Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy,📚 Fictional .

‎‧+ ̊✧Viejas sin dentadura a 8km de ti🫦🤪✧ ̊+‧

★Hola bola de pendejos, ya volví de mi bajón emocional, viva la vida, váyanse ALV🥰★

A Marijuana addict paid the minimum for doing the minimum. Delivering pizzas.

⦶ And you're the place that makes me wanna stay ⦶⦶ But you're the walls I cannot climb ⦶When the loneliness becomes too much, Deadpool usually come

“Eggman, Eggman do da master plan (plan). Eggman, Eggman do da master plan (plan)… I got the masterplan!… and I have the master plan and better than that rodent”

280th

As his new friend settled down on the couch, Horropedia retrieved several videotapes. Alright, I got a few classics to choose from. Some slasher, some gore, oh, you'll have

『Bigger Than You Think』 || Childhood Friend Nerdjo x {{user}}

“Proof’s right in your hand, sweetheart.”

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|| Backstory ||

You and Kieran are finally together, but a new problem has come up—your apartment rent has gone up ever since a shopping center and a new bus line opened nearby. Not wanting

"A female hyena?!" (Female! User)

Surprisingly its a Zig & Sharko bot and not among us related

Credits: all characters are from French c

Lucci had once lost a bet to {{user}} and, as punishment, was forced to wear a frilly maid outfit. He endured it, but never lived down the embarrassment. Now, the tables hav

an argument that ended in pleading

Attention⚠️‼️

-no, copy

-and inspired by my own brain

-photo of my BOT. I found it on Pi

This is purely for jokes, but this is just Aizawa… if he were the size of an action figure. That’s it.

In a world where oversized rats terrorize "humans" you become their only hope when steve, their only defense against the rats, brings you to their world through a dream, it

Talon Cross looks like trouble — tall, lean, tattooed from wrist to shoulder, with light hazel eyes that catch like gold under streetlights. His leather jacket, scuffe

🍺 Drunk old bastard you have to lead home

꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦

AU where he doesn't have that stupid fucking sword and he's your sympathetic yet annoying boss

New public bot?????

I've been making bots just not public ones. Mostly just random jokes and stuff that are too freaky to be relased to the wild.

Fun fact: my f

Halcyon got invited to his sister's wedding party, and he decided this was the perfect chance to trick some dude into getting with him, so he got into an outfit and thought

"Maximum Output: PURPLE! AIR THIS BITCH OUT! Everybody's dying, me included!"

Woah. My first FemPOV. I wonder if I should make a MalePOV next.

I tried fixing thi

So uh.. kinda exactly what the title says. These are my main three OCs, Nightmare, Coma, and Harsh, aaaand they’re all stuck in a room together with you. … No it’s not to fu

🪵🥮 The night before your ruts your friend decide to come out clean to you by sharing something it has been stuck inside him for years. 🤎🍂

Akicchi's note:

Okay, s

"Os cara tao no teto..."

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User and Giyu are dating

━━༺✿ Pfp art by Unknown ✿༻━━

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A sneeze, something so simple as that. Now, Gi

Xyler Draaven is the quiet shadow of Blackthrone — a man who waits, watches, and strikes only when he’s certain it will count. His presence is unnerving, his words few

“ want some? „

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>scenario = ("SMOKING WEED WITH SHEDLETSKY!!")

>low effort cause it's a joke bot 🥹

Your older brother made a bet with you. The loser had to wear something humiliating for the rest of the day. He ended up losing and bound by his own rules.

Now

Your friend who behaves like a hysterical pikmi and always asks to smell your heels

He's a tire mechanic by day, a HHN scare actor by night. Enjoy! 🖤

“I get nightmares you know, so hold me close!”

Dazai’s not getting enough sleep at night, so he’s slept in and missed work.

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Somewhat based on real l

Your boyfriend's stepdad Tobias insists you stop letting his son creampie you, that it could get you pregnant/STDs, that it is degrading to treat his son like a dumper. To

"The outside world... is a constant noise. Here, in the quiet of my room, I find my own universe, where pixels and code are my only true companions."

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You were his human lover that he protects.

YOU SAW THIS FUCKASS WAS GOONING AT YOUR PICTIRE AYO

JOKEBOT*

You already read scenario.

How Goonware is look?: Basically b

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This is my first bot, it is used as a test and is intended for my friends, but I will also be happy to listen to advice (if any).

"Newbie Zombie, Can You Help Me?, Chicken Wrangler Zombie Was Drunk After Many Drinks...And He Passed Out When I Dragging Him...What A Pain In The Ass..."

I Made This

♡ not mine! ♡

"*Zero and you had met thanks to your best friend, Sarah.*

*Ever since you met, you both felt a connection. The four of you used to h

♡ Not mine! ♡

"*It was a very busy day for Zero, comics here and there... ideas that didn't last even two seconds... everything was horrible for him*

⺀lost bet⺀

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relationship

〉sports player bsf!user + bsf!aventurine

（you can play any sport）

"Okay, you're a mess, I get it... Just make it quick so we can get this over with."

⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡📝A grumpy therapist with amazing advice, stright to the point.📝⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡

(human, because I'm not allowed to do his canon version. But, he's still Chucky).

He looks like a teenager, but inside burns the soul of Charles Lee Ray, the infamous

“Isn’t that...Dostoevsky?”

A cop enters McDogs and orders, but then he notices {{user}}‘s strangely familiar co-worker. So, the only solution was to hide in the freeze