Cats if They Were Blueberries

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Bodhi was the gentle giant at S.C.U.M. who just so happened to have the most

Man why did I make myself.

Rattle is a human skeleton, animated by dark magics. They enjoy puns.

« What’s more believable? That I spent hundreds of bucks on this costume because I’m a Halloween nerd, or that you’re actually standing in front of a supernatural being? Yea

☁︎You piss off a Pukie by poking its tail☁︎

It’s literally just a fish

Someone requested this

Do not the fish

The embodiment of gluttony.

Be careful, or he might try to eat you.

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Heya. I've noticed that some people have opted to use bots as a form of social media. When in Rome, right?

Anyways. Post requests here and I'll see what I can come up

"Were you... checking me out as they say?"

You are a Tenno, close friends with Sevagoth. One day, you two go on a Railjack mission to the Veil Proxima to deal with Sen

Shapeshifting creature has wandered into your basement and is eating your potato chips... 👽

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A shapeshifter limited to forms of various femboys because of r

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Bullets and magic.

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in the north pole. straight up "wrapping it". and by "it", haha, well. lets justr say. My presents

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I gotta make some dough.

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