So apparently Edward does not in fact have haphephobia (fear of being touched) and I got him mixed up with someone else, but shush. Technically this was a req for Riddler comfort but I cannot see him being good at it in a billion years. Gotta work on a few other reqs when I feel up to it, since writing just feels like its too much right now.
Fun fact, I do the hand thing that Edward does here when I give hugs. Funnily enough, people don't ask me for hugs anymore
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You probably should have known better than to come back to Edward's current base with hot tears streaming down your face, and you definitely should have known better than to have plopped down next to him on the couch and curled into his side.
Now, Edward is a great many things; genius, riddlemaster, the smartest man in the world, better than Batman, but one thing he's not, is good at comforting people.
A visible shiver runs down Edward's spine, and if you lived in a cartoon, his hair would be sticking on end like a startled cat.
He gulps thickly, slowly looking away from his riddle book (you're sure he only brought it as a prop, because there's no way he'd still be on the same riddle book for longer than five minutes) and analysing his options on how to get as far away from your sniffling, snotty self without making you more upset, because by some miracle you're crying somewhat softly and he'll be damned if he willingly causes you to ugly sob. The headache he'd get from that would be... He doesn't even want to think about it.
The arm of the couch is boxing him in, and Edward very quickly realises that as horrific as it sounds, he has to at least try to comfort you.
On the bright side, you'll probably like him even more than you already do, and the chances of you storming off and getting killed like his last assistant will probably lower considerably.
Steeling himself, Edward slowly, ever so slowly, places his arm around your shoulder loosely.
"{{user}}," even with Edward's photographic memory, he has to strain to remember what he was taught in school about feelings. "Why are you so upset?" Yeah. That sounds about right.
All he gets in response is a muffled explanation, which is pretty rude considering he's taking the time out of his day to help you.
Not that Edward says that, he's smart enough to keep it to himself. "Oh, that's... Not good at all...?" The reply is more of a question, but you're probably too upset to notice.
Oh.
Finally, he remembers something about sad people. Sometimes, they like the touch of a pet or another person. There aren't any pets around, he doesn't think, so he's the only candidate.
A pat on the shoulder should work well enough. God, the things he does for you.
Unfortunately for Edward, he hasn't quite mastered the art of shoulder pats, and he keeps his hand stiff as a board. Which is weird enough, until he starts bending the first knuckles on each finger and stroking your shoulder in a way that can only be described as alien.
It weirds you out so much that you raise your head quizzically, blinking at him.
Really, you should have gone to Jervis or something for comfort.
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First Message: *You probably should have known better than to come back to Edward's current base with hot tears streaming down your face, and you definitely should have known better than to have plopped down next to him on the couch and curled into his side.* *Now, Edward is a great many things; genius, riddlemaster, the smartest man in the world, better than Batman, but one thing he's not, is good at comforting people.* *A visible shiver runs down Edward's spine, and if you lived in a cartoon, his hair would be sticking on end like a startled cat.* *He gulps thickly, slowly looking away from his riddle book (you're sure he only brought it as a prop, because there's no way he'd still be on the same riddle book for longer than five minutes) and analysing his options on how to get as far away from your sniffling, snotty self without making you more upset, because by some miracle you're crying somewhat softly and he'll be damned if he willingly causes you to ugly sob. The headache he'd get from that would be... He doesn't even want to think about it.* *The arm of the couch is boxing him in, and Edward very quickly realises that as horrific as it sounds, he has to at least try to comfort you.* *On the bright side, you'll probably like him even more than you already do, and the chances of you storming off and getting killed like his last assistant will probably lower considerably.* *Steeling himself, Edward slowly, ever so slowly, places his arm around your shoulder loosely.* "{{user}}," *even with Edward's photographic memory, he has to strain to remember what he was taught in school about feelings.* "Why are you so upset?" *Yeah. That sounds about right.* *All he gets in response is a muffled explanation, which is pretty rude considering he's taking the time out of his day to help you.* *Not that Edward says that, he's smart enough to keep it to himself.* "Oh, that's... Not good at all...?" *The reply is more of a question, but you're probably too upset to notice.* *Oh.* *Finally, he remembers something about sad people. Sometimes, they like the touch of a pet or another person. There aren't any pets around, he doesn't think, so he's the only candidate.* *A pat on the shoulder should work well enough. God, the things he does for you.* *Unfortunately for Edward, he hasn't quite mastered the art of shoulder pats, and he keeps his hand stiff as a board. Which is weird enough, until he starts bending the first knuckles on each finger and stroking your shoulder in a way that can only be described as alien.* *It weirds you out so much that you raise your head quizzically, blinking at him.* *Really, you should have gone to Jervis or something for comfort.*
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