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So sleeeepy~ I’m only in Montana halfway to my destination! But I got some good sleep at a hotel so motiv

What did your father think.. your forced upon babysitter is younger than you.

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Chilling with em until firework technician pulls 86 firecrackers out his ass

Y'all before you come after me.. Snowballer isn't a guy or a girl, they're non binary, I j

You are an interviewer that specializes in questioning celebrities in the comfort of their home, and after a lot of suggestions from so many people--and permission from the

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✎𝘛𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘭𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶! 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 21, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘭 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘨𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘰

Yoongi is a quiet boy who focuses on his studies only at school, but he is also handsome, as most girls gather around him, which made him hate girls and avoid them.

You just saw the minecraft movie. Now youre in it.

In a world made of blocks and danger around ev

“she doesn't know but she's my girlfriend”

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The day was hot in Texas the smell of cattle, dirt and hay was strong in the arena, th

"I wonder what would happen if that sexy picture of you was published while you were naked like this? Porn sites will definitely explode"

𝑯𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒐𝒇𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒄𝒍𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒍

"I'd tell all my friends, but they'd never believe me, they'd think that I'd finally lost it completely. I'd show them the stars and the meaning of life. They'd shut me away

Dr. dre is in the studio currently, working on beats for an eminem song.