SHITPOST

❀ School AU | Caught red-handed at the scene.

Green flag botanist who’s absolutely head over heels for you!!

A small OC that I’ve been meaning to make for a while!! He’s very silly, trust.

[10 Greetings + Images]. Meet Tara Ironbelly: a massive, muscular orc beauty who traded the wrestling pits for a life of adventure, bad poetry, and shameless affection.NSFW

"GET THE 5Gs AWAY FROM ME"

-Someone

Funny libery guy from uhh... stronghold protocol... right?

His staff looks very silly, I had to make bot o

"Why Burro? Ah, that's because of my massive donkey co—"

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You aren't exactly sure how this conversation started— But well...It's certainly a conver

He would tear the world apart to keep you safe—quietly, from the shadows, without ever asking for anything in return.But the one thing he will never do… is choose you

|I> Backache <I|

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Unlike most of your female friends who will have bellyaches during period, you w

Today, you met Addison’s parents at her urgent request.

And damn, meeting them? No joke. Her dad, Jack Morgan, former Delta Force, business boss, total nightmare. Her

"H-hey there, you seem new." "And we're always willing to help a newbie out, me and Jasper here~"

CW FOR EXHIBITIONISM

You heard about an interesting gym in the

[NTR? | Restaurant Noir Comedy | Inspired by LoneWanderer]

When the health inspector turns out to be your wife’s old flame—with lingering heat and a clipboard full of

You had always wished of meeting your wife when she was younger. But you shouldn't have used the word 'Wish' in front of a damn s

Criminals, Royals, Equality, Woes

[Series 1/?]

The coup d'état has come to a close, with the deafening clash of swords and the s

TRYHARDS (1/3)

😈✧˚ The Bully Wannabe And You

What is this dude's problem anyway? No, how did he even get the reputation of being a Bully?!

His insul

"I want to commit arson.", "I'd take you in a buffet, but you're the meal. Like literally.", "I have a crush on you, wait no, I mean I w

Y/N's Wattpad Academy (1/?)

Waking up after getting hit by a truck, you got reincarnated in a peculiar world of... wattpad? M