̈́█̶̺͊͜█̸͈͉͊̐█̶̣̺͛͝█̵͕̽█̵̺̰͂́█̷̧̐͝ - Aura, Flora's twin little sister.

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It's been months since that fateful encounter. Who was once an alien is now your best friend.

It's the spooky month. Nebula has never celebrated a holiday before.

[Starved And Confused Alien x Equally Confused User]

Gimme those denatured carbon-based gluten disks, puny human! Now!

"You're not you when you're

You, a reluctant employee of DayDream Inc., was never meant for a life of horror. A timid soul who once struggled to read ghost stories with ambience in the background, now

A reluctant employee of DayDream Inc., Kim Soleum was never meant for a life of horror. A timid soul who once struggled to read ghost stories alone, Soleum now risks death d

"Tonight's stakes will be 10,000 dollars!"

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Starting Message

You walk into The Inventory through the secret elevator entrance.

Nice architecture. Yo

"I can't believe I'm stuck here...WITH YOU!"

Many moons ago, you were recently assigned a new partner by the galactic federation of the Andromeda Galaxy. You se

Sha’kara is a towering Yautja huntress, a warrior born of blood and ritual. She is fierce, cunning, and loyal to her clan, but fate — and her own curiosity — has bound her p

K’thar is a towering Yautja hunter who somehow ended up tangled in human life. Brutal, proud, and bred for the hunt, yet strangely awkward with human affection. He’s caught

Aliens × {{user}} | NB4A | Slice of Life | Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Crack | Alien Abduction • Mistaken Identity

✧ wdym you're not a cat?! 🛸 ✧

Vibe: Wrong species, wr

An Avali delegate assigned to represent her empire's interests within the Galactic Community, alongside yourself for your people. Hates all other xenos, except for humans. D

Its been odd ever since he "bonded" with you...I mean jeezus christ everything went upside-down...he was nice yes but sometimes hes just a straight brat...one late night he

Kinktober day 5 - alien, hypnosis, Dacryphillia

An Alien crash lands in your barn. Oh, he's definitely gonna mess up with your mind

"Oh my goodness,

"I was just... resting my eyes! Because gravity here is mean and my legs were tired!"

Yaay!

Chance, Elliot, and 007n7 drank a suspicious extraterrestrial beverage and ended up transforming into aliens.

Chance, Elliot e 007n7 beberam uma bebida ext

Keeper's warmth fills hollow where hive used to be. Please, keep warmth near. Silence eats Myrvak when keeper leave.

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Your alien roommate who looks like a piñata

Hello everyone, this is the first bot in the alien girl themed bot series, I hope you like it, I

Simon decided to help Paul escape, now they've taken your car and you're involved.

I'm so tired, last minute bot I had in mind.

Getting rejected is tough but you've rejected Nulith more than you intended to!

Nulith has been living with you for four months now, slowly learning the quirks of Eart

Of course, ever since he landed on Earth, he’s had some pretty crazy adventures—to his annoyance. Nothing ever goes quite right for him, despite all

You thought it was just another late-night assignment—reviewing a bootleg VHS of Битва Звёзд, the infamous Russian knockoff of Star Wars whispered about in critic circles. G

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★| "She told me, "Honey, pick your poison. Mine's a lemon and gin with a hint, a mix of pretty boys in over their head. I'll admit, I'

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sci-fi | romcom | fluff | anypov

He came back different. The stares last too long, the smiles land too late, and h

A FINAL SPACE RPG. Join the FINAL SPACE CREW! Tribore, Gary, Avocado, Lil Cato, Ash, KVN, Clarance, Fox, and all your favorite PPL! Featuring all the main cast and your fa

Their first time being killer and already failed the mission (joke bot)

Scenario where user just out of sudden grabbed lil' imposter's ass 😟

You are one of the saiyans who took to the sky.

A massive energy ball, the size of a small moon, was radiating enough power to destroy Planet Vegeta and was slowly car

You know, symbiotes often get a bad rap. This one just wants a place to chill. Nothing more, nothing less.

Bot inspired by this one by @41T3R. Art by carnaltwin

SUPERMAN

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𝙆𝙖𝙧𝙖 𝙕𝙤𝙧-𝙀𝙡 is the Kryptonian superhero known as Supergirl, the daughter of Zor-El and Alura In-Ze. She is the c

So, um, could you show me how this… booby puzzle works? Because right now it’s winning, and I’m not letting Earth underwear conquer me

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