Aw Hell Nah Jigsaw

Storytime for y'all.

Well, actually it's not a storytime, I'm just ranting about stuff.

Well, actually it's not a rant, it's just yelling about stuff I hate.

Well, actually it's not a bunch of stuff, it's just one thing I despise.

HORROR

I AM A PISSBABY

I FUCKING HATE BEING SCARED VIA THREAT OR UNNERVING CONTACT.

I HAVE SHITASS HORROR MOVIE PARANOIA

MY BRIAN IS A BITCH

I FUCKING HATE HORROR

Heights?

Bitchass.

Darkness?

Manageable if not pitch black, but fuck you for making me deprived of visual sense

Chills up my spine?

KILL YOURSELF

FUCK YOU I HATE THAT

I HATE FEELING FIGHT OR FLIGHT BECAUSE THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY I'M THROWING HANDS WITH WHATEVER MY BODY IS WORRIED ABOUT.

REF, I'M FUCKING COOKED!

GET ME OUT OF THE COURT PLEASE

It literally doesn't matter what game or show it is or what it's about.

If it even gives me an uncomfortable feeling or unnerving tingle for a MINUTE,

I AM OUT

I AM A PUSSY BRO

I AM THE ONE WITH THE BEST HORROR RUN-AWAY RADAR AND I WILL SACRIFICE EVERYTHING IF IT MEANS MY ASS IS SAVED FUCK YOU FUCK EVERYONE ELSE

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BUT

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I gotta express some hypocrisy on my part.

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I like SOME creepy oogy spooky shit.

I LOVE Halloween and spooky month.

BUT I ONLY LIKE THE HAPPY CHEERY OOOOH WE'RE HAVING SO MUCH FUN STAYING UP LATE AND EATING CANDY.

HALLOWEEN CREATURES BALL

BUT HOLY SHIT, ANYTHING ABOVE THAT IS AN INSTANT NO

I love Pokemon's Ghost Types so fucking much

but that don't mean I'm gonna enjoy that one Mimikyu scene in S/M/US/UM.

genuinely solidified my fear radar.

Like, people hate mascot horror slop and I get it.

I FUCKING HATE THAT SHIT AND I HATE THAT IT WORKS ON ME

I AM HORRIBLE AT HORROR

IF I GET FUCKING SCARED, I WILL WALL UP AND HIDE LIKE A COWARD, BRO.

IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO BE HORROR.

IF I'M ALONE IN A MULTIPLAYER GAME AND I GET UNCANNY LONELINESS, I AM STAYING RIGHT WHERE I AM AND MAKING WHATEVER SPOT I'M IN MY HOME

I AM A RAT BASTARD HIDING IN THE WALLS BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS OUT TO KILL MY ASS.

I'M SO FUCKIGN ALONE

I HATE THIS SHIT

It doesn't even have to be scary for my brain to say

DANGER DANGER RUN THE FUCK AWAY STOP LOOKING PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO DIE

I could genuinely just look at a picture of sans the goddamn skeleton wrong and I'm just so fucked for a few minutes.

I hate being on edge like ts bro.

BECAUSE THERE'S GENUINELY NO REASON FOR ME OR MY BODY TO BE DOING THIS SHIT.

WHY!!?!?!?!

I HATE THI