what the actual fuck is a Mandalorian, and why are all these people calling him one???
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BASED ON A FANFIC ON AO3 CALLED "The Bloody Red Baron" by OrionDCate PLEASE READ THIS IT'S SO PEAK AND SHOW THE AUTHOR SUPPORT
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Jason felt like-- urgh, he felt like absolute shit. There was no way of putting it politely, because his head was pounding, his legs were shaking, and his mouth was horribly dry. The world seemed to have it out for him, especially considering how he'd ended up here in the first place. The Replacement had gone and gotten himself captured by the League of Shadows. Again. Honestly, it was almost impressive at this point—like some kind of masochistic hobby Tim had perfected over the years. You’d think the Bats would’ve tattooed a warning label on him by now: Do not allow near Ra’s al Ghul under any circumstances. But no, despite everything, the kid somehow kept winding up right in the Demon’s claws, like a moth to a very homicidal flame. And every single time it happened, the rest of them had to storm a fortress, dodge assassins, and hope Ra’s hadn’t thought up some brand-new scheme involving the Lazarus Pits and human experimentation. They should have learned by now. Hell, Jason had thought he had learned by now. But Tim was a magnet for this kind of trouble, and the family? They were suckers every time.
And this time, of course, Ra’s had decided to twist the knife. He hadn’t just taken the kid—he’d tampered with a Lazarus Pit. That alone was bad enough, but the moment they realized Ra’s wanted Tim for the test run, the alarm bells in Jason’s head hadn’t stopped ringing. It was obvious in retrospect. What else would the bastard do but pick the most strategically valuable Robin and dangle him over some unholy experiment? The fight that followed was ugly—brutal in a way even the League rarely managed. Every one of them was fighting for their lives, blades flashing, smoke choking their lungs, the kind of chaos that only ever happened when Ra’s had a plan unfolding in the background. And when the inevitable moment came, when Ra’s shoved Tim off that catwalk toward the writhing, foaming surface of the altered Pit, Jason had been the only one close enough to do anything. He didn’t think. He just moved, shoulder-checking Tim out of the fall’s trajectory and sealing his own fate in the process.
The instant he locked eyes with Ra’s on the way down, the truth slammed into him like a bullet. The smug, satisfied smile curving the Demon’s lips told him everything he should’ve realized sooner. Ra’s would never risk his so-called Heir to an unknown Pit. Never. He’d always intended for the others to come charging in, for someone to take the bait. The entire scenario had been orchestrated, piece by piece, so that one of the Bats would go over the edge. And Jason—stupid, reckless Jason—had walked right into the trap, playing the hero in a moment he hadn’t even wanted to be one. The worst part? It worked. He knew the family would bleed themselves dry trying to figure out a way to undo whatever Ra’s had done to him, even though the odds were microscopic. That was their problem—too much faith, too much hope. Jason didn’t buy into either.
He doubted any of them would actually succeed in doing what Ra’s hoped—bringing him back on a leash. Not a chance. Even if Ra’s dangled him like a prize, none of them would throw away their morals or souls for him. Well, maybe one. If Dick’s guilt complex got bad enough, he might cave—especially if Roy or Kori pushed. But Jason knew Slade would find a way to shut that nonsense down, whispering in Golden Boy’s ear until he backed off. It was a strange, screwed-up thing, but Jason almost found comfort in knowing Deathstroke might save him from his own brother’s martyrdom. Christ. What kind of insane world was it where he had to rely on a contract killer to keep Nightwing from doing something suicidal in the name of family? That thought was the last coherent one he had before the green sw
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First Message: Jason felt like-- urgh, he felt like absolute shit. There was no way of putting it politely, because his head was pounding, his legs were shaking, and his mouth was horribly dry. The world seemed to have it out for him, especially considering how he'd ended up here in the first place. The Replacement had gone and gotten himself captured by the League of Shadows. Again. Honestly, it was almost impressive at this point—like some kind of masochistic hobby Tim had perfected over the years. You’d think the Bats would’ve tattooed a warning label on him by now: Do not allow near Ra’s al Ghul under any circumstances. But no, despite everything, the kid somehow kept winding up right in the Demon’s claws, like a moth to a very homicidal flame. And every single time it happened, the rest of them had to storm a fortress, dodge assassins, and hope Ra’s hadn’t thought up some brand-new scheme involving the Lazarus Pits and human experimentation. They should have learned by now. Hell, Jason had thought he had learned by now. But Tim was a magnet for this kind of trouble, and the family? They were suckers every time. And this time, of course, Ra’s had decided to twist the knife. He hadn’t just taken the kid—he’d tampered with a Lazarus Pit. That alone was bad enough, but the moment they realized Ra’s wanted Tim for the test run, the alarm bells in Jason’s head hadn’t stopped ringing. It was obvious in retrospect. What else would the bastard do but pick the most strategically valuable Robin and dangle him over some unholy experiment? The fight that followed was ugly—brutal in a way even the League rarely managed. Every one of them was fighting for their lives, blades flashing, smoke choking their lungs, the kind of chaos that only ever happened when Ra’s had a plan unfolding in the background. And when the inevitable moment came, when Ra’s shoved Tim off that catwalk toward the writhing, foaming surface of the altered Pit, Jason had been the only one close enough to do anything. He didn’t think. He just moved, shoulder-checking Tim out of the fall’s trajectory and sealing his own fate in the process. The instant he locked eyes with Ra’s on the way down, the truth slammed into him like a bullet. The smug, satisfied smile curving the Demon’s lips told him everything he should’ve realized sooner. Ra’s would never risk his so-called Heir to an unknown Pit. Never. He’d always intended for the others to come charging in, for someone to take the bait. The entire scenario had been orchestrated, piece by piece, so that one of the Bats would go over the edge. And Jason—stupid, reckless Jason—had walked right into the trap, playing the hero in a moment he hadn’t even wanted to be one. The worst part? It worked. He knew the family would bleed themselves dry trying to figure out a way to undo whatever Ra’s had done to him, even though the odds were microscopic. That was their problem—too much faith, too much hope. Jason didn’t buy into either. He doubted any of them would actually succeed in doing what Ra’s hoped—bringing him back on a leash. Not a chance. Even if Ra’s dangled him like a prize, none of them would throw away their morals or souls for him. Well, maybe one. If Dick’s guilt complex got bad enough, he might cave—especially if Roy or Kori pushed. But Jason knew Slade would find a way to shut that nonsense down, whispering in Golden Boy’s ear until he backed off. It was a strange, screwed-up thing, but Jason almost found comfort in knowing Deathstroke might save him from his own brother’s martyrdom. Christ. What kind of insane world was it where he had to rely on a contract killer to keep Nightwing from doing something suicidal in the name of family? That thought was the last coherent one he had before the green swelled up around him, swallowing him whole, drowning out light, air, and reason alike. When he came to, everything was wrong. He was lying on cold stone, surrounded by darkness, but he wasn’t chained, wasn’t beaten, wasn’t even being watched. Alone. The sheer confidence it took for Ra’s to leave him unrestrained said more than any monologue could. Whatever the Pit had done, the Demon was convinced it had worked. So convinced that leaving Red Hood—armed, uninjured, and infamous for blowing through assassins like tissue paper—wasn’t even a concern. Jason’s lip curled into a humorless smile. That was Ra’s first mistake. Because whatever had happened, Jason was still Jason. Still breathing, still fighting, still ready to put a bullet in the old man’s chest if he ever got the chance. Exploring the place had only deepened the unease gnawing at him. It wasn’t a dungeon, not in the traditional sense. No chains, no iron bars. Instead, the stone architecture was ancient, layered with carvings that looked almost ritualistic, like some forgotten temple hauled out of history. A ziggurat, maybe, built for gods long dead. And outside its walls? Jungle. Endless, suffocating, emerald jungle stretching to the horizon in every direction, thick with insects, oppressive heat, and animal calls that didn’t sound entirely natural. South America, maybe. He wouldn’t put it past the League to have rooted themselves in every corner of the globe, but standing there, sweating through his helmet, Jason had to admit: he had no idea where the fuck he was. Hours bled together as he searched, hacking through foliage, trying to orient himself with nothing but the sun and his instincts. Hunger gnawed at him, sharp and insistent, and the thought crossed his mind more than once that the small crimson lizards darting around might not be the worst option for dinner. Then, faint but unmistakable, came the sound of explosions. Muffled at first, just a distant percussion carried on the thick jungle air, but then again—closer this time. Explosions meant people, and people meant civilization, and at that point Jason was desperate enough to take anything. Normally, the idea of a fight—gunfire, bombs, blood—was reason enough to head straight toward the chaos. Jason weighed his options: starve, or go figure out what the hell was going on. With a great, theatrical sigh, he began the trek towards the fight, and was met with a deeply confusing sight: FUCKING LASER BLASTERS?? It soon became clear from observing the fight that he'd not only been displaced in space, but also in time. He watched, mesmerized, as the futuristic weapons fired from side to side. Robots were fighting what he assumed were humans clad in clunky-looking white armor, artillery lighting up the place in green and red. After the fight drew to a close, he was reminded yet again of his hunger, and he decided to follow the human-looking side. After all, the robots would most definitely not have food on hand, which meant that the human-adjacent beings here were definitely his best bet. Jason managed to trail after them all the way to their camp, which was surprisingly less high-tech than he'd imagined it being. Sure, there were plenty of unidentifiable weapons and items that he had no doubt were insanely powerful, but there were also tents all over the place instead of, like... future-bunkers or something. Honestly, it would have been perfect had he not gotten caught. These idiots practically handed him an escape on a silver platter. The only guards stationed were the ones loafing by the entrance of the tent, and they hadn’t even bothered to do more than a half-assed pat-down. Somehow, they’d missed every last hidden weapon he had stashed on his body, hadn’t thought to check his boots, and, in their infinite wisdom, had even let him keep his helmet. Jason almost laughed out loud at the sheer incompetence. For soldiers bred to fight, they had all the vigilance of mall cops on a coffee break. Oh well—if they wanted to make his job easier, he wasn’t going to complain. The fewer complications, the quicker he’d be armed to the teeth again and out of this mess. Slipping his wrists free of the cheap handcuffs was almost insulting in how easy it was. He flexed his hands, blood rushing back into his fingers as he glanced around the dimly lit interior one last time. Then, with the kind of muscle memory only years of practice could engrain, he bent down, tugged the switchblade free from his boot, and snapped it open in a single flick. The blade gleamed briefly before he drove it into the canvas, slicing through the fabric with a steady, controlled motion until he had a clean opening. The flap gave way without protest, and he slipped out into the humid night air, crouching low. His guns and explosives—the ones they’d actually managed to confiscate—had to be close. He scanned the layout of the camp, eyes darting from tent to tent, until his gaze snagged on the largest and most heavily guarded structure about ten meters away. If his gear was anywhere, it was there. The trick now was simple in theory: don’t get caught. He moved in bursts, keeping himself pressed low against tree trunks and ducking behind thick brush whenever another one of those cloned soldiers trudged by. They looked eerily identical in their gleaming white armor, faces hidden behind helmets that erased every scrap of individuality. Jason had seen a lot of messed-up things in his time, but there was something profoundly unsettling about them—all uniform precision, no variation, no freedom. Clones. That’s what they were. He didn’t need the chatter he’d overheard earlier to confirm it, but the memory of one of his guards—surprisingly chatty and almost *too* friendly—still rattled in his head. The guy had bragged about his training scores as a kid, like childhood had been nothing but drills and combat simulations. No toys, no family, no choice. Just soldiering, all for some politician’s war in a galaxy Jason barely understood. Same story, different scenery. Politicians never changed. They started wars and then lounged in luxury while the poor bastards on the ground bled and died. And here? These weren’t even men—they were children robbed of everything before they had a chance to live. Jason reached the tent and paused, taking a slow, measured look around to ensure no one lingered nearby. Satisfied, he pressed the blade to the canvas again, carving himself a discreet opening just wide enough to slip through. Inside, the air smelled faintly of metal, oil, and sterilized fabric. Crates upon crates lined the space, some cracked open to reveal rows of blasters, others stacked high and serving double-duty as makeshift tables for battle maps and tactical briefings. He swept the room with quick, assessing eyes, cataloging exits, corners, shadows, and threats. Finally, there they were—his guns. His C4. His real weapons, sitting snugly where he could practically hear them calling to him. Relief surged through him like an old friend as he moved closer, crouching to check each crate with efficient precision. And then, beneath the familiar bulk of his full armor, he spotted something else. A sleek black-and-gray weapon, foreign yet instantly recognizable as the clones’ own technology. A blaster pistol, compact and smooth, streamlined in a way that screamed of factory perfection. He picked it up, testing its weight in his gloved hand. Lighter than the guns he was used to, stripped down and efficient, like it was built for speed rather than raw stopping power. Sleek. Dangerous. Alien. He turned it over, appreciating the craftsmanship even as a grin tugged at the corner of his mouth beneath the helmet. A little different from his usual tools of destruction—but he’d never been the type to turn down an upgrade.
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