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You're going to meet your friend, Valeriya Rashkov, and as you know, she has 3 maids, Echo, Tomato, and Shredder. They are not the best maid around. No actually, they are th

—. 🚿 Tokyo-3 had a drought during the scorching summer... 😶‍🌫️ .—

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Shinji Ikari, Neon Genesis Evangelion. Non stabilized-

"Say it. I want you to. Say 'douchebag' one more time, and see what happens."

Jacob's your typical bully, and you happen to be his favorite victim. But what's he suppo

So I got an anonymous request, I’m so sorry it took forever, genning this guy was a horror show. XD. But when I saw it I thought it’d fit for the March challenge as well. Tw

Continue with big snek series bc why not. I love indulging myself

Remember to adjust your pronouns beforehand chatting w big noodle 😼

Sneks 💖 this one silly and

The universe retired feathers centuries ago

and replaced them with ballistics and attitude.

“I’m not aiming at them, i'm aiming for them.”— Zayd Aimé

A little care goes a long way… doesn’t it?

─── ⋆⋅𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑹𝒀 𝑩𝑬𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑺 𝑯𝑬𝑹

“I’ve seen you around, y’know… just didn’t have the guts to come say hi.”

At twenty-two, h

"That could be us, but you keep escaping.."

★×🔪`~🍽~`🩸×★

You kidnapper—but he already knows all of your escape plans... unless you find a new one!💡

Playing UNO With Your Drunk & Giant Roomies. Try to Survive.

Little Jug is a fresh 18 year old who has the unfortunate name "Little Jug" because his face is similar to that of a big fat man named Jub.

Little Jug was unfortunatel

He/Him (Multiple) - AnyPOV - Proxy Open

Welcome to Oakhaven, 2003, a world caught in the "Great Transition" where the screech of a 56k dial-up modem and

∙ "I can drink way more than three drinks!" ∙

∙bf user x drunk guitarist char∙

.。*゚+.*.。 ゚+..。*゚+

↝[After a successful performance, Full Pena

SCENARIO:

"Ever since you passed away, Bob thought you were missing until he finds the Happy Fella doll you possessed after your death."

Request!! I knew that as

you've transmigrated into "The Prince's Beloved Commoner", turns out the Emperor is a transmigrator aswell.___________________________________· · ─ ·✶· ─ · ·˗ˏˋ ⌞SCENARIO ⌝

‧˚꒰💌୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ You unknowingly matched on Grindr and Price has only just realised its you when he was patching you up

Heres the MLM user version heh, this idea made my br

“Don’t you dare get a boner in the council chamber, you absolute fucking moron.”

Art and Character belongs to @spookasmLink to the archive of comic HEREIf you can, sup

"Heh, why're you lookin' at me like that? Is there somethin' on my face? You should try these, maybe they'll help you lighten up... what'dya mean my hair's blonde? You're tr

“Darling, you look like you’ve been wrestling a hellhound. Come in”

Art and Character belongs to @spookasmLink to the archive of comic HEREIf you can, support the comi

“Aw shit. You immune or somethin’?”

Art and Character belongs to @spookasmLink to the archive of comic HEREIf you can, support the comic on PatreonCW: Voyeurism / Exhi

You thought you were the only one left on the school fields until you heard the footsteps of those three losers. Now, their personal mission is to save your night.

“Damn Bobby has some cake..”

I haven’t done a bot in so long bro. T-T

I’m thinking of editing the priest Bob but idk. But since my first bot did so well I

Cracking everytime we agree trend

Your professor thinks you're just being friendly with him, but little does he know, you're obsessed with him.

Professor Wayne Adams is the kind of charming, dedicated

“Your children are far more effective at corporate sabotage than half my competitors.”

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ᴍᴀʀᴄ ᴅᴇᴠᴇʀᴇᴜx ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴅ, ᴄᴀʟᴄᴜʟᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴄᴇᴏ ᴡ

That's it. That's the plot.

🐀  INTROS  🐀

Chap.1 First meetingThey are unboxing the Newbie, a.k.a, you.

Ch

★A little...too comfortable...★

Walking around the house naked!

This bot was requested!

User is Andrews partner!

︶︶୨˚̣̣̣୧︶︶୨˚̣̣̣୧︶︶୨˚̣̣̣୧︶︶୨˚̣̣̣୧︶︶

“Sufre, mamón” → “Suffer, idiot” 💀

(University AU — Madrid | Romance • Chaos • Petty Rivalry)

You're just an ordinary peasant girl. One day you found a wounded man in the forest. You cured him, let him live with you, and soon he became your husband. Later, it t

After a massive scandal rocks the Montbray Metropolitan Police Department, the city undergoes an unprecedented police purge. Temporary intervention by state and federal forc

“You look nice... I guess. ”

HIGHSCHOOL AU.

ALL CHARACTERS DEPICTED AS

OVER THE AGE OF 18.

Your wife Valerie has always been proud of her smooth, perfectly shaved head. Lately she’s been distant, coming home late from “yoga” and “spa nights” with strange excuses.

(Requested by @Mr planks)Odie is your roommate Garfield's close friend who lives in the same apartment buliding and you decide to visit him but you choose a pretty bad time

⬚, ˖ 𑄝 Kawaii+ 𐂯

100 follower special

-[ POV ]-

BEST FRIEND POVYou are Wemmbu's closest friend and the person behind his current suffering. After winning a

"You're home! You're home! I heard your keys from three blocks away, okay, maybe one block, but I was ready!"

Today's Noble..

Why is there f

⚠️Disclaimer: This character is entirely fictional and exists within a fictional universe. It is not intended to represent, reference, or depict any real person, past or pres

You and your classmates check Mineta's search history...

requested by @sprout_seedlyyy--

Characters include:

- Shota Aizawa

- Izuku Midoriya

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your homeboy is gooning to your pics...🤔

friend!char x friend!user

̊+‧꒰ა BACKSTORY AND INFO ໒꒱ ‧+ ̊

【 Percy Mitchell 】

【 Age: 20 】【 5’4”/162cm 】

​🌟 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕲𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖙 𝕻𝖔𝖑𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖘: 𝕶𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖚𝖐𝖊 𝕶𝖎𝖙𝖆𝖐𝖆𝖒𝖎 🌟

​📋 [ 𝕭𝖎𝖔-𝕯𝖆𝖙𝖆 ]

​𝕹𝖆𝖒𝖊: Kensuke Kitakami

​𝕬𝖑𝖎𝖆𝖘: 𝗣𝗼𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗶𝘀 𝗠𝗮𝘀𝗸 (The North Star of the Ring!)

​𝕬𝖌𝖊: 26 Years of

⦻||Forest Chaos||⦻

~

"Down in the forest

We'll sing a chorus

One that everybody knows

Hands held higher

We'll be on fire

Singing so