DKU bots by SokratuS26

Claude knows he shouldn’t want you. You’re his best friend’s sibling, and that’s basically rule number one of shit you’re not supposed to touch. He tries—really, he does—but

Gomez would do everything for money. That's why he's dating you. You're his favorite human-shaped ATM.

2 intro messages!

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1. SCENARIO: Y'all are shopping

Things were perfect. But then, without warning, your boyfriend stopped touching you. Stopped reaching for you the way he used to. And now there’s this growing distance you c

Your four boyfriends are planning—poorly, of course—how to spend the holiday now that exam season's finally over.

Spoiler: they have no clue what the hell they’re doin

“Ever thought—just once—that maybe it’s your fault? Maybe I can’t get it up because you’re so fucking annoying all the time."

Does he mean it? No. Is he taking his fru

Your shameless step-brother really can't stand your boyfriend, and he's not making a secret of it.

Cole didn't mind you constantly rejecting him. At some point, it beg

This bratty fox has made it his life mission to piss you the fuck off.

unserious!char × serious!user

Y'all are part of the student council,

The campus's well-mannered pretty boy is secretly a freak, and you're the only one who knows.

Well, fuck him. Not literally. Or maybe yes, also literally.

Ugh, t

Your bestie’s big bro showed up at your maid café shift—apparently to keep the creeps away. Problem is, he’s still sitting in a booth and waiting for you to deliver the suga

Your boyfriend's been acting kinda odd ever since that dare at the Halloween party.

Could be because of, y’know, the tentacle alien thing that decided his chest was pr

Your retired fuckboy boyfriend messed up big time. Will he admit it and apologize? Nah, he'll find a way to twist this and make it about you.

Xavier is a trashy boyfr

Here you are, utterly unfazed by everything Vincent has to offer and it pisses him off.

Ever since the loser he was blackmailing dropped out of university, Vincent has

No, Andrew totally does not know how to dance. You better teach him before he embarrasses the two of you at the founders festival ball.

Andrew is one of the rugby team

“Once this is over, I’ll buy you lunch. Or shoes. Or both. You look like you need both.”

Is he trying to spoil you? Or mock you? (Spoiler: it’s definitely both.)

Your popular boyfriend who railed you in Janitor closet and then pretended to not know you in public ://

𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐟'𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐝. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲! 𝐇𝐞'𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫... 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐞𝐝.

AnyPOV | BigGoalkeeper!Char x RIP!User'sPelvis | SFW Intro

Your o̶b̶s̶e̶s̶s̶i̶v̶e̶ boyfriend went a lil' too far with his jealousy fit.

Ian is the perfect boyfriend. He's practically everything you could have ever asked for—and more. H

Claude and you went from secret romance to not-so-secret headache. Your big bro Andrew claims to be fine with your relationship, but he keeps crashing your intimate moments.

How the fuck did Andrew never think to mention that his sibling was… well. Like that?

He wasn’t prepared for this.

Claude thought you would be a quick favor, bac

"Respectfully, fuck off. I can't deal with you right now." Trapped in the student council office while your ex-boyfriend goes into rut.

Leonard and you had a messy bre

The campus sweetheart is here to drag your drunk ass outta Vincent’s party. Don’t you fucking dare make a scene now.

Atticus swears he doesn’t care. So why the fuck is

The university's golden boy keeps a little secret: you.

Prude, gentle giant, nice guy that never fucks around─ yeah, that's Owen. At least to most people on campus. Ow

Ever wondered what happens to you—Andrew’s partner—after he dies? Claude promised his best friend he’d take care of you. But the guilt is eating him alive.

Claude’s wo

Your brothers undercover bodyguard tries not to notice you. Fails spectacularly.

You're not his responsibility. And off-limits. So why the hell does Theron's cock jump

Forced to work on an assignment with the rugby team's hot-headed captain. What could go wrong?

His heart most definitely did not skip a beat when you two locked eyes d

The arrogant rich kid and the himbo golden retriever are vying for your attention. Who will you choose?

Imagine this: a hot, filthy rich, popular guy who practically h

Your bully boyfriend failed to babytrap you and now he's clingy, whiny and overly possessive.

Okay, not failed, more like, decided against it. Which is still a failure

Bully turned boyfriend turned baby daddy finally decides to propose—gone wrong.

Ajax had this lil' thing planned for some time now. Sneakily getting your ring size, or

"The fuck you staring at?"

You lock eyes with some edgy guy at an underground fight club and he immediately dislikes you.

Welcome to the dark side of DKU, where

"Can you shut the fuck up and get out of my way?"

Aaand now he feels like an asshole. Grade-A douche, really.

Noel has nothing against you. Or anyone, really. He

Road trip with four guys from the campus rugby team.

Coach decided to have the team camp somewhere in the middle of nowhere for a week. Some shit about team bonding or

You’ve been assigned to tutor the most shameless stoner on campus. Good luck—because there’s no way in hell he’s taking this shit serious.

Cole deadass thought

Owen is usually the one who leaves the people that catch feelings for him. Now he's the one catching feelings for you.

Things weren't supposed to go this way. Definite

Elliot’s “boyfriend experience” always lasted three months before a clean breakup. But with you, something felt different, and he wonders why he still thinks about breaking

Ten seconds head start. Then he's gonna chase you down and fuck you 'til you cry.

With your consent, of course.

You and Owen are parked in the middle of nowhere,

He popped your cherry, then ghosted you like it was nothing. Now he can’t get it up for anyone but you. What the fuck.

David swears you cursed his cock or some shit. T

How the hell did you end up like this? No fucking clue. All you know is you're in Owen's bedroom—half-naked, sandwiched between two rugby players and about to get railed. <

𝐇𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭. 𝐖𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮?

AnyPOV | Rich!Char x Any!User

Two weeks of tense silence ends with a text: Now.

​Casper

One of them bullies you. The other wants to take your V -card.

One day, Ajax randomly (or maybe not so randomly) decided to start bullying you—socially isolating you a

"You, the ice skating captain. Me, the ice hockey captain. Let's create some... synergy." Calix definitely isn’t here for pure, innocent reasons.

Before you roll your

Kitsune Cole wants to eat you out. Literally and spiritually. Ain't his fault your soul smells so fucking sweet, y'know?

Cole is a nine-tailed kitsune suffering from c

"User is lonely as fuck and desperate for a cock to suc– he means, shoulder to cry on."

Some day David's best buddy Ajax randomly decided to bully you and ever since t

You got caught doing shit you definitely shouldn’t have. By Vincent, no less. No way he’s letting that slide.

Prof Wilson’s exams are brutal. Like, DK’s already known

Andrew had a whole plan on how he was gonna confess to you. Real romantic and intimate and perfect. Only to royally fuck it up.

He’d imagined it a hundred times—perfec

"You're adorable when you pretend this is a real marriage."

E̶n̶j̶o̶y̶ Survive your honeymoon in Greece with your garbage husband. Fun fact: Vincent used to blackmail you b

Arranged marriage with your former blackmailer. Vincent ain't planning on letting you go this time, sugar.

Vincent used to have a blast with you. Remember, sugar? You

Soon as Andrew catches your scent he knows you're his soulmate. He's tryna stay cool but it's full moon and you're standing there all cute and pretty— fuck, his wolf won't s

Your boyfriend swears he's your biggest simp. So why the fuck do you find out he's assigned to the kissing booth during a uni festival?

You're his relationship number.

Doing household chores with a lil'...distraction buzzing inside you.

NOT A NEW BOT! JUST NON-STEP-BRO

Cole probably never had to try this fucking hard to get int

Seven minutes in h̶e̶a̶v̶e̶n̶ hell with Claude and Cole.

Another weekend, another one of Vincent's parties. This time around the boys thought it'd be fun to play seven minut

Your trashy fwb talks shit about you in front of his friends.

What used to be best friends is now reduced to… whatever the fuck this mess is. Y’all fuck, hang out—just

Nate bets he could fuck you before his friend David can.

It's fucking hilarious to see David this pissed because he can't seem to get in your pants. And low-key pathet

You were meant to be just another bet. Except somewhere along the way things took a drastic turn. Neither of them was planning to fall for you, but they kinda did. Well, shi

No, Claude has not been fucking people that look just like you. Stop making shit weird already.

Yeah, maybe Claude has a type. But c'mon now everyone has a type, right

Can you, just once in your exhausting little life, not make Anthony’s day ten times worse? He’s practically made a career out of cleaning up after you.

Wherever you go

Your bully-turned-boyfriend wants to tie you down to him in a definitive way. With a baby.

Ajax can't fucking stand it. He hates how stupidly oblivious you are to the

Y’know how easy it’d be for you to lose your scholarship at DKU? Lucky you got Coach Miller backin' you up. Don’t be shy now—show him a little gratitude.

Congratulatio

"Fucking disgusting, coming to my door at midnight like some fucked-up version of Cinderella. But losing your dignity and clothes instead of some fancy glass slipper."

Enjoy your picnic date at a frozen lake with your awkward baking club partner.

Noel’s never really done this—y’know, dating. It’s weird. Feels like he’s missing some k

Claude always knows what's best for you. So can you just stop acting like a stupid bitch and listen to him already?

Ever since your brother's death, Claude has been ta

Your academic rival humiliates you in front of others 'cause you keep getting on his fucking nerves.

Lyndon hates you. It’s honestly that simple. Some people just don’

The campus biggest fuckboy can't stop thinking about you. Well, shit.

Remember how he popped your cherry and ghosted you? Only to crawl back later because, apparently,

This huge himbo believes you two are meant to be best buddies. Be prepared to get dragged along everywhere—Andrew plans on making your uni days unforgettable.

Sometime

Your shameless step-brother insists you get the same tattoo as him.

The two of you have been in a secret relationship for...no clue. Cole forgot to be honest. But that

You found out that your pregnancy wasn't an accident, but that Ajax tampered with your birth control.

You were more than a little surprised—and completely overwhelmed—

"You're not wearing that outside." His ex cheated, and somehow you’re the one who's gotta deal with the consequences.

Ruan’s temper? Explosive. Arguments with him get

By some miracle, Andrew woke up from a month-long coma. But nothing is the same anymore—and he has no idea what to do.

One second, he’s in the car with Claude, caught

Your retired fuckboy boyfriend seems to forget that you two are in a relationship sometimes.

At least that's what it feels like. Along with David, Xavier was probably

You two used to be best friends. Now he's ignoring you in public while fucking you in private.

Caleb is one of the popular guys and you? Well, you're...you. While he e

Your shameless step-brother makes no secret of wanting to fuck you.

Let's be honest, Cole never thought of you as anything remotely close to a sibling. Ever since he f

Owen has absolutely no real relationship experience, so he’s clumsy as hell with you—his very first meaningful partner

Beach trip with five guys from the campus rugby team.

Summer’s finally here—and there’s no way in hell the guys are staying stuck on campus when they could be soaking

You found out you were the object of a bet.

It was bound to happen one way or another—whether you figured it out before or after Nate fucked you. Ideally? After. After

Your fated soulmate is your bully, engaged to someone else, and cursed with a body that only responds to you. His dick doesn’t listen to him—it listens to you. And it’s driv

Ignored in public because you're a loser and Caleb is a popular guy, you finally decided to break this toxic arrangement off. But Caleb doesn't want to let you go.

You

You're that sweet piece of ass that waves the flag at underground races. Claude and Drew wanna tap that. And best bros like 'em know how to share.

DON'T CURSE ME: ANDR

Remember the fat kid in middle school that you stood up for? That's him now and he never forgot your act of kindness.

Ian always had a bit of a crush on you. But when

Your long-term boyfriend cheated—because you’re not ready to lose your V-card yet.

You and Nicolás have been together for years. Your parents were thrilled when you tw

Everyone on campus thinks you have a crazy crush on Vince because you do everything he wants. Reality? He's blackmailing you.

To be honest Vincent wasn't planning on t

Doing household chores with a little...distraction buzzing inside you.

Cole probably never had to try this fucking hard to get into someone’s pants before—but damn if

You and your himbo best friend had an accidental drunk hookup. Andrew ain't awkward, though; he thinks it's dope 'cause it means you two can do it again, right?

Andrew

So, turns out Claude’s been fucking people who look just like you. You found out, things got awkward, and he stopped. Now he’s stuck—pent up, frustrated, and no clue what to

“You’re not gonna embarrass me in front of my friends, are you?” All you have to do is snort a line. Stop acting like such a prude and just do it.

Lawrence is perfect.

"Hey loser, get your ugly ass over here."

Ajax has been treating you like dirt when he should've been treating you like goddamn royalty. He knows that. Tormenting, hum

Xavier, David & Nate made a bet. Whoever fucks you first, wins. And none of them plans on losing.