lazarus.is.dead.

THIS IS A SEMI REMAKE OF AN OLD BOT LMAO IT WAS LOWKEY GARBAGE BUT I AM RESURRECTING IT WITH A BETTER PLOT!! ALSO I HAVE ALREADY SEEN PROJECT HAIL MARY TWICE AND I LOVE LOVE

guys… guys I’m coming back from the dead!! 🥹 (I’ve literally had the worst flu of my life but hospitals are far too expensive so I’m surviving off of over the counter medici

GUYS!! IM BRANCHING OUT?!

no friggin way...

(i got my dosage upped for my adhd meds and there has definitely been a marked uptick in bots holay molay)

heh. you thought it was over.

appears with a wicked smirk

the third installment in my fae arranged marriage series. bruce next? vote yes or no in comments.

this image is so fucking cursed

anyway THIS IS the Dick version of the fae arranged marriage bot I made with Jason. I'm thinking of doing one with Tim, too. no

haiiii X3ANOTHER REQUEST WHAT WHAT WHOOOOOOOO!! this one is a wholesome marriage bot with jason for @Simp4leonsk!! YAYAYA!!!

see why would I give him a hot profile pic

yall i LOCKED TF IN today tell me how im pumping these lil shits out rn....

also i want to make a confession. i have used chatgpt for one of my bots. i

the pain of getting a worse grade than u thought u would on ur final exams before the break.....

ANYWAY HIIII YAYAYA IM DOING @Arafreyas' REQUEST! YAYAYAA!!

a s

anyway have a dink bot

(yall finals season was crazy... just got grades and i want to actually murk my chemistry professor...) FOR LEGAL REASONS THAT IS

HAPPY NEW YEARS‼️💯🔥💯‼️‼️‼️💯🔥🔥🔥🗣️🔥💯💯💯‼️⁉️🔥🗣️

(this is the Jason version of my most popular bot)

hi guys! sorry about my absence. holidays lowkey suck. lowki

ALT SIREN TIM BOT!!

guys my life has been absolute hellish chaos and suffering… swear to god the AO3 author curse got me and I don’t even write on there 😭😭

little too obsessed... | siren au!

okay so this will be one of two Tim bots! I'm finally going to do my requests and whatnot. I will be making an alt where he's the si

rotting.

okay I'm gonna try and get TWO bots done today wish me luck

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Jason’s body is a grotesque, mesmerizing tableau of rot and

okay, so what the heck is a Jedi??

hi continuation of the star wars crossover series i plan to do all the batfam! tim next, then damian, steph, duke, cass (who i don't

what the actual fuck is a Mandalorian, and why are all these people calling him one???

(egregiously long opening message)

BASED ON A FANFIC ON AO3 CALLED

a fellow bounty-hunter? a team-up?? druk no.

pedro pascal is fineshyt. criticisms will not be taken at this time or any other. ppl who think my mans is overrated you k

arranged marriage!! :D

(this mf is a petty bitch and you hate each other)

ALSO!! PLEASE!! RECOMMEND BOTS TO ME!! IF YOU WANT A BOT I'LL MAKE IT! anything from li

hey pookies im baaaaack...

anyway I'm going to try to make more of these bots and get back on a consistent schedule!! maybe even one a day like i used to.

hi guys I looked up joker junior bots out of curiosity and was SORELY disappointed to find only two. then I remembered I was a writer with free will and decided to make my o

my friend was begging for a pegging bot of him. ask and ye shall receive @Eli_izz_kool

shorter intro message than usual sorry guys :(

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ok so I promise my posting schedule is going to get better again loves 🫀

anyway here’s Jason!!

He just got cursed and turned into a dragon and h

he accidentally turned you into a snake. errr… sorry??

HI GUYS!! I’M ALIVE I SWEAR!! :D

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“Ohhh, bollocks…” John mut

Uh-oh… he just got sacrificed by some Goodwill looking ass cult! Nice going, Todd. (Dumbass.)

if it wasn’t clear, you’re the entity being summoned!

i made An Enemy for yall

uhhh I LEFT THE ARTIST WATERMARK IN THE PIC GO LOVE THEM YAYAYA IM CURRENTLY TRYING TO FIND ALL OF THE ARTISTS THAT I HAVEN'T CREDITED

you're her BABY!!also again im sorry for my friggin posting schedule :(

--OPENING MESSAGE--Queen Coral sat curled around her massive, sea-glass-inlaid desk in one of t

your boss is so done with your bs...

also, if you guys are going to leave negative reviews on my bots, i'd really appreciate if they were actually constructive

he's definitely not stalking you!!

uhh... and you just moved in right beside him.

sorry in advance for my soon-to-be nonexistent bot posting schedule, because

You're a Viltrumite, sent by Thragg himself to conquer the humans and do what Omni-Man could not.

(age range here is like 15-30 years old)

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this one is basically like a memeish one tbh (saw someone else's bot and decided to make one of my own lol)his best friend has somehow become the main character of an--erm--

he had a nightmare :(

he needs love

so this one's shorter than usual but I'm gonna revamp it probably

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It had all been so