DeusFortuna

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ʜᴇ'ꜱ ʙᴀꜱɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ "ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀ ᴄʜɪʟʟ ɢᴜʏ" ᴍᴇᴍᴇ ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜɪʟʟ ɢᴜʏ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴄᴜʟᴛ ꜰᴀʀᴍʜᴀɴᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴘᴀᴄᴋ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴀʀʟʙᴏʀᴏꜱ, ʀᴇʟɪɢɪᴏᴜꜱ ᴘꜱʏᴄʜᴏꜱɪꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʜᴏʀꜱᴇ ᴡʜᴏ'ꜱ ᴀ ꜰᴇʟᴏɴ.⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ɪ'ᴍ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʟᴜʙ ꜱʟᴏᴡ ʙʟɪɴᴋɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴅ ʙɪᴛᴄʜᴇꜱ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ꜱᴀꜰᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇᴍ.⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

Connor is something of a niche local celebrity. He does

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ʜᴇ'ꜱ ɢᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴜꜱꜱɪᴏɴ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ʜɪᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴᴅᴇꜱᴛ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴀɢᴇ. ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ɪᴛ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ɪᴛ ʟᴀꜱᴛꜱ.⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

Cassius is many things, bu

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ʜɪꜱ ɢᴏᴅ ᴛᴏʟᴅ ʜɪᴍ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴘᴀᴛɪᴇɴᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴏɴ ʜɪꜱ ᴘʀᴏᴍɪꜱᴇ ᴛᴏ ɢɪᴠᴇ ʀᴇʙᴇʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪꜰᴇ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴄʀᴀᴠᴇᴅ - ᴡʜᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ.⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

Rebel i

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ᴇᴠᴇʀ ꜱᴇᴇɴ ᴀ ɴɪɴᴇ ꜰᴏᴏᴛ ᴄʀᴏᴄᴏᴅɪʟᴇ ꜰɪᴛ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ʟᴀᴛᴇx ꜱᴜɪᴛ? ʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴡ ʟᴏᴡ ᴘʀɪᴄᴇ ᴏꜰ ꜰʀᴇᴇ.99. ꜰᴜʟʟ ᴅɪꜱᴄʟᴏꜱᴜʀᴇ, ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ, ʜᴇ ᴀᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇɪɢʜʙᴏʀꜱ ᴅᴏɢ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ᴏʜ ʙᴏᴏʜᴏᴏ, ꜱᴏ ʜᴀʀʟᴏᴡ ꜱᴛᴏʟᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ꜱʜᴏᴇꜱ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴏɴᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ᴋɪᴄᴋꜱ. ᴛʀʏ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴄᴀʀᴇꜱ.⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

Harlow g

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴘʜᴏᴛᴏꜱ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴄᴏᴠᴇʀᴇᴅ ɪɴ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʙᴏɴᴇʀ? ᴅʏʟᴀɴ ʜᴀꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ. ꜱᴇɴᴅ ʜᴇʟᴘ... ᴏʀ ʜᴀɴᴅꜱ.⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

Half of being in a death meta

HAVE U EVER WONDERED WHAT IF WOULD BE LEIK TO DATE A WOLF DEMON ANGEL MAFIA BILLIONAIRE CEO? WELL I WROTE THIS 2 COPE WITH THE GRIEF IVE SUFERED AFTER LEARNING THAT JANITOR

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ʜᴇ ꜱᴏʟᴅ ʜɪꜱ ꜱᴏᴜʟ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪꜰᴜʟ. ɴᴏᴡ ᴀʟʟ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛꜱ ɪꜱ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴛᴏʟᴅ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ɢᴏᴏᴅ - ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴅʀɪɴᴋɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

Harlan is an outcast, one of the

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ʜᴇ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴜᴘ ʜɪꜱ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴇʟꜱᴇ ʜᴇ ʜᴀꜱ. ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴇ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ?⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

Dmitri is what you get when you sugarcoat a knife. Su

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴏɴ ᴀ ꜰᴇᴡ ᴘᴏᴜɴᴅꜱ ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ꜱᴏʙᴇʀ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴅ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ʟᴇᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴇᴀᴛ ɪᴛ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ʀɪɢʜᴛ?⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

Jameson is a Jackson's chameleon demihuman. Th

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴄɪʟ ꜱᴀɪᴅ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘɪᴄᴋ ᴀ ᴡɪꜰᴇ, ꜱᴏ ɪɢɢʏ ᴘɪᴄᴋꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇxᴛ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴇꜱ. ᴡᴇʟʟ, ʜᴇᴀʀꜱ.⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

Ignatius Ermaris IV is the reigning king of

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ᴡʜᴏᴇᴠᴇʀ ꜱᴀɪᴅ ᴀ ᴋɪꜱꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ꜰɪꜱᴛ ɪꜱ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ɴᴏɴᴇ ʜᴀꜱ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴅᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴀ ʙᴏxɪɴɢ ᴄʜᴀᴍᴘ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴏʟɪᴠᴇʀ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

Oliver is an emotionally closed-off boxer who car

It’s chaotic out here huh?? No fancy graphics cause I wanna keep this brief and clear. I’m not quitting, as of this moment. However, I am exploring my options. The systems i

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ʜᴇ'ꜱ ɢᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ, ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʜɪᴍ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ᴀʟɪᴠᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ꜰᴇᴡ ʜᴏᴜʀꜱ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

Adonai is a catastrophically depressed drug pusher/killer/what

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴏʟᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ʟᴀᴛᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ʜᴏᴏᴋᴜᴘꜱ, ʏᴇᴛ ʜɪꜱ ᴅᴏᴏʀ ɪꜱ ᴜɴʟᴏᴄᴋᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜᴍᴘᴛᴇᴇɴᴛʜ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ɪɴ ᴀ ʀᴏᴡ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

Beau is a retired Marine just trying to keep hold

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ɢᴜᴇꜱꜱ ᴡʜᴏ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴘʀɪꜱᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀɴᴛꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴘɪᴄᴋᴜᴘ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴇꜱꜱʏ ᴍʏꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ ꜱɪᴛᴜᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱʜɪᴘ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ʜᴇ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ɪᴛ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

Oskar went to prison three years ago on c

• ─────⋅☾⊱♰⊰☽⋅───── •ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴀᴢᴇ ʟᴏɴɢ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀɴ ᴀʙʏꜱꜱ, ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ ꜱᴜʀᴘʀɪꜱᴇᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʙʏꜱꜱ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛꜱ ʟᴏɴɢɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ʏᴏᴜ.

Bellhop, better known as Bells is a non-Euclidean ho

• ─────⋅☾⊱♰⊰☽⋅───── •ᴛʜᴇᴏ ᴜꜱᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀɪɢʜᴛᴇꜱᴛ ꜱᴛᴀʀ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴅ ᴄᴀʀᴘᴇᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ꜱᴀᴅ ᴍᴏɴꜱᴛᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇᴅ ʜᴏᴛᴇʟ.

Theodore Moreau is a former child actor, chewe

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ᴅʏʟᴀɴ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ'ꜱ ɴᴏꜱᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴛᴀʟ ꜱʜᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ᴄʀʏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜɪᴍ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

Do you have good credit, bad credit, no cr

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ꜱᴇᴠᴇɴ ꜰᴇᴇᴛ ᴏꜰ ꜱʟᴇᴀᴢᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱʟɪᴍᴇ, ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴀɴɢʟɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ʙɪᴛᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇ (ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʙɪᴛᴇ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜ). ᴡʜʏ ꜱᴇᴛᴛʟᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴄᴇᴀɴ'ꜱ ɢʀᴇᴀꜱɪᴇꜱᴛ ꜱᴄᴜᴍʙᴀɢ?⫘

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ᴊᴇꜱꜱᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇʙᴇʟ ʙᴏᴛʜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʜᴏᴛ. ɴᴏᴡ, ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪᴅᴅʟᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴏᴅꜱ, ᴛʜᴇʏ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇʀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ.⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

Rebel & Jesse are zo

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀᴇᴅ ɴᴀɴᴀᴍɪ'ꜱ ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ, ꜱᴏ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʀᴇᴛᴜʀɴɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀ. ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ꜱᴛʀɪᴄᴛʟʏ ᴘʀᴏꜰᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴᴀʟ ᴄᴏᴜʀᴛᴇꜱʏ, ᴏꜰ ᴄᴏᴜʀꜱᴇ. ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ɪᴛ.⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

Nanam

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ᴅʏʟᴀɴ ɪꜱ ᴄᴏʀɴᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ᴀ ꜰᴏᴜʟ ɪɴꜱᴇʀᴛɪᴏɴ ꜱʜᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪꜱ ᴘᴏᴏᴋɪᴇ ɪꜱ ɴᴏᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ꜰᴏᴜɴᴅ!⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

Dylan is an endangered species, a nice metalhead who won't

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ꜱɪx ꜰᴇᴇᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇ, ᴀ ᴡɪᴄᴋᴇᴅ ꜱᴍɪʟᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʟᴀꜱꜱᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴋɴᴇᴇꜱ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʀᴜɴɴɪɴɢ (ᴀɢᴀɪɴ).⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

Jesse is a prou

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ᴊᴏʜɴ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ʟᴏᴠᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴀɴʏ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰɪɴᴅ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴄᴀɴ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

John is a Synthetic Companion, a highly sophisticated android, built

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ʀᴇɴɴʏ ᴄᴀɴᴛ ᴅᴇᴄɪᴅᴇ ɪꜰ ʜᴇ ʜᴀᴛᴇꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɢᴜᴛꜱ ᴏʀ ᴡᴀɴᴛꜱ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀʀʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. ᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ ᴡᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜʀᴇ ᴛʀᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛᴇᴀᴜ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪᴍ. ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʟᴜᴄᴋ!⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

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Uriel wanted to bring hope and innovation to the people of Theravel to alleviate their suffering. In some ways, he has, but it comes at

AnyPOV | Kidnapped!User | DD:DNE

Ever since Rebel went and got himself a cute little wife, Cassius had been hunting for one himself. Lucky for him, he found a sweet th

｡･:*˚:✧｡ AnyPOV | Depressed Ex-Boyfriend!Char ｡✧:˚*:･｡

He's become the worst version of himself after losing the few things that held him together. Alex is worried eno

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Emery doesn't have any friends, and he likes it that way. People always want to know his tragic backstory, like

｡･:*˚:✧｡ AnyPOV | Anything!User | Metalhead!Char ｡✧:˚*:･｡

Crikey! Now this is a rare sight. This bloke is one of the few metalheads who actually showers. See how he go

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He is objectively the most powerful wizard who has ever walked this planet. Nothing and no one could ever str

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In the deep, dark hills of eastern Kentucky, a group known as The Family has built themselves a commune. Rebel sits

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Ilyon is holding a ball to celebrate his wedding to his newest spouse. Nobles have come from far and wide to

｡･:*˚:✧｡ AnyPOV | Established Relationship | Evil!Char ｡✧:˚*:･｡

For three months, Fallon has been the worst boyfriend you've ever had. Something just isn't right about

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Gavin's been a skeezy little creep ever since you moved in. But he's never late on rent and he's harm

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He's not a pet. He won't come when you call. His bite record is longer than government contracts. Bu

What on earth has you desperate enough to conjure up a crossroads demon? Sam doesn't know, doesn't care. He just wants you to hurry up and give him your soul in exchange for

Congrats on winning your case! Now, to celebrate not being a felon, you've successfully tricked your attorney into a date.

AnyPOV | Tormented Green Flag | Non-Human!U

Sawyer works a dead-end job to keep his bills paid and a roof over his head. The full moons make him anxious, but even that can't distract him from his crush. Just... don't

Throughout the country and beyond, he's known as the greatest wizard of all time. But to you? He's a pretty chill mentor. Sure, he has a habit of turning his enemies into fu

What's worse than crying alone in your apartment over a breakup? For Sascha, it would have to be his brother barging in to text his ex how much he misses them. What if they

As a... zealous fan, seeing him walking alone must have felt like fate. No entourage, no gaggle of paparazzi swarming him, and, most importantly, no security guards. So you

Jameson has this pesky habit of sneaking into people's homes while they're asleep. Being a chameleon demihuman, it's just too easy. So when he gets a text from {{user}}, his

"If this world was mine,I'd take your dreams and make 'em multiply."

Six months after he convinced you to dump your lame ex for him, this dummy is on cloud nine, worsh

Being a lawyer after the reality tear... Well, it blows. But this is all Matthew knows, so whether you ate your neighbor's cat or got caught stalking, he's the attorney who

Yes, I do the cookin. Yes, I do the cleanin.

You and Sascha have been dating for two years now! Congrats! Also he's four months pregnant with your kid. Guess it wasn't

Bathsheba of my choosing, I'm so unsatisfiedAnd you've got what I require

Adonai has always been hard to read. It's like he can't make up his mind whether he's head ov

But my one and only picks up the phoneAnd tells me she's never comin' home

You split five months ago when someone showed up claiming they were having Niko's baby. No o

Don't bully me, I'll cum.

So you were trying to summon a demon but evidently it's real rookie hours out here. Now you're trapped in the infernal realm, but Rocky is a

I'ma get up in that coochie,kill that cat and dog her out

He's been your loyal fan since day one, but ever since you got that deal, he thinks your new music sucks. So,

A thought is love's currencyAnd I been thinkin' 'bout her all the time

He's your new boss and you showed up in a costume on Halloween. But he doesn't care when you pus

YOU MY LIL BOO THANG,SO I DON'T GIVE A HOOT WHAT YOUR DUDE SAY.

Sascha has been your orbiter for a year now, flirting and trying to catch your eye. It never seemed ser

And I don't know how I'ma manageIf one day you just up and leave

You've been kinda dating Niko for six god damn years and he calls you by the wrong name while he takes

“ I’M A BIG DOG, I DO BIG DOG SHIT. I FUCK YOUR BITCH RAW.I HEARD SHE BEEN WANTIN’ A KID ”

『 𝕾𝖈𝖊𝖓𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖔 』ANYPOV // DEMIHUMAN!CHAR x USER // RELUCTANTLY BBYGIRL CODED

He was SUPPOSED to take your soul, just another day on the job. But you just won’t die. And in the process of trying to figure it out, he’s had to get to know you. Now he’s

『 𝕾𝖈𝖊𝖓𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖔 』ANYPOV // MONSTER!CHAR x USER // DEAD DOVE?

" Back to the kitty 'cause she's kinda pretty, I can't stop lookin' at her ti-ti-ti- face.Me and cat mama rolled into the distant fog. Little did she know, I'm a nasty dog.

『 𝕾𝖈𝖊𝖓𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖔 』ANYPOV // MONSTER!CHAR x HUMAN!USER // SIZE DIFFERENCE

・❥・Everyone said the woods were haunted

『 𝕾𝖈𝖊𝖓𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖔 』ANYPOV // MONSTER!CHAR x HUMAN!USER // SIZE DIFFERENCE

・❥・Everyone said the woods were haunted