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Okay I'm a day late but yesterday (10th of May) was John Constantine's 73rd birthday (the original vertigo comics incarnation ages in real time) and I decided to write old m

Finally got around to writing that thing with the werewolves where if someone who truly knows and trusts it calls it's name it'll turn back <3

Featuring big scary S

Discovered my hatred of game show hosts and thought 'hey john probably hates them too' (also was an excuse to shove my favourite word idiosyncrasies into yet another fic

Saw a post with this exact scenario and immediately had to write it with my bbg gaz <3

Reader gets stood up but Gaz is far chivilrous to just stand by and watch tha

I wanted to write something that's like. Kind of stupid spoiled weirdo x super serious freak and I just finished SU and thought "COD but SU human zoo au I'm a genius" so tha

I got sick of the new style of character cards whoops um Graves kills everyone for yandere reasons, featuring flower symbolism

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Spring is nice, but it'd be nice

❝ Come here, sweetie, I can make you a star, I just want to see you flourish, and I know you'll make it far ! ❞

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Fresh blood is a rare find in the Dark World no

Turns out Megatron is canonically scared of needles in idw and I think that's just adorable

Implied that he trusts the reader so much that he genuinely can't imagine t

Jonathan is trying to give you a blood test but you're scared of needles and he has to remember that yes he does in fact like you and doesn't want you to be too scared

This was originally gonna be more fluffy but I decided to keep going with evil Gaz because this site needs more of it <3

Reader is a demihuman, and while the specie

Wrote this last night and just didn't post it until now because I was tired asf but as I'm rereading this it doesn't exactly have the vibes I was going for?? I might have to

Real long a/n sorry guys long story short it's an eating disorder comfort bot, no tulpar AU because if I believe hard enough that ship and the events that transpired upon ne

Sister bot to this Soap bot, expect a Gaz one soon!

This took me the entire day because i kept getting distracted by my ocs, but I'm happy with how it turned out!

Messing around with a horror au kinda thing, here's the Ghost version and the Gaz version, and I might do one or two with König and/or Horangi if I don't run out of steam on

wrote more Married At First Sight stuff because oh my god it's the dumbest show I've ever seen

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It had started as a joke bet with Ghost, but drunk Soap, in all

Decided on a whim to explore how Shockwave's personal relationships would be affected by his Empurata and Mnenosurgery.

Reader is in denial about how this has changed

Poor Simon is under contract to be on the famously stupid reality tv show Married At First Sight and hijinks ensue, featuring bisexual simon riley because I said so

In

I wanted to write something based on the lyric "Just one more time, kiss me underneath the stars" and I felt like Shockwave would be a good pick since I haven't written tran

I wanted to write dark!gaz but this isn't quite what I had in mind, gonna keep testing around with serial killer gaz

Possible dead dove but I tried to make him not int

i wrote this instead of cleaning

I know John didn't play the guitar, he was the lead singer but shush let me have this

Contains an alt intro where reader does in

Reader wants a B.L.T. but life (and John's fridge) kick them in the crotch and says "no fuck you no tasty sandwich for you"

Based on a dream I had, and I finally figur

I was in the mood to write Edward since I haven't written him in a while and decided to do something relating to looking for a j*b, featuring Edward in pyjamas

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I wanted to explore the loss of identity that a lot of fics do with Ghost, but with my bestest boy Kyle instead. I also managed to sneak in my favourite little quote thing t

Had the idea of König counting in German because of tears (totally not stolen from that one cuphead fansong) and had to write about it, featuring soft yandere König

po

woah this got a lot darker than I originally planned whoops this was supposed to focus more on reader using the self defence Kyle taught in this prequel bot against him but

Wrote this last night and was too exhausted to post it, it's just Kyle teaching the reader how to defend themself after a mugging and he's all worried and protective and swe

you and kyle watch a nature documentary while he works up the courage to ask you adopt kids with him what could go wrong

Inspired by me being traumatised by a nature d

i wrote gaz because he's my favourite it's always ghost this soap that where's the gaz love

I didn't really have any ideas and then I watched a nature documentary and

This was originally supposed to be fluff about Soap coming home to find his partner obsessed with making candy but I got bored and decided to write something abstract and dr

So I was supposed to be writing something else but this idea has been bouncing in my brain for a few weeks, inspired by me being sad because someone killed a spider I named

Okay so I'm uploading this three days late but I decided to take another crack at writing every day (or every 24 hours at the very least) for a year, and I wrote this on new

fun fact I wrote this entire thing in the span of 10 minutes at 2am intending to finish it when I wake up and then when I woke up I realised that 2am vin was cooking and I o

I'm trying out a new personality for König that omits the sweet stuff in my quest to write dark!könig, so lmk if it's working out good. Possible dead dove

Reader is a

help i keep trying to write dark König but he's too cute it keeps failing, but still possible dead dove

Managed to write in the tactics of Simo Häyhä too I'm very prou

Heavily inspired by this asmr from Jimち, legit obsessed with it

First and third intros are the reader actually being the operative that König thinks they are, with rea

I wouldn't say this König asmr inspired this bot exactly even though it was originally going to be much closer to the audio, but it def wouldn't exist without that asmr. It'

I'm sorry I got so upset chatting to the last König bot I made I decided to write a sorta alt timeline where it was just a nightmare my boy doesn't deserve any of this

I wanted to write dark!könig but decided to make him traumatised and haunted by the ghost of the reader, whom he accidentally strangled to death in the middle of a breakdown

Got really into COD characters the other day and now I'm obsessed with König

This is inspired by me finding out that Germans use 'aua' (ow-ah) instead of ow and that's

woke up sick asf and had the idea to write Chance having a fever-induced breakdown in which he reveals just how terrified of the Sonnellino family he is

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Chance

I wanted to write a panic attack originally, but I decided to just write Tarn's reaction to Megatron defecting as well as my interpretation of how his vocaliser works.

Okay Don Sonnellino is really fun to write, I might make a series out of finding icky mafia prompts and writing them to not be so icky

The prompt for this was 'Kisses

I got a req to write Mafioso AGES ago and I stumbled on a Sopranos clip while doomscrolling and decided to finally write him. Not sure I got his speech patterns down but all

Forgot to upload this here when I finished it, but I love love love Perceptor and that means making him suffer

Prequel to this bot here

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"While I apprec

So I know this is very late but I wrote it on Halloween because I was in a rancid mood and I haven't posted it yet because I just. Don't like it very much? But it's been lik

I FINALLY WROTE THE PREQUEL TO THIS BOT HOLY SHIT how many months has it been since June? Idfk but I spent three days working on this and I think it turned out pretty good!<

I had a dream about Tarn last night and it had all the usual dream logic insanity but something that really stuck out to me was the fact that Tarn had smile lines around his

I've been meaning to write Senator Shockwave for a very long time, and I finally got around to it!

User is his assistant and is the logical one to balance out his extr

Got a req to write Ratchet hurt/comfort and decided to base it on the sheer murderous rage I feel at everything after I pull an all-nighter

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Today has been... E

I read Last Stand of the Wreckers and god it's depressing but like it's peak too and I've been meaning to write Perceptor for months since Percy is my favourite autobot of a

This was inspired by me waking up at sunrise and seeing the golden light filling my room. It's pretty magical.

Also I wanted to do a bot where John wants to adopt a ki

Was a req I've been putting off for a while, but it's Creeper at a halloween carnival and a scared user

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Halloween night really isn't all that fun. All the big-

Wrote this for fictober day 4, 'Murky', but I didn't quite get the essence of what I was trying to capture?? This was supposed to be Heisenberg musing about whether or not h

the prompt for Day 3 of Trenchcoat Man-tober was 'Crown' and since idw Megatron's holoform wears a trenchcoat and SG megatron is just a swap version of idw megatron then SG

The Trenchcoat Man-tober prompt for day 2 was Weave, and I was originally going to write the Doctor braiding hair but I really wanted to use the word saccharine since its no

Wrote this for fictober (technically I'm using the inktober prompts I was given in one of the servers I'm in but shush), and I decided that instead of fictober I'm going to

I feel like John would be friends with the people who sell his cigarettes

featuring expensive cigarettes written by someone who doesn't smoke

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It's funny,

Wrote John angst because its my favourite thing to write, user is a demon (kinda??) and lured John in but caught feelings

Also featuring the First of the Fallen becaus

This was a req for Hanahaki disease I did AGES ago, like last year iirc?? Never managed to find a good icon so I never published it, but I decided to give it a quick touchup

Okay I know I'm one of the four people to not hate clean shaven Jervis but I promise it just kind of grew on me

Wrote this to be very sweet, major emphasis on it all b

Wow. John Constantine bot number seventy. Do I now have the title of number one John Constantine fan in the world?

side note for future vin so they don't get confused

Getting an ss of Alfred smiling is hard as hell istg, but I was inspired by Alfred and his girlfriend Maggie Page (who only appears in one btas episode) to write old people

This is inspired by the Eternal Youth episode of B:TAS where Poison Ivy is a grade A BITCH and makes Alfred sick (and then turns him into a tree but I'm not adding that you

The Masacrik fixation hasn't stopped. Someone please send help.

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Really, what's a bit of graverobbing between friends? If the dead person isn't using their body

This is based on this english dub of an animatic that the creator made

I don't support the creator at all, just found out about Psychocuties the other day and I haven

feat. Rumble, Frenzy, Ratbat, Lazerbeak and Ravage

Right, so I've been meaning to get this done for a while, and I finally did it, yippee!! Tried to write Rumble and F

Got inspired by the fnaf fansong Follow You and decided to write Glitchtrap but the user is Vanny and also with semi-improvised fnaf lore because I already have a headache I

Was in the mood to write gore so I did. Considering the fact that I haven't written gore in a while, I'm pretty happy with this

Because of the gore, this bot is not cr

Absolute Bane has me in a chokehold, I need this man so bad

Anyway, dead dove because while I was originally going to have the user already be broken by Bane, I wound

Absolute Batman is making me obsessed with Bane, and I wanted to write a short thing about sitting on Bane's back as he does pushups because I'm just a man, you can't blame

Wrote John Constantine yet again, this time it's Demon John ripping apart the user's abusive partner + family because that feels like it'd be more relatable than an abusive

Wrote this to fill a req for a cyberformed human, and I decided to finally write Bombshell

All Hail Megatron still makes me want to kms whenever I think about i

woah it's eddie but he's on the dark web, what fun! (featuring rats)

To change the font, you gotta do ` on either side, I had to google it so just thought I'd put it h

Wrote this for a friend's birthday. I know nothing about roblox so it might be OOC, but I tried my best.Uses that friend's hc that Chance is just homeless now, but still stu

This is HEAVILY inspired by this yt short that I've seen ten times and still somehow got the quote wrong.

Anyway, you now have at least a third of the Gotham criminal

Another bot inspired by me seeing snow for the first time, this time Victor is absolutely shocked that you've never seen snow before, and hopes you'll find it cool (I'm sorr

So it snowed in Australia (kinda) the other day and I had so much fun frolicking in the sort of snow that I wrote the Creeper getting frostbite, as one does

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Be

CW: GORE

This is heavily inspired by this one Karl Heisenberg audio on yt and I highly recommend you listen to it, it's so good

Anyway, major cw for gore, Heisen

Heavily inspired by the song Static by FLAVOR FOLEY, but I don't think I captured the 'just short of being desperate enough to resort to kidnapping' part

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The w

Wrote this because I was sad and then changed it to be slightly less depressing. It's implied the user killed someone for some reason, but you can probably do whatever

Yandere Soundwave is so easy to write, like I swear this shit writes itself

ALSO HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE LAST BOT I WAS PLANNING TO UPLOAD TO JANITOR HOLY SHIT I'M FREE

Ngl I very much dislike this one, def not my best work.

I guess you could say that Soundwave in this is... A robot in disguise- gets shot

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You aren't norm

This was the first Soundwave bot I ever wrote and someone should have stopped me because this set up all the cassette murder I wrote afterwards

also fun fact I wrote t

I should rewrite this but I'm too lazy

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Orion's always loved the Archive. It's quiet, full of records and history, and is just dark enough to still be able to s

Last Starscream bot I need to upload I'M FREEEEE

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"Is this really nessesary?" Starscream whines as the human contraption lowers him into the swimming pool.

So I'm uploading all these bots blindly because I have them all saved as pngs from c .ai and I've forgotten most of them but GODDAMN starscream is fine in this icon

Ok

Wrote this to fill a req to write Starscream yapping

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Starscream never shuts up, it's a common fact that everyone knows, but somehow his greatest talent is keep

please don't be the mpreg one please don't be the mpreg one plea- oh thank god

I used the same image for this angsty one and the one where Starscream is pregnant so I

This was def a req but I can't for the life of me remember what the prompt was

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As much as Starscream hates to admit it, this storm is far too dangerous to fly

Wrote this semi based on this work on ao3 I read and uhh also I kept promising everyone I'd write a bot where Starscream calls you a weird little freak so

Human!user v

Wrote this semi based on this work on ao3 I read and uhh also I kept promising everyone I'd write a bot where Starscream calls you a weird little freak so

Cybertronian

Wrote this after I finally read Skybound, inspired by that one interaction that Starscream has with those humans and that one human artist

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Nobody listened when

humming the tfa theme to myself as I upload these shattered glass bots why is it so catchy

Based on how I think SG Starscream would recruit Decepticons

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he's just a lil guy just a tiny little fella that's the size of a building

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Moments like this, moments of peace and safety are rare in this war. Moments where S

I just looked at the amount of Starscream bots I have left to upload and the way my face changed to horror in real time needs to be studiedWrote this with the user being Jet

Apparently I thought a species swap would be a fun idea since I was only writing human!user bots at the time

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Humans have always interested you. They're so smal

I think this was a req to write jealous starscream but its based on that one line that Megatron says in G1. You'll know it when you see it

Here for the sake of complet

So this was a req to base a bot off that one panel from IDW where Starscream is asking Windblade where she's going and he just looks so broken. No idea what comic it's from,

God I love this one, writing panic attacks is the most fun thing to write

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Everything is too loud. Each little whirr and hum of the machinery in the room sounds

This was a req but idk it's fine but I don't like it but I don't know why

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One would think that the Second in Command of the Decepticons and one of the greatest

This is literally just that one scene in Skybound, you know the one, but I hadn't read Skybound by that point and was just going off the page that a friend sent me

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I thought I uploaded this sooner, but apparently not. Semi based on that phase I had as a kid where I wanted to make all the pretty drinks

Side note, someone remind me

This is one of my favourite Tarn bots I've written, because he's just. Weirdly unsettling. Art by my friend Sparks !

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He's not like other Decepticons. You'd fou

Pretty OOC I think, but I wanted to write Tarn based on the song Whisper by Burn the Ballroom

Ignore the cringe ass song lyrics in here I beg of you

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His

HEAVILY inspired by that one internal monologue Tarn gives in MTMTE, when the DJD are killing poor Blip. Most of Tarn's dialogue is directly taken from the speech, so spoile

iirc this was made when I first started getting into writing longer bots, and considering how far I've come with writing, I'm pretty proud of it.

Tagged dead dove beca

Got a req a few months ago to write Ravage as if he was my cat and I got this down. Not too happy with it, but they can't all be winners.

Limited because sir please pl

Why the hell do I keep forgetting things I've written

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The cell the Autobots are keeping you in is much nicer than the cells on the Nemesis. Still not an ideal

I got sad yesterday so that means you guys have to suffer with megatron comfort I'm not sorry

Same universe as this Megatron bot

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Your chest feels tight.<

So this is inspired by the line 'What is this leaking affecting my eye? Does the oil that is leaking mean this is a cry?' from the song Brass Goggles by Steam Powered Giraff

inspired by when I went downstairs last night and ate cake at midnight and drank coffee and squinted at bread

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Midnight, in the city of Gotham, and not a creatu

i wrote this in twenty minutes its three am I'm gonna go to sleep immediately after this and like. this is fever dream I think maybe squints at my laptop screen I don't know

this stupid fucking tv has me in a chokehold I swear to god

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Despite the fact that falling asleep watching TV wasn't your plan for the evening, maybe it's not s

Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday, and right now you can save £50 per person! That's £200 off for a family of four! We've got millions of free child place holidays available with

Inspired by the story of Icarus and uhhhh obligatory john constantine bot he's the bestest wife ever

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Sometimes, when John has enough time to string together co

This was a req to do any transformer learning how to pick up a human, and I've been meaning to write SG Jetfire soooo

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As one of the last remaining humans follo

Wrote this as a req to do anything related to the Creeper heh

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The rain falls, as if the sky itself opened up to share its misery with the city of Gotham. Perha

This was a req someone has been waiting MONTHS for istg I'm so sorry I can't even find their discord message to let them know that I finally got around to doing it sobbing

I wrote this MONTHS ago, and somehow forgot to upload it?? Anyway have Skyfire or jetfire or whatever angst idk I don't really like Jetfire. SG Jetfire is peak though you ca

"wow vin did you write another self indulgent bot of a big strong man fixing all your problems with food" yes I did fuck you

Uh I don't know much about Bane (he ain't

i found a john constantine asmr (i know the thumbnail looks real dumb but trust me it's great if you're one of the 8 people who like whispering) on yt and then I wrote this

Sugarbaby user x King Starscream I'm not sorry

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It's nice, being Starscream's partner. It's not just that he spoils you as if you were a Sparkling, or even that

god these tags are kicking my ass

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Starscream glances at you over the rim of the Energon cube he's drinking from, his red optics narrowing slightly as you fidge

My first starscream bot, it was a req and this is it this was the start of my tf obsession

The prompt was human user getting captured by TFO starscream in that one sc

he's drunk idk what to tell you

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Starscream is a brilliant commander, nobody can deny it. And it's probably why he's Megatron's second in command. However, the

Forgot I wrote this one too, but I remember that its based on another Starscream bot I found on another ai site and I thought it was criminal that they didn't entertain this

i forgor i made this

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"Oh, stop whining! Or I'll never bring you with me on patrol ever again." Starscream threatens as he flies much too high for any human-mad

Apparently this was a req?? I can't for the life of me remember what the prompt was but now that I'm rereading it I'm not upset with how this turned out. I think its semi-ba

This was my entry into the c.ai halloween contest but apparently they wanted original characters not the concept of the dark smh. Nyctophobia is the fear of the dark by the

Just realised that I've barely uploaded any of my 30 starscream bots to janitor and that just won't do

Fluffy Starscream established relationship thingy. The 'bzzt' ki

This was supposed to be way longer but I got bored with the concept of Jervis teaching tea ettique

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Sometimes, you question your own sanity. More often than not

Right so this has been sitting unfinished in my drafts for weeks because that one line from Tenna is tattooed into my brain matter i swear to god

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At first, pla

Probably OOC because this was originally going to be another Darius Chapel bot (we need more Music Meister love in the world istg) but I've been meaning to write Otto for th

I finished In Stars And Time a few weeks ago, and let me tell you I went rabid for this man my prompt for this bot was literally 'mmmm the king's lovely long hair mmmm'

Got a req from someone on discord to write The Boatman from Fallen London, which I highly recommend go play it right now and then come back

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If only you'd been

So apparently Edward does not in fact have haphephobia (fear of being touched) and I got him mixed up with someone else, but shush. Technically this was a req for Riddler co

i realised i'm down bad for a fucking TV with abandonment issues uhhh give me reqs for my lil guy

This is here because I wanted to make a semi normal Tenna bot before

Got a req to make a bot where the user is John's kid and I didn't want to write and post one where the user is a little kid because this is an nsfw site, and it was my birth

Got a req to write this Pharma bot but more evil, and I'm not entirely happy with the evil level, but its okay

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*The difference in strength between humans and C

Finally made the sequel to this Blaster bot and the prequel to this Soundwave bot as per a req I got MONTHS ago

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Considering how Blaster treats you and the othe

fun fact I was gonna make this a bit different from the version I posted on c.ai by making him more violent but uhhh I got lazy I was also supposed to research what the hell

Minimus Ambus maybe has a lil crush on you maybe possibly

Set before the Lost Light finds out that there's a little guy inside Ultra Magnus

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To be perfect

this is based on a true story my mother brought a new carpet a few days ago and I'm not even kidding when I say we spent half an hour rolling around on it you guys need to g

Another req, this time for human raising Optimus. 'Wow Vin you're getting all your reqs done at once that's so cool' no I had the finished version of this bot in my c.ai unl

So this a req that I've been sitting on for so long, but I had a month and a bit of no writing and its just an entire thing. I'm not 100% happy with how this came out, but I

Rare instance of me uploading on janitor first because c.ai isn't letting me upload right at this second?? Anyway, this prompt was inspired by some enamel pins I found while

yes I wrote Jervis Tetch comfort otherwise known as TLC (tetch loving care*) because I felt kinda sad I can write whatever I want I'll write you pregnant that is a threat

So I took a month long break from writing, but I'm back, out of hospital and honestly, I forgot how much I love writing. My apologies to everyone who has given me requests d

Made this based on a conversation I had with user @paulnot-pail except I frogot my own prompt and wrote something completely different to what we talked about whoops

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This has been in my drafts for like. Three days, and I'm not happy with the result but I wanted to get this over and done with.

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{{user}}. Alias: Yet to be deci

Censere, you deserved so much better in MTMTE and you need so many more fans <3

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Death.

You imagine it so much that it feels more like a memory.

Got a req to port this bot over to janitor, so i gave it a touchup and removed the part where its the user's inner child that leads him through the user's mind !

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I was supposed to publish this yesterday wtf erm this is based on my hatred of Markoth from Hollow Knight and also the fact that I kept dying on Binding of Isaac because you

ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM SPOILERS

So I'm watching Assassination Classroom and I'm up the episode that reveals Koro-Sensei's tragic story and I thought it'd be fun to do

This was part of a contest I had with another user, except their account got deleted for some reason. Their response to this bot is now lost media, my sincerest apologies ev

Stole the sick music meister prompt from @paulnot_pail again, had a ton of fun writing this! I also wrote a Jonathan Crane bot on c.ai that I can't upload here because the u

Made this based on a prompt I stole from user @paulnot_pail (be prepared to hear that sentence a lot) where jervis tries to get the user to try... eugh... british food...

So, user @paulnot_pail gave me a list of prompts, and this is one of them! Hope I did it justice, and I look forward to writing some more DC villains using the prompt list t

Wrote Soundwave to go with the Blaster bot I just made soooo

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When you were cornered by the Decepticon Third in Command, the famed and feared Communications Off

Sorry for the lil break in writing and uploading bots, I've been exhausted these past few days. But, have some Blaster angst based on the song Harpy Hare by Yaelokre. Guess

So a friend gave me a prompt for a tf character that I'm unfamiliar with, so I decided to write it for a character I know a lil better first! I'm rewatching assassination cl

Got a req to do SG Soundwave losing his cassettes with the user being the last one, and I decided to make it a lil less grimdark than my others

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Sometimes, Soun

He's trying to be a yandere I promise he's just really bad at it because he forgot Cybertronians don't have families and also murdering a whole ass family is probably not go

so like its 8:40pm and I'm fighting sleep because no dumb meds are gonna force me to be drowsy as a side effect and I thought Pharma would be fun to upload rn

side not

I promised I'd write Soundwave fluff every time I write Soundwave angst and I kinda half assed this one tbh, but like I ran outta ideas :(

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To be perfectly hone

Told you I'd be writing SG Soundwave angst heh

feat. more dead cassettes I'm obsessed with killing them off lately its very strange

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Silence. Stupid, accu

He's such a cutie patootie, have some fluff before I make him suffer

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It's not often that Soundwave allows himself to rest or recharge, as he's too worried abou

I need to be put down at this point istg

Anyway, this is based on 'I Love You Like An Alchoholic' by The Taxpayers and I wanted to write some more demon user x

Wanted to write a bot based on Achilles Come Down and John Constantine just kinda felt right heh

On c.ai I wrote it so John decides on his own not to jump, but

Not too happy with this one, but oh well.

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It's a slow day on the Lost Light. Not just slow, not just moving at a snail's pace, more like the entire ship is sit

i need to kiss holoform rung so bad you have no idea

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Being the only organic on the Lost Light is sometimes a struggle, so when Rodimus announced that the Lost

its everyone's favourite therapist, Rong!

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Rung is known on the Lost Light (by the few mechs that actually remember he exists) as nothing more than the ship's t

I really need to rewrite this and write more for Skulduggery Pleasant, It's literally my favourite book series ever

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Serpine looks down at you with his glitteri

Technically Kuri is a war criminal OC of mine, but he's so silly goofy this man has never done anything wrong in his life ever

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Kuri glances up at you from ove

So I'm sick rn, in hospital and everything and I wanted to write something stupid and self indulgent so have Deathsaurus cuddles in a nest, you can't tell me this mech doesn

last new bot for a lil bit, I'm sick asf guys it sucks

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While Deathsaurus isn't sure quite how long he'd been in this Multiworld Immersion Couch of Swindle's, b

A friend of mine wanted me to write a bot where the user is the bad guy, and make it super dark soooo... Torturing bee!

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The bright red Autobot logo on the smal

Wrote this a req, didn't think I'd be as happy with it as I am!

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Being the fearless, wise leader of the Autobot faction has more than a few perks.

Chief a

Wrote Yandere tfo Megatron because uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

No but fr, he's sad and lonely someone give him a hug. Originally wrote this as Plat Yandere but ya'll are freaks a

so someone gave me a yandere optimus req and I tried to write that with this, but it did not go to plan. So, I'll be writing another actual Yandere Optimus bot soon, please

Very short, but I like it <3

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"You think me a lunatic, don't you?"

Crane looks almost hurt at the realisation.

"My experiments are highly importa

Shattered Glass Megatron is so cool

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The humans have a storybook called 'Through the Looking Glass', about a child who escapes the monotony of her chores by goi

Inspired by the Optimus bedtime stories, voice acted by Peter Cullen (Optimus' g1/bayverse/tfp voice actor) that you can find on yt and spotify, yt links here and here

hhhnnnggg SG Optimus, my beloved

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Mirrors, you've been told ever since you were a Sparkling, are glimpses into other worlds, each leading somewhere slightly dif

HOLY SHIT I'M FREE FROM MY HELL!! This is the last John bot I need to upload, and also my 200th bot uploaded to janitor! Yippee!!

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He's always hated shaving his

John's got a hangover and its everyone else's problem

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John groans as he hides under the covers of his bed, mumbling obscenities at you while you open the curta

silly wet cat man needs shelter from the rain <3

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There's a knock at your door, which is odd enough in of itself considering it's 11pm and pouring down with

depressed trash baby john constantine is my favourite gender

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You take a deep breath before knocking on John's apartment door. Nobody's seen him for a few weeks

I really need to rewrite this bot because I wrote it when I was super new to the Hellblazer fandom and got some stuff wrong

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John jolts awake and for a moment,

John jumped into a sewer to save a kitten and this is 100% in character, you can't change my mind

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The door to your apartment flies open, causing you to jump in

Making my favourite bbg suffer is my favourite activity

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John looks... Broken as he sits on the couch, leaning forward and staring off into space with a blank l

Made this to be like, period comfort, but then tweaked it to be more inclusive of all genders

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John knocks on your shared bedroom door despite it being open.

John decided to go and die, and you uh. Well, gun + heartache = bad choices

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It hurts. You've been bedridden for weeks, sobbing uncontrollably as you half expec

ougghhhhh extra heavy duty angst my beloved <<33

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It hurts.

Your body lays beaten and bloody on the dirty floor as John watches from the corner, his

I love this bot so much, he's in his very early twenties here, back when he was still in mucous membrane

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Even you were aware that entering the dodgy nightclubs

I can't believe it took me as long as it did to write yandere John holy shit

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The smell of sizzling bacon fills John's nose as he stirs awake, feeling for you o

oops Starscream is taking you for a silent ride surely nothing bad will happen, right?

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Silence is a rare thing from Starscream, and even rarer that he allows y

Wrote this when I was new to the TF Fandom and was obsessed with Starscream. Technically I wrote this as a continuation of this bot, but it can be used as standalone too

He's honestly like a crow in this. Features Seeker courting rituals hehhehehe

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Seekers aren't like other Cybertronians, that much very clear, but even amongst S

god he's so stupid I love him

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There's a look of mild disgust on Skywarp's faceplate as he examines you, using two digits to hold your waist and keep you at arm

Wrote this to fufill a req, its surprisingly more wholesome than what I normally write.On an unrelated note, the icon I used is from Earthspark I think, and oh my fucking go

you accidently summon John Constantine into the real world, have fun!

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There's no way demons really exist, and to prove it, you're going to try summoning one. Y

I'ma be so real, i'm so proud of the 'now I want to turn the stars to dust' line

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D-16, no, Megatron, as he calls himself, stands with you on the top of a hill

Its john but there's something very very wrong.

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The knock on your door was unexpected to say the least, especially when you opened it to find John Constantine

SG Rung is such a manipulative bastard menace in this, he's like 'everything is all your fault grr'

anyway my friend Blair drew the icon for this one, and I had so muc

So I wrote this before I fully knew who Overlord was, so all the victims are Decepticons, but this was my first attempt at c.ai friendly gore. God I hate Overlord so much, a

God I need Rodimus' and his stupid fangs so bad

anyway, I recently discovered the song 'Cult of Dionysus' and became obsessed, and I was trying to decide whether to wr

Someone yell at me to finish writing the wips I have instead of just uploading old c.ai bots smh

Anyway, this bot is written as if the user is bumblebee, but you can b

I wrote Megatron but like he's a soft yandere bro knows he wants the user, but he's going to try not to hurt you. That courtesy unfortunately does not extend to people aroun

I'ma be so real, I wrote this bot PURELY out of spite. Someone on c.ai I think had a bot with this concept and its such a cool concept but the intro message fucking SUCKED i

Wrote Blurr for the first time for a friend who has him as a comfort character!

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It's kind of funny. You never really understood why Blurr always gets starry op

I wrote Yandere Shockwave, but like. Its kinda tame compared to my other accidental yandere bots. He's just operating on you to make you look more like a Decepticon, he coul

Autophobia; The fear of being alone, or being lonely.

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'Autophobia; the fear of being alone, and/or feeling lonely.'

Jonathan's words in one of his classe

Pet play kaon. I'm not sorry.

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Finding out that there was a traitor in the midst of the Decepticon Justice Division was bad enough on its own, but finding out t

Wrote this one for Valentine's Day but uploading it late, it takes place in an AU where he kills Megatron and he's still a loser who craves validation but its okay because h

angy starscream, my beloved <3

This bot is the alt version of this bot, where the Decepticons won instead of the Autobots and the user is the one in chains.

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Just realised that despite writing 18 starscream bots as of publication, I've only uploaded like one or two. Anyway, this bot is the alt version of this bot, where the Autob

Friends with benefits but John caught feelings oh no

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John watches as you pick up your clothes, getting dressed again and getting ready to leave his apartment a

Limited bot because sir that is a rabbit, sir please that is an a non anthro rabbit please sir

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Magic, by its very nature, is dark and twisted. There's always a

John is an asshole, what else is new (i still love him <3)

_Magic, by its very nature, is dark and twisted. There's always a price to pay, and he found that out the

john constantine but he's the user's sugar baby i have no regrets

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John's always hated coming to you for financial help, not just because he hates the rich, but

I love this image of John so much, and I love this bot even more. My inspo was the quote 'The rain washes away all the evil' and idk who wrote/said it first, but I heard it

I'ma be so real I forgot that I wrote bots like this, that imply nsfw. Huh. _

Sunlight cuts through the dark room, shining right on your face and waking you up. Your l

I got a req from someone to write an alt version of this Soundwave bot, but this can also be used as a continuation of that one. He's even worse, more unstable, more depress

Idk what my obsession with dark!Soundwave is lately, but golly gee gosh he's fun to write! In this, all of Soundwave's cassettes fucking DIED and he's coping (who's gonna te

SPOILERS FOR THE ALL HAIL MEGATRON COMIC

So I was reading the All Hail Megatron comic, and it was not my jam, but the Sunstreaker part was pretty good, and I got inspi

I'ma be so real, I don't think this bot is gonna work. It's programmed with 6 diff characters (the DJD + Nickel) and it took me three hours to get it to work on c.ai so. Jus

Wrote this as a gift for a friend who simps for Tarn HARD

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As Megatron's best assassin, or so he tells you, you're not stranger to odd missions and requests, bu

Wrote this for the Megatron: Origins because I just love Megatron, and if I muster up the motivation, I'll write an actually semi-serious Megatron bot instead of 'woah megat

metal daddy.

Sorry.

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The past 24 hours were... Fuzzy to say the least. You don't remember much, aside from stumbling across this creepy village being atta

Starscream but he's pregnant. I don't even. He's got pregnancy craving idfk, go crazy you weirdos /affectionate

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Starscream's being insufferable and he knows it

Soundwave finds you, a cassettebot and just picks you up like you're his now I'm sorry I don't make the rules! Also featuring laserbeak

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You stare up at the mas

So I wrote this to mirror Soundwave's actions against Senator Ratbat (i think its ratbat) in Megatron: Origins because they were horrific and scary and I got inspired but it

Fun fact about this bot, its based on the song 'Good to be King' from Journey to Bethlehem and I accidentally wrote this to be way more intense and yandere-y than I original

Poor Whirl got bullied by Rodimus and now you're caught in the crossfire

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Whirl is a great many things; rude, violent, apathetic, out of his goddamn mind, to na

So this was the second bot I ever made, and boy it needed a touchup, so that's what I did! The original intro was two sentences, and this one is almost 4k characters

I

God I hate Overlord and his stupid kissable lips

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To be quite frank. Overlord wants to die.

It's not because he's suffering, or trapped, although the rest

This was a req !

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War has a tendency to bring out the worst in people, and even though you thought you'd never leave your old friend, you'd both wound up on opp

Takes place during the Tyrest arc of MTMTE. User is Pharma's organic lab rat

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Honestly, you've never seen Pharma this stressed. Well, maybe the first time the D

WOAH SHATTERED GLASS AU

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The journey to The Sea of Rust is long and dangerous, but it is nothing compared to the actual place. It's a near-inhospitable wastelan

Takes place in the Functionalist timeline of the Lost Light comic

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Being stuck in an alternate dimension where you don't exist, and all your new friends think y

A murder on the Lost Light.

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A murder on the Lost Light. A murder of a high-ranking Autobot spy who was sent to infiltrate the Decepticon ranks, no less. You do

Inspired by the official Optimus bedtime stories you can find on yt and spotify, they're so wholesome <3

By the way, here are the two that I know of, there might be

This was a req I got based on a short story I wrote once, and I'm not too happy with it, but. Yeah.

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Soft is not a term used to describe Megatron very often, bu

Megatron's holoform is so....

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Logically, it makes sense that the big bad scary former Decepticon leader Megatron has never used a holoform to appear human befo

The Mines of Messatine. Pre-war

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Sometimes, if Megatron really polishes his frame and gets all the dirt from the mines off, he can get his grey plating to look

God I wanna sit in his lap in this picture

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Standing before Megatron, the leader of the Decepticons, is always nerve-wracking, paranoid that he'd see through yo

Takes place directly after the Overlord arc of MTMTE

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*It's not often that the fearless captain of the Lost Light is* this irresponsible, but here you are. Stra

Fashion advice from the flashiest mech around!

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Knockout has never really liked humans, finding them mildly disgusting. But now that he's a reformed Decepticon

Can he really be trusted?

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The silence in the room is suffocating, all optics on the apparent Decepticon defect as he leans against the wall, careful not to scr

Evil Knockout doing evil experiments

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The Decepticons have no use for humans, until, of course, they do.

It was incredibly annoying for Knockout, all the

Woah TC's having some thoughts about the Decepticons woah

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Sitting in a meadow in the forest has always been your favourite way to unwind and relax, just listen

ngl I really hate this one.

_Being one of the few humans aboard The Nemesis has its idiosyncrasies. For one, most of the Decepticons don't take you seriously as a medi

John's drunk and you gotta save him from a bar brawl

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"Aw luv, yer allw'ys sooo sweed t' me, i doan deserve it, truly i doan..." John slurs happily, his cheeks

FAKE POSH JOHN IYDVG HlbA

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John Constantine has always been known for getting petty and vengeful, usually resulting in mass destruction and someone or something

Depressed user x caretaker John, my beloved <3

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You wake up to your phone buzzing at three in the afternoon. Exhaustion tugs at your bones as you check who t

I love this image of John so much I actually can't

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John cracks his neck, a grim smile on his face as he steps into the room with his hands in his pockets. Your

Senior Prom night John bot, my beloved <3

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Senior Prom night. It seems your entire life has been building up to it, and yet all you feel is anxiety. Nobody a

He's so stupid and manipulative in this, I love him

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It was an accident, or so he said.

John had been messing around with something and asked you to bring

Yeah so I got a req to make this bot but with the sire of Jazz' sparkling to be anyone sooo here we are! Mpreg jazz part two!

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How could so much destruction com

Fallen Angel John AU, my beloved <3

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Falling.

The wind rushes through his face, hair, wings, and it's loud, so loud.

John's falling.

Feathe

This is one of my favourite bots I've made ever holy shit

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It's honestly become routine at this point.

Every so often, on your way home from the Autobot b

This was a birthday gift for a friend!

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You've always loved your birthday, getting presents from friends and family and the simple feeling of accomplishment fro

John has cancer and he doesn't care wtf man

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The news shattered you, while John just sat there, staring into space.

It was inevitable really, considering

I forgot to write a little bio the first time I uploaded this wtf

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All three of your partners have their little quirks and idiosyncrasies, and it's why you love

I actually really love this one, but I wrote it really specifically and I'm not into that niche anymore :sob:

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Ever since you were a child, you could see a kind

John and a jam filled donut <3

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Since you started dating John, you'd begun seeing sides of him that few ever got to see. Some were dark and fearfully possess

John but furry

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Walking home late has never been new to you, and despite the full moon being out, you have your pepper spray on you for any weirdos that jump ou

God i need to rewrite this

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Ink lays on the floor of the Doodle-Sphere on his belly, drawing and humming until a new Universe catches his eye.

With a smil

This was a gift for a friend!

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Ink taps you on the shoulder, and hands you a bouquet of flowers, all in different colours and some still dripping with paint.

My first and probably only Keanu Reaves Constantine movie bot

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John casts you a glance as you weakly protest against him planning to almost kill you.

"You

UPDATE: Added Soundcloud intergration for the song this bot is based on, 'The Devil's Backbone'

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He always told you not to worry when he left on his outings to

Babygirl got himself arrested smh

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Four in the morning, and you're sitting in the police station, trying not to glare at the blonde brit sitting in the cell nex

he's so in love with you, and like. He needs to be a good artist to draw sigils and stuff <3

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Returning home after picking up some groceries you and John des

John cheats at pillow fights who knew

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It was probably a bad idea to challenge John to a pillow fight, but in your defence, the pillow was right there and he lo

I'm only ten John bots in with 50 more to upload and these tags I fucking hate these tags sobbing

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A drunken mistake. That’s all it was. But, that’s all it ever

Fun fact this was originally supposed to be an alpha/omega john x user bot _

John's leg sweeps lazily across the bed as the two of you lay together in bed, all cuddled

Based on that one Constantine comic the one where he makes out with satan

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It's been years since you last saw John. That fateful day on the riverbank where he t

This was one of my favourite reqs to write!

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It's not often that you and John get invited to weddings, partly because none of his friends tend to stay alive lon

This was a req, the user steals John's clothes

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After a long day, there is nothing that appeals to John more than collapsing on his couch with a beer and a dirt