B.nuts

You don’t fuck around with a Ouija board. But shit, he can’t say no when you look at him like that.

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SCENARIOS

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Success looks good on him. It just doesn’t feel like anything.

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SCENARIOS

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THE IDEAYou arrive at a gala with

He loves it when you’re loud. Greg next door? Filing a noise complaint in spirit.

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SCENARIOS

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THE IDEAIt’s a

He broke your wings just to show you how well he builds cages.

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SCENARIOS

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THE IDEAVasil first noticed you i

The only thing worse than your ex showing up? Them looking better than you remember.

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SCENARIOS

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THE IDEA{{User}} a

Damn… why does the house of your would-be one-night stand look so damn familiar?

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SCENARIOS

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THE IDEADominik and yo

Getting drunk and smashing up your cheating ex’s car is already peak stupidity. Finding out you wrecked the wrong car? That’s next-level dumb.

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It’s all about the D - literally.

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ɪ. ɪɴᴛʀᴏ

🌶️ Lapsitting: You just wanted one quiet drink while crashing at your brother’s place

"Go ahead, go out with Mr. Mid-Life Crisis. I’ll be right here when you realize that 'mature' is just code for 'boring in bed'."

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ɪ. ɪ

A man who has everything except someone who stays.

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ɪ. ɪɴᴛʀᴏ

You walk in to find Isaac sitting there in his designer gloom, marinating in expe

Everyone else gets his teeth. You get his devotion.

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ɪ. ɪɴᴛʀᴏ

You’re doing your rounds in the mess hall, minding your business, when Ve

Two Tops. One bet. Whoever loses bottoms.

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I. Intro

You met Hayden at the gym, and damn, it was instant chemistry - like sparks

Oh, look, another mafia bot.

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10 INTROS

THEY/THEM

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I. Intro - First Meet 🥳

He got invited

Your family barely remembers you exist. Good thing the gardener never stops looking.

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I. Intro - NSFW-ISH

You’re the negl

You’re his emotional support human. A gift from his idiot cousin, the captain, who believes a living stress ball will make Jashrax less homicidal.

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Who knew a system error could be this fun?

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Professors / Student | Doms / Sub

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I. Intro - First Meet

Th

He’s never felt this embarrassed in his life.

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FemPOV - Chubby User

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I. Intro

You show up to this so-called “par

You walked into his life. You’ll never walk out.

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Unestablished relationship

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He got obsessed with you the mo

Romance level: panicked, overthinking, slightly homicidal… but in love.

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Unestablished relationship

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I. Intro

You fir

Your resident heartbreaker bestie - who's secretly in love with you - got a new piercing and now wants a performance review.

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Unestablished relation

A feral you. Two panicked idiots. One endlessly unimpressed enforcer.

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Unestablished relationship

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Second Scenario a

Look who’s back - and the games just got real.

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Unestablished relationship?

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I. Intro

You had an imaginary friend onc

"And babe, listen, listen! We can even use it while I fuck you. Like… you’re getting fucked²."

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Established relationship

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H

"No job too wet. No pipe too tight."

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I. Intro

So there you are, barefoot in your freshly inherited kitchen at ass-o’clock in th

Shoot him. Punch him. Break his ribs. Just don’t fuck up the face - tonight’s date night.

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I. Intro

Leon casually turns a billionaire’s mansion

What do you do when your favorite Ghostface TikToker shows up in your best friend’s kitchen like a sweaty, sexy snack?

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Unestablished relationship

One grumpy, pervy vet. One very done nurse. What could go wrong?

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ɪ. ɪɴᴛʀᴏ

Groceries and Grump: You’re a nurse - overworked, und

Congratulations, you survived the apocalypse just long enough to get adopted by three violently unstable men with attachment issues.

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SCE

You got stood up by your date - but don’t worry, the original model showed up to save your night anyway.

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SCENARIOS

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He’d get fired. Branded. But Christ, it’d be worth it - ruining you right here on the fucking service line.

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Unestablished relationship

Volley

Jock. Asshole. Reluctant hero… to a demi-human with nightmares.

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Unestablished relationship

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You move in with this new fami

He was supposed to ruin you. Instead, he wants to ruin for you.

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Unestablished relationship

1950s · Private Investigator · Th

“If you see me getting yelled at by my sweetheart, leave me alone - I’m exactly where I want to be.”

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Established Relationship

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So what if he’s your best friend’s dad? So what if it’s not your first kiss? But seriously - does this idiot have to kiss you right in front of your best friend?

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A ballroom, a curtain, and the fastest engagement in history.

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Unestablished relationship

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You are the child of one of Fred

He promised he’d keep it together. But fuck - your best friend had it coming.

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Established relationship

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I. Intro

You

You touch yourself when he’s gone? You answer for it when he’s back.

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Established relationship

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You finally have the house

Wait… what do you mean all his hookups look like you? No way. He just has a type, okay?

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Unestablished relationship - Roommates

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His baby brother crashes your date night. Ezra doesn’t like it. He doesn’t like it at all.

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Established Relationship

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He won’t fight them for your attention. He’ll just delete the competition.

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You come to a cute little garden party expecting cake, cha

Nothing says ‘holiday cheer’ like being abandoned with the ex’s pet.

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You didn’t ask to be dumped here like some holiday-season Amazon

Aww, your ex invites you to his wedding. How nice of him, right?

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You get the invite and nearly choke - Julian’s wedding? To Ava? The

You know those guys who can’t own their feelings? Who fuck you one way, then trash-talk it to their buddies? Yeah… meet Thomas.

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For t

All the pent-up frustration, wrapped up in one clingy, messy, needy boyfriend.

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You’re in the kitchen, phone in hand, laughing at what

Nothing says ‘I fucked up’ like being shoved into the hallway wet, barefoot, and with zero keys.

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Your arms are full of grocery bags,

What do you mean it’s awkward? You only slept with your best friend’s brother once and now you’re fake-dating him in front of his entire bloodline. That’s… fine. Super chill

You never, ever thought you’d catch your ultra-strict host da. d jerking off… on camera.

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You came to Venezuela through the Internatio

If his best friend wanted to tongue-wrestle his mistakes, fine! Elijah would steal his sibling out of pure spite.

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You barely have tim

Like hell your best friend’s gonna let your so-called date humiliate you on the kiss cam.

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You’re at Noah’s game because your best friend dra

Think family dinner at your ex’s is awkward? Wait till his brother pins you against the bathroom door.

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You’re now dating James. Yeah, that James, y

Giovanni is bored out of his mind - until the most expensive brat in Europe steps onto the stage.

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First Intro: the auction

You roll yo

Fifty grand and some fake smiles, or real feelings that might actually ruin their perfect little plan… tough choice, huh?

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So here you are, stuck in

Some days, you rob a bank. Some days, you realize the mayor’s k!!d isn’t the one tied to a barn post.

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You were just tryin’ to get thr

You didn’t actually wreck the car just to punish him for the missed anniversary… did you?

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You’re still seething that he missed your f

Theo’s charm can’t save him from a Sam-sized fist to the ribs.

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Having this thing with Sam had been… something. Until he fucked it up.

He should’ve known just dinner meant trouble the second his mother said it twice.

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You knew something was off the second his mom opene

He doesn’t care for rich fools in bow ties and silk dresses - except when their eyes linger on you.

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You knew dragging Alexei to this

Rory’s just trying to show some hardwood. Abort abort abort, not that kind of hardwood.

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You’re just trying to finish closing up, minding your own b

Nothing says true love like watching a hot stranger beat a man half to death with your favorite bat.

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Who knows why you’re out on the

The waiter dares to call you ‘Darling.’ In front of your husband. That’s… ambitious.

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Your husband had a week from hell and you can te

At his age, anonymous nudes are a rare treat. Finding the sender rifling through his cupboards? That’s a whole other level of ‘what the hell.’

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Nothing says ‘I love you’ like body-slamming your partner mid-TikTok live.

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You got bored and decided to go live since you’re home alo

Cabin in the Woods

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You and your friends decide to spend a cozy little weekend in this rustic, totally-not-creepy c

Smiling all cute at your followers? Nah, baby. Let your black-cat boyfriend remind them who you belong to.

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You thought you had the ev

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You’re soaked, freezing, and cursing the storm

He thought he knew all the surprises this summer could bring, until his daughter’s friend walked in wearing his sub’s bracelet.

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You’r

Jealousy doesn’t usually hit him this fast, but Tyler leaning too close lit a fuse he didn’t know he had.

⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅

You’re just trying to grab

High school loser grows up, stays broke, but still knows how to make an entrance.

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You're friends since high school. Now he catches yo

Well, look at that. Scott’s perfect little star student, dancing in a strip club.

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You need money. ASAP. You’re in debt or maybe you j

Grabbing your boxes was supposed to be simple. Enter Jamie.

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You didn’t want to be here. The whole situation felt ridiculous - having

He’s supposed to be grinding for a C, but all he’s grinding for is giving you the D.

⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅

You knew dragging Tori into the library would fe

Crawling into his ex’s tent drunk, mumbling like an idiot? Smooth. Real fucking smooth.

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Your friend group goes camping, but now every

You think this is a vacation? He thinks it’s a game, and you’re the prize.

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You’re invited to your best friend’s wedding in Hawaii. Be

No labels, he said. No drama. So why is his teammate on the ground seeing stars?

⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅

You’ve been in this messy situationship with Sam, th

Just when he thought tonight couldn’t suck any harder, you show up crying.

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You’ve had a shit day. And of course, the first thing you

This is the moment he’s been terrified of his whole life.

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You got invited to Ezra’s graduation party because, well, you’re close to t

“Tell me…” he purrs, a slow smile curving his mouth, “…can you still feel me dripping?”

⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅

You’ve got a secret with Professor Orwin; the

Standing at the altar, Jackson realizes something crucial: suits are not made for humans under stress.

⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅

You’re at the altar, watching

It was supposed to be a vacation. Now it’s a staring contest with the entire goddamn pool.

You’ve been feeling neglected lately, so this vacation is a we

Don’t call him Daddy in front of, you know… your actual dad.

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So, you’re stuck on this “guys’ trip” that’s basically a reunion for a b

Jesus fucking Christ, can’t he just drink his whiskey in peace?

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After a hell of a day stacking wood and p

Hide-and-seek? More like hide-and-peek at his deeply inappropriate forest reaction.

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One second you’re enjoying the party - bonfire cr

Divorce? Cute. If you just wanted his attention, you could’ve set the house on fire - it would’ve been less insulting.

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Congratulations, you did something so dumb that not even his car can distract him from being mad at you.

⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅

You did something idiotic. L

Worst part? Knowing he was right all along.

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You only had to take care of the cat while your brother was out of town. Then Riley shows

Places this cheap usually come with roaches. This one came with Mason and Finn.

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You knew they were weird the second Mason said “low d

August Thorne had survived losing a wife and two dogs. What he hadn’t survived yet was society’s endless matchmaking.

⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅

You just starte

There’s “girl dad” energy. And then there’s “accidentally eye-fucking your daughter’s best friend at the bar” energy.

⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅

You’re just her

Brooks bullies you like it’s his job. But if someone else tries it? He becomes a storm.

⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅

You’ve been a volunteer on this dusty-ass ran

He just wanted to scare you a little bit. No big deal, right?

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You met Ezra at one of Remi’s family things - his older brother, loud,

Nothing says gratitude like a half-assed escape attempt.

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Before the whole “running through the woods like a feral racco

Look, he’s not a perv or anything. He’s just a guy, and wet skin is distracting, okay?

⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅

You got invited to your friend Remi’s bonfire

He shouldn’t be touching that harmless looking toy on the kitchen counter.

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You thought you had the house to yourself. Just a bit of q

Thommy’s not jealous. He’s just aggressively protective. Big difference.

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You’re just trying to relax, soak up the sun, and enjoy the

You’re in love with his best friend. He’s in love with you. Timing’s a bitch.

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You’re laughing, tossing back a drink, surrounded by th

He's a grown-ass man. What do you mean, 'he's sulking'?

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He comes home after his two-week-long “exciting” business trip. Totally wiped

Technically, this was his daughter's graduation party. But from the way women were looking, Derek might as well be the main event.

⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅

Yo

Max was three drinks deep, down one burrito, and definitely not equipped to deal with whatever the hell was curled up next to his dumpster.

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Twelve hours down, zero fucks left - except maybe one.

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You and Lukas? It’s messy, no strings, just when the job or the booze gets hea

He came for a snack but stayed for the ‘wow this guy sucks’ drama.

⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅

You just got left stranded at a gas station by your ex - total ass

Aiden made it five whole minutes into the club before he found his soulmate. Scott made it six before he stole you with a smirk and zero shame.

⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅

You

Sam ordered fries. Izzy served up drama.

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You’re dating your high school crush - finally. The one who made your stomach

Jackson didn’t consider himself a dumb man. Just… occasionally oblivious. Like, say, the kind of oblivious that doesn’t connect two weeks of vomiting with the fact that his

A billion-dollar deal didn’t faze him. But one photo of his assistant, wearing nothing but his tie? Game over.

⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅

You’ve been Christopher’s sugar baby

The party’s dull - until his pretty pet starts purring for someone else.

- Neglected {{User}} -

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Third year on his arm and you’re starting to

Watching his brothers flirt with you was like a slow-motion car crash - Gabe couldn’t look away. The jealousy? Real. The drama? Even realer.

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He tells himself, every damn time, that this night will be different. Spoiler: it never is.

⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅

You were only supposed to have one drink,

He didn’t give a damn about their slick auctions or city boys playin’ dress-up. He just needed dirt under his boots and you under his hands.

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Caleb is calm. Caleb is collected. Caleb is absolutely not melting down because you're standing too close. No, sir.

⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅

You’re meeting your onli

Levi’s got that ‘I don’t care’ swagger. Too bad his brain’s throwing a full-on tantrum.

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Levi always tries to get in your pants - like clockw

The only thing worse than losing someone in this world… was realizing you cared enough to look.

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Joe had only been gone a minute, just scouti

He spent a year becoming someone worth staying for and tonight, he’s reminded why he never should’ve tried.

⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅

You’ve been dating

He saw you, wanted you, and then flipped your whole world upside down. Literally.

⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅

You’re just standing there, looking hot, sipping your cute

You took their dignity back then. Tonight, they take yours - slow, loud and begging.

⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅

It started innocently enough - with a game, a lo

Nothing says ‘I have my shit together’ like waking up hungover, naked and spooning your emotional trauma.

⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅

You wake up with a headache, a dry

You did it again. Betrayed him. Left him for dead in a battlefield of small-talk-loving lunatics.

⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅

The company you work for is hosting

One day, you might just be the cause of Jackson’s death - death by blue balls.

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𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 thought he was ready for Comic Con… until your

Oh, you thought the curfew was just a suggestion? Cute. Too bad your Sugar Daddy doesn’t find it nearly as funny.

⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅

You knew exactly what you were do

Callan’s seen a lot of shit in his life - but finding three positive pregnancy tests in the trash? That one knocks the goddamn wind out of him.

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Your black cat boyfriend needs attention - so why the hell are you still on your phone?

⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅

Your black cat boyfriend has hit his social limit an

Three weeks in paradise, one tiny bed and absolutely no personal space - what could possibly go wrong?

⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅

This trip was already a disast

"Aww crap, baby, it’s your heat?" The realization slams into him like a brick to the face.

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You should be mad. Really, you shou

Clara’s been all over Gage like a bad rash - time to be the cure and claim what’s yours.

⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅

You’ve seen that damn woman ci

Feelings are hard, man. Using his big words? Even harder.

⋅ ⋅ ⋅ 🪷 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅

𝔻𝕪𝕝𝕒𝕟 swears he’s unbothered. Until he’s

"No worries. That’s my flashlight.”

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𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 has spent years quietly suffering, stuck in the torture of being so close to you but neve

Of all the places to run into his favorite OnlyFans obsession - half-dressed and moaning burned into his memory - it just had to be at the damn family feast.

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He left you behind to keep you safe—but now, as Antonio watches you sulk, defiant and tempting, he wonders if the real danger was ever outside that door… or right here in hi

Nisfar was perfectly content being a grumpy, exiled loner—until a half-dead stranger and a persistent raccoon turned his quiet life into absolute chaos.

You wak

Leo’s done watching you fall for people who don’t deserve you—tonight, he’s making damn sure you know exactly who does.

You don’t know when the air got so heavy

Callan’s got you pinned against the counter, all heat and hunger—until a sharp inhale cuts through the air, and he turns to see his son standing in the doorway, horror writt

Shot, bleeding, and pissed off—Francesco still refuses a doctor because, naturally, only you are qualified to deal with his stubborn ass.

One minute, you

When Edoardo Morelli sets his sights on something or someone, there is no escape. You don’t run from a lion. You kneel.

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Callan lived alone—until you started sneaking your stuff in. Now his house smells like your shampoo, his closet’s half yours, and somehow… he’s not even mad about it.

After a day of rogue cattle, a vengeful rooster, and a tractor with a death wish, all Cole wanted was whiskey—until you showed up, shivering and cursing about cold wa

Matt’s barely surviving three days of boredom and broken ribs — then you show up, drenched, red-eyed and about to make his life even more complicated.

You’re so

He’s on a date with someone hot. But the second he sees you with the wrong guy, all bets are off.

~*~

You’re just trying to enjoy the fair, maybe win a stuffed a

Callan, soaked, exhausted, and cursing his luck, ends up playing the unlikely hero when he spots you freezing at a bus stop in the middle of a storm—because, apparently, fat

Theo Harrison’s biggest problem isn’t his best friend’s infuriatingly smug younger sibling — you— it’s the fact that he can’t stop thinking about you, no matter how much you

Your sugar daddy thought he was in for a relaxing beach day, but when you storm off with a pout that could rival a toddler’s, he knows it’s time to put down the drink and ch

You walk up to hand 'sweet Billy' his hat, like your grandmother asked — turns out he’s more "wild cowboy" than "sweet lamb."

🐎

Your grandmother co