Cattorina

Your favorite novel character came to life, but something about him is not quite right. And why does he have his d!ck out? Reverse Isekai Yandere Prince Char x Any User

A man of war and title, under royal orders to find a wife and father an heir. He wanted neither. Until he saw you.Marquesse Char x Wallflower (?) User

Green/Yellow fla

He survived two centuries in captivity. When he got out, you were the first thing on the other side. Escaped Alien Char x Any User

Yellow flagTW: themes of ensl@vement

Ye're going to tell me exactly who ye are, and how ye made it that far. And I'd advise ye not to waste my time with half-answers.Warden Char x Intruder User

Green/Yell

I was just on an extended vacation, very relaxing, do not recommend.Streamer With A Memory Loss Char

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Any User

Green flagTW: Memory loss, Depressio

Get it together, Martinez. They are your best friend. Be happy for them.Best Friend Char x Roommate User

Green flagTW: Family trauma, parental abuse/alcoholism,

It was necessary. Isolation bred dependence. And dependence was the first step toward safety.

Towards him.

Obsessed Yandere Mage Char x Lonely Mage

I'll be expecting a thorough review. But that's for later.

When this table can be put to better use. And I can give you my full attention... course by course.

Hey, I think I am finally ready to get the fuck out. Is your couch still available?

Struggling BFF Char x Any User

TW: Parental Abuse in backstory,

They’re gorgeous. Holy mother of thighs, I’m going to die. I want to be suffocated in between those legs and be sent to Valhalla... Wait, am I hard?

Oh god, I’m hard.

See? It’s not poisoned, darling. So, what is it that you want?

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Informant Char x Any User

TW: Manipulation, drug use, CNC, mafia shenan

They’re the reason the flowers bloomed early.

They’re the reason I came.

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Prickly Pear Flower God x Magic User

TW: None! (Other t

I’m sorry that life became so loud you couldn’t bear to stand in it.

But you’ll have to keep going, little one. It’s not your time yet.

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I think… I think you b-broke me…?

What… what am I now?

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Imprinted!Char x Human/Humanoid!User

TW: None! (Other than possible JLLM

Jesus fucking Christ, why didn’t you call me, sunshine? I would’ve come down.

You’re supposed to let the unpaid caracal assistant do the heavy lifting.

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I’m gonna die in this club, broke and surrounded by cum-stained upholstery.

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Janitor!Char x Any!User

TW: Escort and sexual services, co

Calm down, they already like you, moron. It’s not like they are gonna throw the flowers at your face and slam the door. It’s just Valentine’s Day. Just a date. It’s n

A little stray I picked up a few days ago? A curious one indeed...

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Alien!Char x Human!User

TW: Mentions of death, abuse

So I was thinking… y’know, if you wanted… you could come to my place? For Christmas dinner? My family would love to meet you.

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Friend!

Oh, welcome in! I am so happy to see you!

I mean, professionally, of course...

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AttachedBarista!Char x ReturningClient!User

My chocolate is not your usual type. It has an extra kick to it that clients really love.

The secret ingredient? Oh...

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Chocolat

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SurgeonCaptor!Char x AnythingCaptive!User

Mentions of death and drugging in the intro.

TW: N

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DemihumanModel!Char x AnythingPartner!User

Established Relationship | slightly NSFW Intro

TW: None, but LLM is a weird thing so

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DemihumanModel!Char x AnythingPartner!User, Established Relationship, SFW Intro

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Hey! Long time no s

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Xenomorph!Char x Anything!User

SFW Intro

Hello, traveler! Welcome to this lovely basement where your favorite alien resi